Boma Airaken > i wonder if my neighbors would get pissed if i started grilling meat at 6an
Boma Airaken > *am
Myddine Ka > do you grill meat really loudly or something?
Myddine Ka > have a megaphone broadcasting dat sizzle?
Boma Airaken > *am
Myddine Ka > do you grill meat really loudly or something?
Myddine Ka > have a megaphone broadcasting dat sizzle?
<Ulviirala> ooooops, I just fucked up
<Ulviirala> thought it was cool going for a ride on my back
<Ulviirala> crashed after a corner
<Ulviirala> locals helping me up
<Ulviirala> on my bike*
<Ulviirala> haha, now my shoulder really hurts :p
<Ulviirala> "out of booze? hell, go ride your bike to the store! opportunity! take back the empty bottles!
<Ulviirala> now my backpack is full of glass shards :P
<Ulviirala> and the front break doesn't work anymore
<Ulviirala> i'm so gonna regret thris
<Ulviirala> thought it was cool going for a ride on my back
<Ulviirala> crashed after a corner
<Ulviirala> locals helping me up
<Ulviirala> on my bike*
<Ulviirala> haha, now my shoulder really hurts :p
<Ulviirala> "out of booze? hell, go ride your bike to the store! opportunity! take back the empty bottles!
<Ulviirala> now my backpack is full of glass shards :P
<Ulviirala> and the front break doesn't work anymore
<Ulviirala> i'm so gonna regret thris
Valgautr Arinbjorn > 2b + a ship..... if anyone wants it more than that, offer ... if not its going to him
Sacred Glyph > What ship? We need the current base price
Valgautr Arinbjorn > 2.05 + drake
Sacred Glyph > a drake..
Koronakesh > that's a bit random isn't it
Sacred Glyph > That's like saying 5b and a potato
Sacred Glyph > What ship? We need the current base price
Valgautr Arinbjorn > 2.05 + drake
Sacred Glyph > a drake..
Koronakesh > that's a bit random isn't it
Sacred Glyph > That's like saying 5b and a potato
Spatula King > EVERYONE SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELF.
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Arlene Aubaris > Now all we need is a coastguard screaming at an incompetent captain in Italian
Toilet Drinker > captains lucky he didnt get podded
Arlene Aubaris > He ejected before his ship popped, that's how he didn't get podded
Toilet Drinker > captains lucky he didnt get podded
Arlene Aubaris > He ejected before his ship popped, that's how he didn't get podded
Lake: fuck me I just did a dotlan search for IRS 1099R forms :cripes:
Tim Brewer > off station ?
Ivan Edard > dunno see him on d scan
SenshiMaru > you have my attention
Ivan Edard > my guess is on station
SenshiMaru > check station(s)
Tim Brewer > get eyes
SenshiMaru > whether or not i poop is determined by your reply
SenshiMaru > mission status: critical
Dhart > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > omg senshi
SenshiMaru > XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > i cant expect less from you lol
Dhart > laptop = poop and pew at same time
SenshiMaru > im actually serious, if you could please hurry that'd be great
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
SenshiMaru > i do that, but it would require me to play with touchpad
SenshiMaru > i call it 'throning'
Ivan Edard > dunno see him on d scan
SenshiMaru > you have my attention
Ivan Edard > my guess is on station
SenshiMaru > check station(s)
Tim Brewer > get eyes
SenshiMaru > whether or not i poop is determined by your reply
SenshiMaru > mission status: critical
Dhart > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > omg senshi
SenshiMaru > XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > i cant expect less from you lol
Dhart > laptop = poop and pew at same time
SenshiMaru > im actually serious, if you could please hurry that'd be great
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
SenshiMaru > i do that, but it would require me to play with touchpad
SenshiMaru > i call it 'throning'
Vengeful Hraptor > Id like to trust you but
Vengeful Hraptor > I can't
Vengeful Hraptor > I feel something is wrong in our relationship
Jeinvay Kunsu > you think it might be you?
Shova'k > lol
Vengeful Hraptor > what?
Jeinvay Kunsu > or the half dead raccoon in your trunk?
Vengeful Hraptor > fml
Vengeful Hraptor > wrong chat
Fawcks > owned
The Bazzalisk > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
The Bazzalisk > brilliant
Fawcks > EVE RELATIONSHIP
Vengeful Hraptor > I can't
Vengeful Hraptor > I feel something is wrong in our relationship
Jeinvay Kunsu > you think it might be you?
Shova'k > lol
Vengeful Hraptor > what?
Jeinvay Kunsu > or the half dead raccoon in your trunk?
Vengeful Hraptor > fml
Vengeful Hraptor > wrong chat
Fawcks > owned
The Bazzalisk > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
The Bazzalisk > brilliant
Fawcks > EVE RELATIONSHIP
Malcanis > I'm having fun fighting epic nearly lag-free battles against huge goonswarm fleets in Branch against an amazing background of new nebulae with a longer watchlist for my Basilisk whilst chatting with my corpies in a readable font.
pr0lurker > You forgot to add "being shouted at by a fat cunt with bad groin odour and social issues" to your definition of fun
Malcanis > Fighting AGAINST goonswarm. Only our spies have to listen to DBRB.
Malcanis > The poor fucks.
pr0lurker > You forgot to add "being shouted at by a fat cunt with bad groin odour and social issues" to your definition of fun
Malcanis > Fighting AGAINST goonswarm. Only our spies have to listen to DBRB.
Malcanis > The poor fucks.
Fyrbal Ormand > and I have 4 giant space dildos floating around me in this mish...