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<&Asestorian> you can only romance companions of the opposite gender
<&Entity> that's gay :(
Derth Ramir > nice
Derth Ramir > do you really need 8 more people to kill my caracal navy issue?
Onyxalia La'fiette > im sorry can you count sir?
Ashihei > dunno where you are getting your intel, but its wacked
Onyxalia La'fiette > i think he may be drinking a bit much to see THAT many doubles
Brock Nelson > do doctors go to their own office if they need to get themselves checked out?
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Fyrbal Ormand > I'm just a squirrel
Fyrbal Ormand > floating around in a space nut
Onyxalia La'fiette > ROFL
Onyxalia La'fiette > best description of a pod i have seen yet
Onyxalia La'fiette > other than a space sperm thanks to the new graphics updates....
Abulurd Boniface: I've been in EVE for 3 1/2 years and I've never killed anyone.
frogzuk: god this dude needs his pew pew virginity broken ....
neotin nahrain: yeap , use condomed titanium sabot the first time
Onyxalia La'fiette > i see failsauce leaking from your ship buddy....might wanna get that checked...
xxxmina: how did a cap get on kill list?
Romandra: typically a cap gets on a kill list by dying
Romandra: the rest of the times they're fake mails
Romandra: and no actual capitals are harmed in the making of those.
Boltorano > do something for me, go to google.com, and type "what are you some kind of" in the box
Boltorano > don't hit enter
GrammarNazi > There really should be a comma in there. :P
GrammarNazi > "What, are you some kind of-"
GrammarNazi > Or, "What are you, some kind of-"
GrammarNazi > 1. "What are you some kind of sick werewolf freak" 2. "What are you some kind of girl or something"
Boltorano > huh
GrammarNazi > If I could crucify Google itself for run-on sentences right now, I'd fucking do it in a heartbeat.
Boltorano > the 2nd one I get is "grammar nazi" :P
GrammarNazi > Oh, cruel irony.
Rick Maclore > ive probed enough holes in space to be a wormholer
Untamable Donkey > *sigh* stepson sends me a facebook app link thingy that facebook and even MSE tells me is bad and tells me "yeah your virus scanner will yell about it but run it anyway it's safe and funny"... and people wonder how their identities get stolen...
Untamable Donkey > i foresee me reformatting his hard drive in my near future
Untamable Donkey > now he's asking me over yahoo messenger how to turn off mse because it won't stop telling him he has a trojan lmao
Untamable Donkey > that's it he's out of the will
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