<IceBlock> Again, considering to start again to waste time in some dessert region.. What to do?
<randomToon> 1. Don't Come back to Eve
2. Enjoy happy and productive life
3. ???
4. Profit!
<randomToon> 1. Don't Come back to Eve
2. Enjoy happy and productive life
3. ???
4. Profit!
Brock Nelson > im so fucking bored that im watching twilight
Brock Nelson > that's how bored i am
Myopic Thyne > I pity you brock
Selene D'Celeste > Pity is too good for you
Myopic Thyne > I pity me too, because if I'm a brock alt, I'm being forced to watch twilight against my will.
Brock Nelson > that's how bored i am
Myopic Thyne > I pity you brock
Selene D'Celeste > Pity is too good for you
Myopic Thyne > I pity me too, because if I'm a brock alt, I'm being forced to watch twilight against my will.
Bacchanalian > when someone put down a TCU in some random system in Delve or something for April Fools last year, we had an epic shitstorm of "what the fuck is this sov shit" in alliance mail
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
Burnt Snake > just looted <b>Sheen Compound</b>
Burnt Snake > which is, im guessing, crystallized cocaine
Burnt Snake > which is, im guessing, crystallized cocaine
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
Riley Moore > i don't even know what an onyx is
Brock Nelson > me either
Riley Moore > appart from being a pokemon
Amarr Citizen 155 > what is an onyx?
Brock Nelson > its an oxytope maker?
Riley Moore > a pokemon anal-beads made of rocks
Brock Nelson > ac155 would love to have that anal beads for his bday present
Amarr Citizen 155 > my b-day isnt till june
Amarr Citizen 155 > i want it now
Riley Moore > http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/9/9a/095Onix.png/160px-095Onix.png
Brock Nelson > valentines present?
Amarr Citizen 155 > umm
Brock Nelson > good lord
Molly Mayhem > god that's horribly hilarious
Molly Mayhem > given the current conversation
Molly Mayhem > AC I recommend not putting the spike near any delicate tissues
Brock Nelson > is there anything delicate left in ac?
Brock Nelson > besides his emotion
Molly Mayhem > good point
Molly Mayhem > we should find out
Amarr Citizen 155 > nope
Amarr Citizen 155 > i can take it
Amarr Citizen 155 > shove it in there
Amarr Citizen 155 > yank it out
Brock Nelson > me either
Riley Moore > appart from being a pokemon
Amarr Citizen 155 > what is an onyx?
Brock Nelson > its an oxytope maker?
Riley Moore > a pokemon anal-beads made of rocks
Brock Nelson > ac155 would love to have that anal beads for his bday present
Amarr Citizen 155 > my b-day isnt till june
Amarr Citizen 155 > i want it now
Riley Moore > http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/9/9a/095Onix.png/160px-095Onix.png
Brock Nelson > valentines present?
Amarr Citizen 155 > umm
Brock Nelson > good lord
Molly Mayhem > god that's horribly hilarious
Molly Mayhem > given the current conversation
Molly Mayhem > AC I recommend not putting the spike near any delicate tissues
Brock Nelson > is there anything delicate left in ac?
Brock Nelson > besides his emotion
Molly Mayhem > good point
Molly Mayhem > we should find out
Amarr Citizen 155 > nope
Amarr Citizen 155 > i can take it
Amarr Citizen 155 > shove it in there
Amarr Citizen 155 > yank it out
Twista55 > i need to find an approriate channel to demonstrate turret's syndromes
Kellen Shimaya > i dont know about you guys, but im gonn be dieing in 0xBlazeofFABULOUS
Gothikia > that ship name is so fantastically gay that its something that I would normally fly
Kellen Shimaya > ten gave me the name :D
Gothikia > i think he's trying to tell you something kel ;)
IHaveTenToes > That I'm a raging homosexual?
Kellen Shimaya > ^
Gothikia > well least i'm not alone
MilesofPain > i'm sorta laid back, does that count ?
Gothikia > spoken like a true bottom
Gothikia > that ship name is so fantastically gay that its something that I would normally fly
Kellen Shimaya > ten gave me the name :D
Gothikia > i think he's trying to tell you something kel ;)
IHaveTenToes > That I'm a raging homosexual?
Kellen Shimaya > ^
Gothikia > well least i'm not alone
MilesofPain > i'm sorta laid back, does that count ?
Gothikia > spoken like a true bottom
The Snowman > getting into a corp is more about getting the recruiter into voice comm's and showing that you have a personality and not a dick
Arlene Aubaris > You phrased that wrong I think
Arlene Aubaris > You phrased that wrong I think
armacitis > the mach uses a t3 exotic dancer based weapon system.
armacitis > I've already trained exotic dancer weapon systems to lvl5
armacitis > I've already trained exotic dancer weapon systems to lvl5