Dorian Novak > these guristas
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
Leadstorm > anyone happen to know what would be the best all around AC ammo to use against random tanks ?
Kylen Celina > I like phased plasma
Tsra > i like Phased Plasma
Tsra > lol
Leadstorm > lol
Kylen Celina > jinx
Anddeh McNab > I like big butts
Aveneo > I like icecream
Leadstorm > heh
Aveneo > :P
Tsra > big butts dont do enough damage
Aveneo > They do if they sit on your balls!
Kylen Celina > I like phased plasma
Tsra > i like Phased Plasma
Tsra > lol
Leadstorm > lol
Kylen Celina > jinx
Anddeh McNab > I like big butts
Aveneo > I like icecream
Leadstorm > heh
Aveneo > :P
Tsra > big butts dont do enough damage
Aveneo > They do if they sit on your balls!
rubberducky > golem has a tp bonus
accusedmonk > bonus to toilet paper?
HellzDuDe > Probably, the only thing golems are good for is wiping your ass with
accusedmonk > bonus to toilet paper?
HellzDuDe > Probably, the only thing golems are good for is wiping your ass with
<SarenArterus>hello
<SarenArterus>is it me you're looking for?
<SarenArterus>i can see it in your eyes
<SarenArterus>i can see it in your smile
<Lefty_Macgee>yeah i woundering how much per hour?
<SarenArterus>10mil isk for a handy, 25 for bum fun
<SarenArterus>is it me you're looking for?
<SarenArterus>i can see it in your eyes
<SarenArterus>i can see it in your smile
<Lefty_Macgee>yeah i woundering how much per hour?
<SarenArterus>10mil isk for a handy, 25 for bum fun
DanFraser > all that scientific research by NASA and other leading space countries
DanFraser > billions and billions spent
DanFraser > the aussies start research - first topic is...
DanFraser > can humans drink beer in space?
MrBawkbagawk > australia has a space program?
Fawlty7 > yes we do
Fawlty7 > infact we have quite a few dishes
Danibunkins > throwing wadded tinfoil at the stars doesn't count.
MrBawkbagawk > does your parole officer know you plan to leave the planet?
DanFraser > billions and billions spent
DanFraser > the aussies start research - first topic is...
DanFraser > can humans drink beer in space?
MrBawkbagawk > australia has a space program?
Fawlty7 > yes we do
Fawlty7 > infact we have quite a few dishes
Danibunkins > throwing wadded tinfoil at the stars doesn't count.
MrBawkbagawk > does your parole officer know you plan to leave the planet?
Adama Boothe > we should definatly go get drunk one day!
Kei Mifune > I don't drink.
Kei Mifune > Probably why I get pissy. >>;
Adama Boothe > wha?
Adama Boothe > i dont..
Adama Boothe > i mean
Adama Boothe > how?
Adama Boothe > it just doesnt make sense
Sinjin Mokk > Not even water?
Derek Schaeffer > ew water
Sinjin Mokk > I know...fish fuck in water
Adama Boothe > rofl
Adama Boothe > actually.. they just jizz in the water and hope it lands on an egg
Adama Boothe > most of them anyway
Kei Mifune > :x
Derek Schaeffer > beats a tarantula who wanks on his own legs then rubs and flicks it at the female.
Kei Mifune > There's a breed of octopus that jizzes inside its own tentacle, rips it off and gives it to the chick.
Adama Boothe > kinky
Derek Schaeffer > Whats wrong with that?
Derek Schaeffer > totally normal
Adama Boothe > does yours regrow or something then?
Kei Mifune > I don't drink.
Kei Mifune > Probably why I get pissy. >>;
Adama Boothe > wha?
Adama Boothe > i dont..
Adama Boothe > i mean
Adama Boothe > how?
Adama Boothe > it just doesnt make sense
Sinjin Mokk > Not even water?
Derek Schaeffer > ew water
Sinjin Mokk > I know...fish fuck in water
Adama Boothe > rofl
Adama Boothe > actually.. they just jizz in the water and hope it lands on an egg
Adama Boothe > most of them anyway
Kei Mifune > :x
Derek Schaeffer > beats a tarantula who wanks on his own legs then rubs and flicks it at the female.
Kei Mifune > There's a breed of octopus that jizzes inside its own tentacle, rips it off and gives it to the chick.
Adama Boothe > kinky
Derek Schaeffer > Whats wrong with that?
Derek Schaeffer > totally normal
Adama Boothe > does yours regrow or something then?
Umrtvovacz > What is always usefull to fit in small slot, please?
Gwen Tessier > a small apendage?
Gwen Tessier > a small apendage?
<+Karbowiak> so this 52year old woman is looking for company for sex, 600 DKK pr. night - thats cool and all
< Candle> Karbowiak: Just your type.
<+Karbowiak> but in the ad it says "seeking generous male to have fun with in the bedroom.. my man will be in the living room"
< Candle> Karbowiak: Perfect!
< Candle> you and him in bed, she can watch!
< Candle> Karbowiak: Just your type.
<+Karbowiak> but in the ad it says "seeking generous male to have fun with in the bedroom.. my man will be in the living room"
< Candle> Karbowiak: Perfect!
< Candle> you and him in bed, she can watch!
Ragtime Jack > My fellow members of the Interstellar Intelligence Community, with the help of my office, I have prepared the following statement: What's up?
Gallen Herculaneos > My diplomatic experts correlated with the international law specialist and prepared for me the following retorque: Nothing much and you ?
Gallen Herculaneos > My diplomatic experts correlated with the international law specialist and prepared for me the following retorque: Nothing much and you ?
Nicholiai > whats the most common item sold in jita?
Kalidorius > bullshit
Kalidorius > bullshit