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Goober70 > Current skills: 181 (skill points: 94,209,136)
OneEyed Willey > 6.8 mil and you get a cookie
Goober70 > 5.8 and ill buy you a calculator
Feral Karkassia > so you see "silken closet linings" and you think "latex underwear addition"
xavoc > hahahahahaha
xavoc > latex stiks to my ass
Feral Karkassia > O.o
xavoc > like leather lmao
Feral Karkassia > ermmmm nice to know...?
Feral Karkassia > /emote begins to laugh
xavoc > hahahahahaha
Xreed 238 > /emote looks judgemental while quietly kicking his body hook suspension kit under the bed
Naomi Wildfire > you cant dance your name?
Canine Fiend > I've been drinking
Canine Fiend > I can dance to anything Iw ant
Flores Negras > Mate you drink 6/7 nights
Flores Negras > can you not turn alcholic please
Canine Fiend > Bro, it's cool
Canine Fiend > I've got a golden voice
Canine Fiend > if life has taught me anything, it's that as long as I have a golden voice I can be the biggest criminal ever
Lon RImmer > How do I stop a secured can from following me?
Lon RImmer > it's been following me for an hour now, I think it's trying to get in close and attach itself to my frigate.
Keefff > turn off your tractor ?
Lon RImmer > oh
Darwin hawk > .0
Darwin hawk > .
Darwin hawk > ................2
Darwin hawk > my kid sorry
trident80 > np :p
Darwin hawk > trying to teach him to mine at 16 months... think i might have to wait another month
sabastyian > im the best lazor rifter pilot here
BlazingBunny > thats a double negitive
DirtyDirty88 > im getting fat
trident80 > getting?
DirtyDirty88 > well iv gained like 30 pounds in the last 3 months
Princess Aricia > pregnent? ;p
trident80 > prolly gold's baby
GoldSnake > WTF!?!?
DirtyDirty88 > my water just broke
GoldSnake > What the hell did I do?
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
Rhamnousia i'd shag a dev for a fed megat... preferbly a chick dev, really. but at that point i dont think i'd have standard left to consider. or moral for that matter.
cad says:
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
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