Phynrick Selraschull > I've been called the Michael Angelo of my generation.
Malendra De'Forest > sweet, i love ninja turtles.
Malendra De'Forest > sweet, i love ninja turtles.
Ava Starfire > Sebiestor + sunlight = crispy.
Caellach Marellus > Fried Sebestior with Noodles.
Caellach Marellus > Hmm..
Rek Jaiga > ....I do not suggest cannibalism. There's been a study on the more brutal Blood Raider sects and there's this disease caused by prions found in human proteins....
Caellach Marellus > I wasn't thinking cannabalism
Caellach Marellus > I was thinking eating noodles off a well tanned Sebestior girl.
Caellach Marellus > That'd probably catch on in the federation.
Caellach Marellus > Fried Sebestior with Noodles.
Caellach Marellus > Hmm..
Rek Jaiga > ....I do not suggest cannibalism. There's been a study on the more brutal Blood Raider sects and there's this disease caused by prions found in human proteins....
Caellach Marellus > I wasn't thinking cannabalism
Caellach Marellus > I was thinking eating noodles off a well tanned Sebestior girl.
Caellach Marellus > That'd probably catch on in the federation.
<Inskipp> i never enjoyed BB's. to fat and slow. I am and will remain a fan of the small fast ship.
<Alta> i fly all ships
<CarverD> and most drones
<Alta> well lol that should be fixed
<Alta> but each sheep has its appeal
<Alta> ship
<Alta> XD
<Alta> owned
<Alta> im welsh
<cr8r> damn, beat me to the punchline
<cr8r> you sure seem to have gone native in record time. :)
<Alta> i fly all ships
<CarverD> and most drones
<Alta> well lol that should be fixed
<Alta> but each sheep has its appeal
<Alta> ship
<Alta> XD
<Alta> owned
<Alta> im welsh
<cr8r> damn, beat me to the punchline
<cr8r> you sure seem to have gone native in record time. :)
Renko Lavochkin > use isthar's folks, they're better!
Oswald Banecroft > Ishtars suck.
Renko Lavochkin > oh teh noes, a taunt, we must fight a duel, name your weapon
Oswald Banecroft > Penis tips.
Renko Lavochkin > Very well, I name my weapon, Basil.
Renko Lavochkin > My Basil shall defeat your Penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > Actually... You have to fight my penis tip with your penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > 'Tis the rule of the duel.
Renko Lavochkin > Then I name my penis tip, Basil!
Oswald Banecroft > Ishtars suck.
Renko Lavochkin > oh teh noes, a taunt, we must fight a duel, name your weapon
Oswald Banecroft > Penis tips.
Renko Lavochkin > Very well, I name my weapon, Basil.
Renko Lavochkin > My Basil shall defeat your Penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > Actually... You have to fight my penis tip with your penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > 'Tis the rule of the duel.
Renko Lavochkin > Then I name my penis tip, Basil!
Korinne > basically I said, "I guess I've put men in the same category as horses at this point. Would I do it? Prolly, but only so I can feel really really dirty afterwards."
Korinne > it wasn't even off topic but it stopped the chat dead
Carmilla D'Morenta > I think the horse bit.... might throw a few people who don't know you as we do
Korinne > just saying, thats a career choice in tiajuana
Eric Lancier > if only i was pretty enough
Korinne > it wasn't even off topic but it stopped the chat dead
Carmilla D'Morenta > I think the horse bit.... might throw a few people who don't know you as we do
Korinne > just saying, thats a career choice in tiajuana
Eric Lancier > if only i was pretty enough
Raz Lictor > "ritualistically flagellates his huge penis" is a phrase I could have gone my entire life without reading
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Amantus > fuck
Amantus > catch-22 business
Amantus > i want to spin ships, yet i hate undocking
Amantus > catch-22 business
Amantus > i want to spin ships, yet i hate undocking
Pistonbroke > somtimes when you are running like forrest gump, poor intel is the best u can manage.....
Commander Godsmack > dude i wonder if they like offer free health care and prositutes with that 15.5% tax rate
roboto212 > ummmm the damsiel
Sarayu Wyvern > That'd be an amusing combination of benefits
Sarayu Wyvern > The prostitutes for entertainment, and the healthcare for the resulting STDs
Sarayu Wyvern > Brilliant
Commander Godsmack > its the height of a cicilized society
Commander Godsmack > *civilized
roboto212 > ummmm the damsiel
Sarayu Wyvern > That'd be an amusing combination of benefits
Sarayu Wyvern > The prostitutes for entertainment, and the healthcare for the resulting STDs
Sarayu Wyvern > Brilliant
Commander Godsmack > its the height of a cicilized society
Commander Godsmack > *civilized