Frank Thiesant > Anyone know a good pick-up line involving nosebleeds?
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
CelFea Dar > o/ hey guys
CelFea Dar > wassup?
Valhala King > runing
jih chop > what are you ruining?
CelFea Dar > he said "runing" Jih....as in Old Viking alphabet runes and shit......not "ruining" like messing things up.. *haha*
CelFea Dar > man, I am tired
jih chop > lol
jih chop > I thought of that too
jih chop > but couldn't work it into anything funny
CelFea Dar > yea I don't think the vikings used runes....oh well
CelFea Dar > I tried
jih chop > they did
Valhala King > they use dunes
CelFea Dar > I saw that movie, Dune.....it was kewl
jih chop > and mule powered dune carts
CelFea Dar > those were "dung" carts...and they mule-powered in several ways
jih chop > which are most fun if you can get one of the viking to make engine sounds as you slowly crawl over the dune
jih chop > hey - I tend to lose track opf time
CelFea Dar > Bridge to Engine Room -- Von Erik, we need more power!
jih chop > tomotrow when the meeting starts, just drag me in pz
CelFea Dar > meeting? tomorrow?
Valhala King > but sir we are given her all we got
CelFea Dar > wait, what is today?
jih chop > Dammit Jim! I'm a plunderer not an oarsman!
jih chop > today is the worst day of the rest of your life
Valhala King > <=== is a baiter
Valhala King > master at it
CelFea Dar > haha, Bridge to Engine room, STROKE, STROKE dammit, STROKE!
jih chop > this convo is giving me one
Valhala King > no yesterday was the easiest day
Valhala King > stroke stroke
jih chop > wow - I am SO tired that I just typed have a sentence -
jih chop > and EVERY word I type was spelled and typed correctly
Valhala King > get soem rest dude
jih chop > but was THE WRONG WORD
CelFea Dar > haha
jih chop > seriously - who instead of how, no instead of know, etc
Valhala King > hun?
jih chop > so, what I meant to type was,
Valhala King > i am lost which is not hard to do can some one show me the way
jih chop > Who wants to know how to teacha woman to squirt when she orgasms>
Valhala King > it is that membery thing
Valhala King > acting up
jih chop > it's the dyslexia dragon rampaging because I'm too tired to keep it in check
jih chop > and speaking of dragon
jih chop > lets all go into alliance chat and type like he talks
CelFea Dar > wow, we went from vikings, to squirting orgasm dragons....hahah...no wonder we're lost
jih chop > is is is is anyone anyone anyone going going to to to to make make a jump tonight?
jih chop > we're not lost
jih chop > we have a viking
jih chop > wherever we land we own
jih chop > including conneticut
jih chop > where they have found viking runes
jih chop > AND we've now come full circle
jih chop > I won
CelFea Dar > wassup?
Valhala King > runing
jih chop > what are you ruining?
CelFea Dar > he said "runing" Jih....as in Old Viking alphabet runes and shit......not "ruining" like messing things up.. *haha*
CelFea Dar > man, I am tired
jih chop > lol
jih chop > I thought of that too
jih chop > but couldn't work it into anything funny
CelFea Dar > yea I don't think the vikings used runes....oh well
CelFea Dar > I tried
jih chop > they did
Valhala King > they use dunes
CelFea Dar > I saw that movie, Dune.....it was kewl
jih chop > and mule powered dune carts
CelFea Dar > those were "dung" carts...and they mule-powered in several ways
jih chop > which are most fun if you can get one of the viking to make engine sounds as you slowly crawl over the dune
jih chop > hey - I tend to lose track opf time
CelFea Dar > Bridge to Engine Room -- Von Erik, we need more power!
jih chop > tomotrow when the meeting starts, just drag me in pz
CelFea Dar > meeting? tomorrow?
Valhala King > but sir we are given her all we got
CelFea Dar > wait, what is today?
jih chop > Dammit Jim! I'm a plunderer not an oarsman!
jih chop > today is the worst day of the rest of your life
Valhala King > <=== is a baiter
Valhala King > master at it
CelFea Dar > haha, Bridge to Engine room, STROKE, STROKE dammit, STROKE!
jih chop > this convo is giving me one
Valhala King > no yesterday was the easiest day
Valhala King > stroke stroke
jih chop > wow - I am SO tired that I just typed have a sentence -
jih chop > and EVERY word I type was spelled and typed correctly
Valhala King > get soem rest dude
jih chop > but was THE WRONG WORD
CelFea Dar > haha
jih chop > seriously - who instead of how, no instead of know, etc
Valhala King > hun?
