Monev> Sometimes i think of putting my eve corps on my Resume.
Skirge> Put me down as a reference!
Skirge> "We have you listed as a reference for one of your former employees"
Skirge> "Shows he was your Production Director?"
Skirge> Oh yeah, great guy. He threatened to leave one time but I just gave him a freightor and he was happy. Good worker!
Skirge> "What exactly does your company do?"
Skirge> We specialize in the separation of pods from their respective vessels as well as the collection of biomass within a globally accessed virtual environment.
Skirge> Put me down as a reference!
Skirge> "We have you listed as a reference for one of your former employees"
Skirge> "Shows he was your Production Director?"
Skirge> Oh yeah, great guy. He threatened to leave one time but I just gave him a freightor and he was happy. Good worker!
Skirge> "What exactly does your company do?"
Skirge> We specialize in the separation of pods from their respective vessels as well as the collection of biomass within a globally accessed virtual environment.
<Damned> omg i looked down and there were boobs
<Damned> :O
<Damned> anyone wanna trade for a better pair :S
<Damned> :O
<Damned> anyone wanna trade for a better pair :S
Skirge> My prophecy flying skills suckz
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
Burgafrickle > you never got a lowsec warning?
TEKU black > i do
TEKU black > all the time
TEKU black > trin prolly turned it off
Trinity Roze > you mean that GIANT red sign in the mission briefing that says LOW SEC WARNING
Burgafrickle > you're supposed to
TEKU black > YES trinity
Burgafrickle > yea, that too
Trinity Roze > and when you jump says CANT ENSURE YOUR SAFETY?
Trinity Roze > yeah i saw them
TEKU black > ... and this did not bring up a red flag for you???
Trinity Roze > first few missions went fine
TEKU black > and then you lost your ship
TEKU black > i do
TEKU black > all the time
TEKU black > trin prolly turned it off
Trinity Roze > you mean that GIANT red sign in the mission briefing that says LOW SEC WARNING
Burgafrickle > you're supposed to
TEKU black > YES trinity
Burgafrickle > yea, that too
Trinity Roze > and when you jump says CANT ENSURE YOUR SAFETY?
Trinity Roze > yeah i saw them
TEKU black > ... and this did not bring up a red flag for you???
Trinity Roze > first few missions went fine
TEKU black > and then you lost your ship
Latrunculus Iudicanus > you pieve of shit
Latrunculus Iudicanus > come on, where'd you go you lttle punk?
Nemisis Strife > gettinbg my hauler of course
Latrunculus Iudicanus > why don't you come on back out here and we can have a little chat?
Nemisis Strife > well. i don't want anyone to get my ore. we can chat later
Latrunculus Iudicanus > come on, where'd you go you lttle punk?
Nemisis Strife > gettinbg my hauler of course
Latrunculus Iudicanus > why don't you come on back out here and we can have a little chat?
Nemisis Strife > well. i don't want anyone to get my ore. we can chat later
Anslo > CRAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIN
THIS ORAAAANGE IT WIIIILL NOT PEEEEL
THIS ORAAAANGE IT WIIIILL NOT PEEEEL
paddytehpyro > : My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard
and they're like
do you wanna trade cards
damn right I wanna trade cards
I can swap you, do you have charizard?
and they're like
do you wanna trade cards
damn right I wanna trade cards
I can swap you, do you have charizard?
Boon McBwen> OMG!!! I found like 5 rail guns and ... IT'S THE MOTHEERLOAD!!!
Boon McBwen> oh wait... this is my wreck....
Sashi> ROFLMAO
Boon McBwen> oh wait... this is my wreck....
Sashi> ROFLMAO
Rustok > im 95% sure that clicking the orbitt button has a underlieng code thats says "ram the nearsest fkn celsetal object"
Vulkyn > yep ....
Vulkyn > thats eve's interpetation to orbit, just like petition means "HAHA cry me a fecking river"
Vulkyn > yep ....
Vulkyn > thats eve's interpetation to orbit, just like petition means "HAHA cry me a fecking river"
Quaqal > "Notify You successfully salvage from the Blood Small Wreck. Unfortunately there was nothing to be salvaged."
Quaqal > in other words, 'You successfuly cook dinner, unfortunately there is no food'
Quaqal > in other words, 'You successfuly cook dinner, unfortunately there is no food'