Shadow XII > I'm going to get a Revelation in honor of my friend Nav.
Shadow XII > And I shall name it 'Hand of the Mistress'.
Shadow XII > And ye it shall be - the hand of the Mistress.
Shadow XII > All ye who stand defiant against Her will shall burn in the righteous fire.
Shadow XII > And ye shall fade into naught.
Shadow XII > But I would fight, kill, die, lie, cheat, steal, build and destroy for Her.
Shadow XII > She is the Flower of Life, the Light of Lights... and She calls upon me.
Naraxis Caldari > Shadow.
Shadow XII > What.
Naraxis Caldari > You're weird.
Shadow XII > And I shall name it 'Hand of the Mistress'.
Shadow XII > And ye it shall be - the hand of the Mistress.
Shadow XII > All ye who stand defiant against Her will shall burn in the righteous fire.
Shadow XII > And ye shall fade into naught.
Shadow XII > But I would fight, kill, die, lie, cheat, steal, build and destroy for Her.
Shadow XII > She is the Flower of Life, the Light of Lights... and She calls upon me.
Naraxis Caldari > Shadow.
Shadow XII > What.
Naraxis Caldari > You're weird.
Dirty Protagonist > my everything is on fire
Huo Lung > I recommend Preparation H
Dirty Protagonist > anyone want to donate some paste?
Huo Lung > I recommend Preparation H
Dirty Protagonist > anyone want to donate some paste?
Gella Darru > a corp mate said he would go out mining fuel for our POS the other day, then i watched the killtracker and he had taken out a BS and smartbombed 5 ice miners and taken their loot with an alt
Medamuncher > lol, i guess thats technically mining
Medamuncher > lol, i guess thats technically mining
Nytoxias' Hot Alt > Zircon sweetie, you know I'm a guy in real life, right? <3
Zircon Kadarian > right
Tallon Maas > O.o
Kakrenor > meh nobodys perfect
Zircon Kadarian > right
Tallon Maas > O.o
Kakrenor > meh nobodys perfect
Cipher Jones > Only a suicidal individual would want a fair fight.
<Lancer> y'all should come play eve again
<Lancer> it's cool and stuff
<Murphy> nope
<Benneh> are there still blob wars?
<Benneh> that take up the entire map?
<Benneh> between thousands of players?
<Benneh> each of whom know what the other is doing a week in advance?
<Benneh> and who like to brag about it freely on the forums?
<Benneh> while simultaneously claiming that they don't actually take eve very seriously at all?
<Benneh> with a sig spouting off how uber their killboard stats are?
<Benneh> while most said stats were likely achieved through some lag-induced turkeyshoot?
<Benneh> that they had to alarmclock for?
<Benneh> under pain of losing their ratting rights?
<Benneh> yeah that sounds pretty cool
<Lancer> it's cool and stuff
<Murphy> nope
<Benneh> are there still blob wars?
<Benneh> that take up the entire map?
<Benneh> between thousands of players?
<Benneh> each of whom know what the other is doing a week in advance?
<Benneh> and who like to brag about it freely on the forums?
<Benneh> while simultaneously claiming that they don't actually take eve very seriously at all?
<Benneh> with a sig spouting off how uber their killboard stats are?
<Benneh> while most said stats were likely achieved through some lag-induced turkeyshoot?
<Benneh> that they had to alarmclock for?
<Benneh> under pain of losing their ratting rights?
<Benneh> yeah that sounds pretty cool
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > A dentist with a 425mm Tech II autocannon would be pretty effective.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care
<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
Uraniae Fehrnah > Everyone have a nice christmas?
Norrin Ellis > 'Twas nice and peaceful. My brother got appendicitis for Christmas, though. Had an appendectomy this morning.
Uraniae Fehrnah > That's not the best of presents.
Norrin Ellis > That's what he gets for being naughty, I guess. He spent the summer in jail.
Norrin Ellis > :P
Uraniae Fehrnah > Santa's getting a bit bitter. Back in my day it was just coal if you were naughty.
Norrin Ellis > 'Twas nice and peaceful. My brother got appendicitis for Christmas, though. Had an appendectomy this morning.
Uraniae Fehrnah > That's not the best of presents.
Norrin Ellis > That's what he gets for being naughty, I guess. He spent the summer in jail.
Norrin Ellis > :P
Uraniae Fehrnah > Santa's getting a bit bitter. Back in my day it was just coal if you were naughty.
Ava Starfire > Sheesh.
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage