<Sivren> So apparently the Guristas are going to attack the Orpana constellation or something
<Andreus> And pray tell, where the fuck is that? I'm not subbed right now so I can't check.
<Andreus> Open the map
<Sivren> I'm in the middle of a mission right now!
<Andreus> Then you're in just about the safest place in EVE
<Sivren> Good point.
<Andreus> And pray tell, where the fuck is that? I'm not subbed right now so I can't check.
<Andreus> Open the map
<Sivren> I'm in the middle of a mission right now!
<Andreus> Then you're in just about the safest place in EVE
<Sivren> Good point.
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: and now, i've got a ward clerk who seems to be *actively breaking things* every time she touches shit.
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: she's like a blue interdictor bubbling at the exact worst times, with an invisible bubble that nobody can detect until they try to warp
Vivec Tusss [KAZO]: she's like a blue interdictor bubbling at the exact worst times, with an invisible bubble that nobody can detect until they try to warp
McNab DK1977 > so what's this about an aeon ?
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
jih chop > warp in at 50k and keep a flight of acolytes for the frigs if they get to close
Woody > warp in @ 0 smartbomb anything that gets in range lol
jih chop > that way you can drop the smartbombs for drone control units!
jih chop > More Tiny Winged Minions!
Woody > im a director...... i have lots of tiny winged minions they are called corpies
BEPAB3ABTPA > XD
jih chop > I'm CEO - my tiny winged minions are more like the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz
jih chop > and I'm the scarecrow
Woody > warp in @ 0 smartbomb anything that gets in range lol
jih chop > that way you can drop the smartbombs for drone control units!
jih chop > More Tiny Winged Minions!
Woody > im a director...... i have lots of tiny winged minions they are called corpies
BEPAB3ABTPA > XD
jih chop > I'm CEO - my tiny winged minions are more like the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz
jih chop > and I'm the scarecrow
Thev Sonata : What happens in Vegas, stays on Youtube
baltec1 > ohgod I just realised this titans design is based on a stapler
<wizzard66> i asked my teenage daughters if i should get a justin bieber haircut. Two responses followed. First from my thirteen years old precious "With what hair??" The second from my fifteen year old sweetheart "Is it posible to divorce from your own parents" ?
AngelicDaydream > mmmm smash the supplier!!! *commences with power fapping*
Melek D'Ivri > that one made me guffaw
AngelicDaydream > alas I have completed clown school, I have achieved the guffaw
Melek D'Ivri > that one made me guffaw
AngelicDaydream > alas I have completed clown school, I have achieved the guffaw
Akusa Nihil > Jita - contributing to the heat death of the universe, one market scam post at a time.
GregH > in RL, if a RL time limit is placed and you are late, what normally happens?
Soft Insanity > youre pregnant
Soft Insanity > youre pregnant