Alvatore DiMarco > I wonder what the thorax will turn into post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
vibra101 Eyrou > how can be gf if yu loose xD
Nevin Dread > becasu gf means get fucked
vibra101 Eyrou > againts a vets xD
vibra101 Eyrou > oh thats betr gf
Jeremiah Hakoke > gf
Nevin Dread > becasu gf means get fucked
vibra101 Eyrou > againts a vets xD
vibra101 Eyrou > oh thats betr gf
Jeremiah Hakoke > gf
Jano Prim > http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=e17m2b&s=6
Fumblee > hey thats me down there =P
Jano Prim > you heard of wheres wally
Jano Prim > well this is wheres fumblee
Onyxalia La'fiette > hes the pod right?
Fumblee > hey thats me down there =P
Jano Prim > you heard of wheres wally
Jano Prim > well this is wheres fumblee
Onyxalia La'fiette > hes the pod right?
[01:58:57] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 01:59:56, Reason: "dont wanna calm down eh? enjoy the naughty stool".
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[02:00:30] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:02:29, Reason: "is takeing requiests now".
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[02:05:41] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:06:40, Reason: "Requested excepted by a trial of ur pairs".
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[02:08:59] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:09:59, Reason: "we here at [FAG] chat to not tollerate racists of any kind you have been warned sir WARNED".
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[02:10:05] EVE System > Otocinclus was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:11:04, Reason: "we here at [FAG] chat also belive in equality?".
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[02:12:01] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Reason: "[02:11:44] Requiescat > i request that laqua be muted again because he is offending me with his rebellious talk".
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[02:13:10] EVE System > Otocinclus was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:14:09, Reason: "wat do u know aobut honor?".
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[02:14:08] EVE System > Requiescat was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:15:08, Reason: "pitty mute while u get a drink?".
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[02:00:30] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:02:29, Reason: "is takeing requiests now".
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[02:05:41] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:06:40, Reason: "Requested excepted by a trial of ur pairs".
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[02:08:59] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:09:59, Reason: "we here at [FAG] chat to not tollerate racists of any kind you have been warned sir WARNED".
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[02:10:05] EVE System > Otocinclus was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:11:04, Reason: "we here at [FAG] chat also belive in equality?".
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[02:12:01] EVE System > Laqua was muted by MR Machinegun. Reason: "[02:11:44] Requiescat > i request that laqua be muted again because he is offending me with his rebellious talk".
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[02:13:10] EVE System > Otocinclus was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:14:09, Reason: "wat do u know aobut honor?".
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[02:14:08] EVE System > Requiescat was muted by MR Machinegun. Effective until 2011.11.21 02:15:08, Reason: "pitty mute while u get a drink?".
Nevin Dread > http://random-average.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/almost.gif <--FUNIEST THING EVER
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > not really
odiato costruttore > clearly its been edited
Nevin Dread > show me soemthing funnier
Destects csharp > your face.
Destects csharp > OOOOOOHHHHH
Destects csharp > BURRRNNNNN
odiato costruttore > if you think thats the funniest thing ever... u got issues man
Nevin Dread > i knkow i have issues
odiato costruttore > i dont have to link anything
Nevin Dread > why do you think i play eve
Destects csharp > ^
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > no idea
odiato costruttore > to link cat gifs?
Nevin Dread > to vent my insanity
Nevin Dread > so i can pretend to be normal
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > not really
odiato costruttore > clearly its been edited
Nevin Dread > show me soemthing funnier
Destects csharp > your face.
Destects csharp > OOOOOOHHHHH
Destects csharp > BURRRNNNNN
odiato costruttore > if you think thats the funniest thing ever... u got issues man
Nevin Dread > i knkow i have issues
odiato costruttore > i dont have to link anything
Nevin Dread > why do you think i play eve
Destects csharp > ^
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > no idea
odiato costruttore > to link cat gifs?
Nevin Dread > to vent my insanity
Nevin Dread > so i can pretend to be normal
Andreus Ixiris > Midna, do you think you could sign a hull plate from my Navy Issue Megathron, the Ascendant?
*Andreus Ixiris gets a cargo drone to tear off one of his hull plates and hurries it over to wherever Midna is
Midna Lyre > Oh, sure. Last one, honest!
*Midna Lyre signs the hull plate. > Try not to get that shot off, would you?
Andreus Ixiris > I'll do my best.
*Andreus Ixiris gets a cargo drone to tear off one of his hull plates and hurries it over to wherever Midna is
Midna Lyre > Oh, sure. Last one, honest!
*Midna Lyre signs the hull plate. > Try not to get that shot off, would you?
Andreus Ixiris > I'll do my best.
Estella Osoka > champman BEETHOVENSMITH docked in FDU atation in Orvolle
LordSpook Anpumesses > what was that, too busy looking down your shirt, sorry
Raven K > lol
Havokilion Lazarus Lazarus > I'm sorry, I can't understand you over the sound of your boobs staring at me.
LordSpook Anpumesses > lol
Nevin Dread > you do reilize that she is most likely a guy
LordSpook Anpumesses > yes
Nevin Dread > ah
Nevin Dread > i guess you just dont care
Raven K > lordspook you ga dawg?
LordSpook Anpumesses > no
Raven K > lol
LordSpook Anpumesses > why you wanna snuggle?
Raven K > :P
LordSpook Anpumesses > wait, on second thought I mite be, does being a lesbian trapped in a mans body count as being gay?
Val Erian > it needs to be explored
Nevin Dread > lordspook no, as your attracted to females
Nevin Dread > and in a male body
Ausar Madullier > LordSpook Anpumesses yes :(
LordSpook Anpumesses > oh ok
LordSpook Anpumesses > damn it stop confusing me
Nevin Dread > well while you guys get into an intense philosophical debate over this,
Nevin Dread > im loading the add page of omgrawr
LordSpook Anpumesses > what was that, too busy looking down your shirt, sorry
Raven K > lol
Havokilion Lazarus Lazarus > I'm sorry, I can't understand you over the sound of your boobs staring at me.
LordSpook Anpumesses > lol
Nevin Dread > you do reilize that she is most likely a guy
LordSpook Anpumesses > yes
Nevin Dread > ah
Nevin Dread > i guess you just dont care
Raven K > lordspook you ga dawg?
LordSpook Anpumesses > no
Raven K > lol
LordSpook Anpumesses > why you wanna snuggle?
Raven K > :P
LordSpook Anpumesses > wait, on second thought I mite be, does being a lesbian trapped in a mans body count as being gay?
Val Erian > it needs to be explored
Nevin Dread > lordspook no, as your attracted to females
Nevin Dread > and in a male body
Ausar Madullier > LordSpook Anpumesses yes :(
LordSpook Anpumesses > oh ok
LordSpook Anpumesses > damn it stop confusing me
Nevin Dread > well while you guys get into an intense philosophical debate over this,
Nevin Dread > im loading the add page of omgrawr
Lux Harrison > tbh i'm surprised amarrian mining ships don't send a few thousand slaves out with picks and shovels
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
normre14232 > sometimes getting a fight in EVE is like porcupines(sp) trying to have sex....lol
{DUST} Rannici > MY BALLS ITCH
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Do you want a scratch from orbit?
{EVE} Getix Kain > Or you can do it yourself?