Lazarus 2010 > lol, I should put Smuggler DNA on the market.
Leyaria > who would buy that?
Lazarus 2010 > Someone like me who blew up the can. ;)
Tristan Acoma > someone who wants smuggler babies?
four34 > Princess Leia
Leyaria > who would buy that?
Lazarus 2010 > Someone like me who blew up the can. ;)
Tristan Acoma > someone who wants smuggler babies?
four34 > Princess Leia
Wacky Chick > okay I see it now, why do I need it?
Wacky Chick > It says that I am taking your item, and asking me if I want to go ahead with it
Infinint > say yes
Wacky Chick > now what do I do with it?
bluewing89 > run.....
Wacky Chick > why?
Raigir > either that or enjoy the show as you watch your ship turn into a fiery conception of hell ;)
Wacky Chick > It says that I am taking your item, and asking me if I want to go ahead with it
Infinint > say yes
Wacky Chick > now what do I do with it?
bluewing89 > run.....
Wacky Chick > why?
Raigir > either that or enjoy the show as you watch your ship turn into a fiery conception of hell ;)
Aeryn Aurora > hey guys anybody know which is the nc trading channel?
Mattias Kerensky > Jita Local
Mattias Kerensky > Jita Local
Lucius Kanon > my hs gf named my junk "Prince Gustav"
Allan Scott > eom look like amarr, but taste like caldari
Lucius Kanon > calamari?
Lucius Kanon > calamari?
Rainsdon > I should buy a crowbar - they are the best companion weapons ever, for any and every occasion.
Stranger > Nothing like crowbar love
Rainsdon > true though
Rainsdon > Light enough to carry/use in one hand
Rainsdon > heavy enough to bludgen skulls
Rainsdon > Can makes exits and well as entries
Rainsdon > Climbing aid
Stranger > Dildo
Stranger > Nothing like crowbar love
Rainsdon > true though
Rainsdon > Light enough to carry/use in one hand
Rainsdon > heavy enough to bludgen skulls
Rainsdon > Can makes exits and well as entries
Rainsdon > Climbing aid
Stranger > Dildo
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
lisa> code like your successor is a homicidal maniac and knows where you live.
DierdraVaal> my code would be full of //PLEASE DONT KILL ME comments
DierdraVaal> my code would be full of //PLEASE DONT KILL ME comments
Daemonicus > u are all gay
total0WNAG3 > no i am not
Culmen > /emote pulls out of total
Culmen > yeah we're completely not
Daemonicus > /emotes pulls out of Culmen
total0WNAG3 > /emote pulls out of daemon
Culmen > /emote tries to work out the geometry of this
total0WNAG3 > no i am not
Culmen > /emote pulls out of total
Culmen > yeah we're completely not
Daemonicus > /emotes pulls out of Culmen
total0WNAG3 > /emote pulls out of daemon
Culmen > /emote tries to work out the geometry of this
horacio deverrecole > im already halfway not a single gatecamp
windu mace > yeah
Kpowers > come to the gate camp in EC
Kpowers > pew pew
Varro Miller > it`s not pew pew... it`s like horny adolescents on a nudist beach filled with naked girls
windu mace > yeah
Kpowers > come to the gate camp in EC
Kpowers > pew pew
Varro Miller > it`s not pew pew... it`s like horny adolescents on a nudist beach filled with naked girls