Feyde Harkonen > Jita stations reminds me of a Wal-Mart in the Ghetto... there's always some nigga getting shot out front.
<El_Hombre> death to the russians!
<Rhenaya> there are no russians if you simply dont believe in them
<Manki> that's an... interesting theory
<Rhenaya> there are no russians if you simply dont believe in them
<Manki> that's an... interesting theory
Andreus Ixiris > OK, so apparently the flying backwards bug can be fixed by clearing your cache
Andreus Ixiris > Just go to settings and find "Clear all cache files"
Sahaquiel Faust > But I WANT to be backwards!
Andreus Ixiris > Well then move to Georgia
Andreus Ixiris > Just go to settings and find "Clear all cache files"
Sahaquiel Faust > But I WANT to be backwards!
Andreus Ixiris > Well then move to Georgia
Major Kite > My god, basically everything he says has dual-layer encryption
Major KIte > It's stupid, and then it's crazy
Major KIte > It's stupid, and then it's crazy
Rhamnousia > link is just often misunderstood.
Rhamnousia > his words, not mine.
DrJ Zoidberg > I guess link is just grumpy well beyond his age then.
Mesh Marillion > well other people get grumpy when they get old, link got grumpy when he was born
NeVeR C0nvICTed > link wasn't born he was issued
Rhamnousia > his words, not mine.
DrJ Zoidberg > I guess link is just grumpy well beyond his age then.
Mesh Marillion > well other people get grumpy when they get old, link got grumpy when he was born
NeVeR C0nvICTed > link wasn't born he was issued
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Arvald > Well gents, if you will excuse me
Arvald > im going to go tell all of my problems to a bottle of the cheapest booze money can buy
Arvald > im going to go tell all of my problems to a bottle of the cheapest booze money can buy
count vondega > ive i do enough sexual favors can i pay off my dept?
ShahFluffers > my advice is to get a banana for practice and kneepads for protection
ShahFluffers > maybe a helmet if you're tall
ShahFluffers > my advice is to get a banana for practice and kneepads for protection
ShahFluffers > maybe a helmet if you're tall
Grandmaster Domiku > state war acadamy has some leet trolls yo
Grandmaster Domiku > they convice young caldarians to train for rails :(
Onyxalia La'fiette > good, that weeds out the morons
Grandmaster Domiku > they convice young caldarians to train for rails :(
Onyxalia La'fiette > good, that weeds out the morons
NIssan Pathfinder > What the hell should I train...
DEEP SILENT > advanced drone interfacing
NIssan Pathfinder > no
NIssan Pathfinder > too far away from carrier to care
DEEP SILENT > advanced taterizing
jih chop > penis to L2, before you dumped her your fat ex-GF was complaining
DEEP SILENT > ouch ...
J Thilla > dotn worry Nission jihs toon wouldn't allow him to inject penis skill book. so he had to swallow it
jih chop > of course, that may be because you were poking the wrong fold
jih chop > HEY!
J Thilla > well damn if u woudl shave from time to time
jih chop > Quiet you!
J Thilla > and get a freakin tan
jih chop > lol
jih chop > dude - I'm irish, english, german, and french
jih chop > my people have heard of this "Sun" thing you people talk about, but doubt it actually exists
J Thilla > ur like a marshmellow covered in cat hair
DEEP SILENT > advanced drone interfacing
NIssan Pathfinder > no
NIssan Pathfinder > too far away from carrier to care
DEEP SILENT > advanced taterizing
jih chop > penis to L2, before you dumped her your fat ex-GF was complaining
DEEP SILENT > ouch ...
J Thilla > dotn worry Nission jihs toon wouldn't allow him to inject penis skill book. so he had to swallow it
jih chop > of course, that may be because you were poking the wrong fold
jih chop > HEY!
J Thilla > well damn if u woudl shave from time to time
jih chop > Quiet you!
J Thilla > and get a freakin tan
jih chop > lol
jih chop > dude - I'm irish, english, german, and french
jih chop > my people have heard of this "Sun" thing you people talk about, but doubt it actually exists
J Thilla > ur like a marshmellow covered in cat hair