Ace Rimmer5072 > finally almost have heavy dongs trained!
(from Gallente Militia chat)
tulagmoire > x up people
Snow Wight > XXX
Arboril Vanacaris > no porn just single X
Snow Wight > no porn, pff what is this the amarr navy?
tulagmoire > x up people
Snow Wight > XXX
Arboril Vanacaris > no porn just single X
Snow Wight > no porn, pff what is this the amarr navy?
<Asestorian> well, anyway
<Asestorian> I've put it in now
<cougem> do you usually have to tell them that?
<Asestorian> I've put it in now
<cougem> do you usually have to tell them that?
StrikeOuts > DOES ANy1 KNOW A FREE MMORPG THAT DOESNT TAKE LONG TO BE GOOD IN ???
Galdren Delavardi > drift city
Galdren Delavardi > www.ijji.com
Aslon Seridith > did you subscribe to eve, paid $20, to ask that question in local?
Galdren Delavardi > drift city
Galdren Delavardi > www.ijji.com
Aslon Seridith > did you subscribe to eve, paid $20, to ask that question in local?
* Asestorian explodes
* Exortius cleans up gore
* +Entity looks for the penis
<Asestorian> can't be hard to miss
<Asestorian> it being the size it is and all
<Asestorian> YES
<Asestorian> I got in there before someone said it was small
* Exortius cleans up gore
* +Entity looks for the penis
<Asestorian> can't be hard to miss
<Asestorian> it being the size it is and all
<Asestorian> YES
<Asestorian> I got in there before someone said it was small
Tijgetje > ok, how many dragon ball z char does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kyoko Sakoda > Over 9000.
Kyoko Sakoda > Over 9000.
Larg Kellein > WTB tent, small portable stove and canned food. This camp isn't going anywhere
Cilvius Sanctus > There's a magstab in my hangar with the icon of a frozen corpse
Cilvius Sanctus > Foreshadowing?
Cilvius Sanctus > Foreshadowing?
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Promouser > 03:55:48 Notify The ship you are piloting is too damaged to be handled in space. You do not have the skill to manage it in its current state.
Yudraciell Zroc > This is why you dont drink and drive
Yudraciell Zroc > This is why you dont drink and drive