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veseudan > want a smoke?
Arlene Aubaris > I only smoke when I'm in structure
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Arlene Aubaris > it's always fun on big ships and structures, to see damage increasing as structure damage starts to bleed through
Arlene Aubaris > it's generally then that I start to imagine desperate damage-control teams, people running screaming to escape pods and corpses being blown into space through hull-ruptures :3
Fratal > you are slightly twisted
Theo Samaritan > Anyone need any help?
Zehtouneh en Tilavine > I need help... are you a therapist?
Theo Samaritan > Communist, sorry.
Raz Lictor > It's sad when my dreams involve EVE.
Raz Lictor > It was weird too. At some point in my dream I jumped into a harbor or something to swim away from a somebody from PL, but they caught up to me and tackled me in the water because my Drake was fitted with two nanos while theirs was two nanos with a t2
Raz Lictor > aux thruster rig and two polys
Raz Lictor > Then we got into a fitting discussion and they decided to let me go and not kill me O.o
Rob Crowley > that's some quality dreaming right there
astearon > Hehe you mean spy ?
Draconus Dunkelzahn > Spy is such an ugly word, I prefer creative liberator of foregn information and materials!
Korinne > you know what i look at when im upset?
Eric Lancier > i look at eve
Korinne > i look at furry porn
Korinne > its so over the top i find it hilarious
Eric Lancier > same thing, less words
veseudan > at least i dont need spec lvl5
Arlene Aubaris > you do if you're hardcore :P
veseudan > 20days for that mofo
veseudan > screw that
Arlene Aubaris > 2% damage buddy, go from 467 dps to 475 on t2 ogres!
Arlene Aubaris > oh god I know that by heart, I should shoot myself.
Sin Vareal > u think i would waste my time askin for help for a troll?
Nomi Cakes > Sin, I know people that would troll the blind if they could.
Leonard Dukes > Nomi - They'd never see it comin'.
Nomi Cakes > Leonard, you just won 2mil.
Leonard Dukes > Thanks, Nomi, you've been great. I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress :)
Nomi Cakes > I think I just did.
Leonard Dukes > *rimshot*
Eric Lancier > also it has a guy that looks like marshal mathers and i'm hoping to see him shot in the head
Eric Lancier > i'm assuming this means i have some stored up anger i need to deal with
Korinne > no, thats a common reaction to eminem
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