John Aubrey > i ran over a kitten in my car this morning, does anyone know the best way to get it out of my tyre treads?
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
Rroff > its a big ish corp
Rroff > well big for a smaller corp
Rroff > I mean its on the big side of your average small corp :P
Rroff > well big for a smaller corp
Rroff > I mean its on the big side of your average small corp :P
Lucius Britannia > a wise man once said
Lucius Britannia > try everything once. Except faction warfare and anal sex
Lucius Britannia > try everything once. Except faction warfare and anal sex
Animactus: Hey guess what?
Mr. Abadi: what?
Animactus: I will be in a Retriever by this weekend
Mr. Abadi: coolio.
Animactus: Despite my love for shooting things. hmm....i guess il just imagine im pulling the hull off a ship
Mr. Abadi: made of rock
Animactus: Shhhh!!! your wrecking my delusions!
Mr. Abadi: what?
Animactus: I will be in a Retriever by this weekend
Mr. Abadi: coolio.
Animactus: Despite my love for shooting things. hmm....i guess il just imagine im pulling the hull off a ship
Mr. Abadi: made of rock
Animactus: Shhhh!!! your wrecking my delusions!
Spacechrist McCoy > Beer is a vital component in the fleet ops I take part in. ;)
ISD Dualgate > beer is best left for local, but it's off topic for help channels
ISD Dualgate > fyi, never trust a sober fc :p
ISD Dualgate > beer is best left for local, but it's off topic for help channels
ISD Dualgate > fyi, never trust a sober fc :p
Caflis What the heck? I've been playing for like half an hour. You are all supposed to scroll text by so I can read it and be amused! Get to work! Chop chop!
TheOneWho bah
TheOneWho i like corp finally shutting up
TheOneWho now please sht up while i bait nubs
TheOneWho anyone selling a really cheap minmatar BS?
Caflis Baiting not go so well?
TheOneWho bah
TheOneWho i like corp finally shutting up
TheOneWho now please sht up while i bait nubs
TheOneWho anyone selling a really cheap minmatar BS?
Caflis Baiting not go so well?
Theo Samaritan > Back then trust me you wouldnt have liked it
Theo Samaritan > this was a typical login scenario for EVE in 02 beta
Theo Samaritan logs in
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION FAILED
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCCEEDED, LOADING
Theo Samaritan crashes to desktop
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCCEEDED, LOADING
Theo Samaritan sees 30 error windows
Theo Samaritan crashes to desktop
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCC-
Theo Samaritan bluescreens
Theo Samaritan > this was a typical login scenario for EVE in 02 beta
Theo Samaritan logs in
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION FAILED
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCCEEDED, LOADING
Theo Samaritan crashes to desktop
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCCEEDED, LOADING
Theo Samaritan sees 30 error windows
Theo Samaritan crashes to desktop
Theo Samaritan logs in again
Theo Samaritan > CONNECTION SUCC-
Theo Samaritan bluescreens
<AnAnarchyyt> Also, someone build a database for us right now
<PrismX> just get a cardboard box, throw some money into to it, stick a MS logo sticker on it and write TRANQUILITY on it with a magic marker
<PrismX> does wonders for us
<PrismX> just get a cardboard box, throw some money into to it, stick a MS logo sticker on it and write TRANQUILITY on it with a magic marker
<PrismX> does wonders for us
Darknesss > spurty it would be better if you just tell us when you ARENT afk
M3ta7h3ad > If you cause our corp to lose due to isk... we'll beat you with an itreon IV
Tratarr valkyrie > DON'T BEAT ME, I'll GET AN ERECTION.
Tratarr valkyrie > DON'T BEAT ME, I'll GET AN ERECTION.