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Trony > rapiers sure are expensive these days
Horgash > so are prostitutes
Hamish Grayson > Inflation.
intrinsi > whch you get from being with prostitutes.
Tyyne Kerttu > I think you mean "inflammation," intrinsi.
19:39 John_McGuirk i was going to talk to silas but decided to just smash my nuts with a hammer for a bit then call myself a retard, then learn how to do it right. then i'll ask silas
Rek Jaiga > /emote cylon-mates-with KorKor
Rek Jaiga > I am taking your DNA, and making it better. Silly organic.
Korinne > did you just merge our programming?
Rek Jaiga > <i>Yes</i>
Korinne > kiki is going to be mad at us
Nethys Axion > uh oh
Rek Jaiga > She can parse with us.
Korinne > doesnt that make us polygamists then?
Nethys Axion > ahhfeels good to play on max graphics again
Rek Jaiga > What's wrong with that?
Rek Jaiga > ...you mean you didn't know?
Rek Jaiga > nice, Nethys!
Nethys Axion > I think Kiki <i>is </i>in fact polygamist
Rek Jaiga > polyamorous, yes
Nethys Axion > yeah
Korinne > i think some of our programming is corrupt, since certain runtimes are corresponding as independent processes
Nethys Axion > I feel like I'm reading a script for java porn
Rek Jaiga > Hrm....but KorKor.
Rek Jaiga > We'll just build all night until there are no syntax errors.
Korinne > we need to recompile our newly merged firmware
Rek Jaiga > We're dealing with firmware? I was speaking machine language, because you made me hardware.
Nethys Axion > /emote facepalms
Nethys Axion > <i>hard</i>
Nethys Axion > <i>in multiple dimensions</i>
Rek Jaiga > ...yes
Korinne > one moment.... humor scripts are occupying all available resources
Korinne > "you make me hardware"
Rek Jaiga > Was there a semantic error on that line?
Nethys Axion > "my feelings for you are not a matter of coding now, because you made me hardware"
Korinne > possibly.
Rek Jaiga > Read string "hardware". Delete all chars after index 3.
Korinne > DEP runtimes have been activated, recommend rolling back to a previous restore point....
Rek Jaiga > Nooo I moved too fast
Korinne > mv merge.dat > FriendZone/Rek.dat
Renkara Talvanen > EVE locked up on me and kicked me out...sorry...If you're talkin' to me, I'll be on for another couple hours on and off
jih chop > kk, I'm not going to be on for too much longer, but thought you might like to do something
jih chop > OOOO! I know - we'll open the airlock and pee out into space to see who can make the longest peecycles!
Michael Harari > whats the role to adjust poco tax?
Barbens > Carebear
Kane Rizzel > haha
Sov Celderan > I used to have implants in the dick, like you. But then I took a 1400 to the pod.
Ra Zor Cesaille > brb nutella time
Blutreiter > ...is he pooping or hungry
Blutreiter > i am confused
Rhamnousia > possibly both
Drealar > amantu can you move all your junk in one jump or do you need a hand?
Drealar > all dat junk inside one jump
Drealar > gonna get get get get your junk
Drealar > all your junk inside 2 jumps
<@cougem> at 4am this morning i got a call from another hospital saying they were sending in a patient with a hole in their aorta
<@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off'
Jackie Cross > and here we go, darn neuts
Jackie Cross > and I'm dry
Link Velar > BEST TOWEL EVER!
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