Legutko Mongler > 23:08:49 Combat Group of 350mm Railgun II hit Mordus Puma for 1337 damage
Legutko Mongler > perfect 1337
Par'Gellen > that should be an insta kill
Destamon > petition it
Legutko Mongler > perfect 1337
Par'Gellen > that should be an insta kill
Destamon > petition it
Moadiibx > imitation is the highest form of flattery
Aeon Tom > yeah but you don't flatter a woman by wearing her underwhere
Aeon Tom > yeah but you don't flatter a woman by wearing her underwhere
Quinn Oron > Note to self: if you get your back waxed, wear a shirt on the way home or you'll stick to things.
Quinn Oron > Couldn't get out of my car for ten minutes.
Quinn Oron > Couldn't get out of my car for ten minutes.
Gregory MacAllister > hi guys, question, i keep picking up this yellow can outside my station marked free ammo, and then my ship does something funny and i'm back in the station
Fazn: you know...they are working on ambulation (station walking etc). I really hope they put a strip club in jita......you know to unwind after being podded.
kamikaze.kyle: "Hey baby, wanna help me break in the new clone?"
Fazn: is that ectoplasm in your pants are you just happy to see me?
kamikaze.kyle: "What, this? Naw, that's just Jita."
kamikaze.kyle: "Hey baby, wanna help me break in the new clone?"
Fazn: is that ectoplasm in your pants are you just happy to see me?
kamikaze.kyle: "What, this? Naw, that's just Jita."
<Ulviirala> man, so embarrassing tonight
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
Shemmy > I just found this old heap I haven't used for a while
Shemmy > x-large - check
Shemmy > no rigs - check
Shemmy > t1 invuln -check
Shemmy > t1 launchers - check
Judas II > mininum dps - check
Judas II > that ship is a monument of failure
Phantomania > yea
Shemmy > but this is why i never understood the whole "I make hundreds of millions of isk an hour" thing
Judas II > well shemmy
Judas II > there are no really 'good' or 'bad' fittings... its just that a lot of astroids have died and refined to make those modules and theyre probably not happy to end up like that
Shemmy > x-large - check
Shemmy > no rigs - check
Shemmy > t1 invuln -check
Shemmy > t1 launchers - check
Judas II > mininum dps - check
Judas II > that ship is a monument of failure
Phantomania > yea
Shemmy > but this is why i never understood the whole "I make hundreds of millions of isk an hour" thing
Judas II > well shemmy
Judas II > there are no really 'good' or 'bad' fittings... its just that a lot of astroids have died and refined to make those modules and theyre probably not happy to end up like that
<Corollax> I should set up a spreadsheet
<Corollax> oh god.
<Corollax> I was warned about this moment
<Corollax> oh god.
<Corollax> I was warned about this moment
<@Hangman> killing alts and jump cloning my niggas around, which i hate to do
<@Hangman> clones have feelings too
<@Hangman> clones have feelings too
LLForce OneLL > FAMILY KIDNAPPED BY NIJAS, NEED 100mil FOR KARATE LESSONS
Onyxalia La'fiette > NINJAS* if youre gonna scam at least get your grammar right
Onyxalia La'fiette > NINJAS* if youre gonna scam at least get your grammar right