jih chop > so, what I meant to type was,
Valhala King > i am lost which is not hard to do can some one show me the way
jih chop > Who wants to know how to teacha woman to squirt when she orgasms>
Valhala King > it is that membery thing
Valhala King > acting up
jih chop > it's the dyslexia dragon rampaging because I'm too tired to keep it in check
jih chop > and speaking of dragon
jih chop > lets all go into alliance chat and type like he talks
CelFea Dar > wow, we went from vikings, to squirting orgasm dragons....hahah...no wonder we're lost
jih chop > is is is is anyone anyone anyone going going to to to to make make a jump tonight?
jih chop > we're not lost
jih chop > we have a viking
jih chop > wherever we land we own
jih chop > including conneticut
jih chop > where they have found viking runes
jih chop > AND we've now come full circle
jih chop > I won
<+Asestorian> I was dragged down to give blood today
<+Asestorian> but when we got there they said they were closing up
<+Asestorian> but I got a "give blood" wrist band thing anyway
<+Asestorian> so now it looks like I am good person
<+Asestorian> but I don't actually have to be one
<+Asestorian> but when we got there they said they were closing up
<+Asestorian> but I got a "give blood" wrist band thing anyway
<+Asestorian> so now it looks like I am good person
<+Asestorian> but I don't actually have to be one
Kazock > Dread Guristas Explosion Dampening Field i found that in can
Riey > eh?
Riey > in WH?
Kazock > thats my bpo/bpc can
Riey > lol :)
Kazock > Synth X-Instinct Booster that as well, i have no idea where that came from
Jigster > did riey ask you to carry his suitcase?
Jigster > did you pack this bag yourself sir?
Darlia Star > LOL
Jigster > if he tells you to set autopilot to thailand just say no
Riey > eh?
Riey > in WH?
Kazock > thats my bpo/bpc can
Riey > lol :)
Kazock > Synth X-Instinct Booster that as well, i have no idea where that came from
Jigster > did riey ask you to carry his suitcase?
Jigster > did you pack this bag yourself sir?
Darlia Star > LOL
Jigster > if he tells you to set autopilot to thailand just say no
Korinne > makes me wish i had an identical twin and a hardcore dominate lesbian lover; and that i lived w/ said twin so that mistaken identity shenanigans could occur
Arachidamia > sounds like a dodgy plot for a porn film
PariahAeturnum > I'm pretty sure said film exists
Korinne > if it aint broke
Arachidamia > maybe this is why kori needs a larger hard drive
Korinne > nah, text files dont take up much space, i read my smut
Korinne > though i do have one or two pictures uploaded somewhere that are just so hot i had to save em
Arachidamia > oh my
PariahAeturnum > is it bad I heard that in George Takai's voice?
Arachidamia > great, now I'm reading it in that voice
Arachidamia > sounds like a dodgy plot for a porn film
PariahAeturnum > I'm pretty sure said film exists
Korinne > if it aint broke
Arachidamia > maybe this is why kori needs a larger hard drive
Korinne > nah, text files dont take up much space, i read my smut
Korinne > though i do have one or two pictures uploaded somewhere that are just so hot i had to save em
Arachidamia > oh my
PariahAeturnum > is it bad I heard that in George Takai's voice?
Arachidamia > great, now I'm reading it in that voice
EVE System > Channel changed to Korsiki Local Channel
Archion Seraphim > HONEY IM HOOOOMMMEEE
Archion Seraphim > I know I've been gone for a while, and I'm glad you're still here for me.
Archion Seraphim > I've missed you, love
Archion Seraphim > HONEY IM HOOOOMMMEEE
Archion Seraphim > I know I've been gone for a while, and I'm glad you're still here for me.
Archion Seraphim > I've missed you, love
<Evelgrivion> The curves of the new letters have a propensity to generating tangent lines which disrupt the readability of sentences
<Ulviirala> .... they what?
<Ulviirala> .... they what?
Scott Ryder > My toaster will be my ticket to the evil side when the time comes
hyperlife > you plan on having sexual relations with your toaster dont you...
hyperlife > you plan on having sexual relations with your toaster dont you...
Snack Rabbit > can one of you guys probe
Snack Rabbit > I left my probing subsystem
Solara Hawk > i couldnt probe my way outta a paper bag with both ends open....
Snack Rabbit > I left my probing subsystem
Solara Hawk > i couldnt probe my way outta a paper bag with both ends open....
Eric Lancier > Hi Korinne, how's you?
Korinne > im alright
Korinne > thinking about things that would make your second brain have a stroke
Eric Lancier > :o but stroking your second brain is what bad-boys do
Korinne > im alright
Korinne > thinking about things that would make your second brain have a stroke
Eric Lancier > :o but stroking your second brain is what bad-boys do