McBarnacle > I have this friend who's a really cute girl and she was telling me that's she's a bit of a geek and her BF loves it
McBarnacle > so little old me with his twisted sense of humour comes back at her
McBarnacle > does he like it when you speak nerd to him?
McBarnacle > "ooooo baby, tell me all about your PC setup"
McBarnacle > "do you have big hard drives, I like big hard drives"
McBarnacle > "but can it take all the data I have to give"
Ari Gallish > are you guys bores ;-)
Ari Gallish > or just bored :D
McBarnacle > nit of both Ari
McBarnacle > *bit
Lord Hellsings > just a usual night in sveil chat :)
Ari Gallish > ah, you are as good as me
McBarnacle > "wanna link networks"
McBarnacle > "but are you wireless, I love a girls who's wireless?"
McBarnacle > "ooo ooo, oooooo, my PC is so turned on"
McBarnacle > "let's go transfer files"
McBarnacle > "I have 10GB to give you"
Ari Gallish > yes I have completely lost my connections
McBarnacle > she was pissing herself laughing
Lord Hellsings > dude - you're scary good at that
McBarnacle > so little old me with his twisted sense of humour comes back at her
McBarnacle > does he like it when you speak nerd to him?
McBarnacle > "ooooo baby, tell me all about your PC setup"
McBarnacle > "do you have big hard drives, I like big hard drives"
McBarnacle > "but can it take all the data I have to give"
Ari Gallish > are you guys bores ;-)
Ari Gallish > or just bored :D
McBarnacle > nit of both Ari
McBarnacle > *bit
Lord Hellsings > just a usual night in sveil chat :)
Ari Gallish > ah, you are as good as me
McBarnacle > "wanna link networks"
McBarnacle > "but are you wireless, I love a girls who's wireless?"
McBarnacle > "ooo ooo, oooooo, my PC is so turned on"
McBarnacle > "let's go transfer files"
McBarnacle > "I have 10GB to give you"
Ari Gallish > yes I have completely lost my connections
McBarnacle > she was pissing herself laughing
Lord Hellsings > dude - you're scary good at that
Slackiekommando: eviltwin and cognac are in ng
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
Cat o'Ninetails > i may be in a state of advanced refreshment right now so memory is hazy
Hitome Kei > real girl with real emotions and mood swings and.... they hate it
Ekir Atari > LIES! Real girls don't play MMOs. ;) hehe j/k.
Hitome Kei > /emote looks at her boobs and shrugs
Leopold Caine > And real girl with connection problems.
Hitome Kei > guess they are not real
Leopold Caine > Good luck with fixing those.
Hitome Kei > what the connections or the boobs
Hitome Kei > did i actually say this out loud?
Ekir Atari > LIES! Real girls don't play MMOs. ;) hehe j/k.
Hitome Kei > /emote looks at her boobs and shrugs
Leopold Caine > And real girl with connection problems.
Hitome Kei > guess they are not real
Leopold Caine > Good luck with fixing those.
Hitome Kei > what the connections or the boobs
Hitome Kei > did i actually say this out loud?
<spiralJunkie> I was having sex with this chick
<spiralJunkie> like, hot
<spiralJunkie> then halfway through, turns out it was a man
<spiralJunkie> but I was half done, so kept going
<spiralJunkie> like, hot
<spiralJunkie> then halfway through, turns out it was a man
<spiralJunkie> but I was half done, so kept going
Ethidium Bromide > sorry if i'm unclear but i guess i am still on2.0 % blood in my alcohol
Ethidium Bromide > i'm jut happy someone moved my snoring self to the afk channel on vent
Ethidium Bromide > i got half the keyboard imprinted on my face
Cpt AngelNova > lol
Francis Imsalsa > lol
Mamba Lev > lol
Ethidium Bromide > i'm just wondering if my gf will simply kill me or torture me first when she gets back from skiing tonight anf finds me like this
Ethidium Bromide > i'm jut happy someone moved my snoring self to the afk channel on vent
Ethidium Bromide > i got half the keyboard imprinted on my face
Cpt AngelNova > lol
Francis Imsalsa > lol
Mamba Lev > lol
Ethidium Bromide > i'm just wondering if my gf will simply kill me or torture me first when she gets back from skiing tonight anf finds me like this
Saithe > oh, i win eve
Saithe > i was fuckin my gf the other night, and she called me saithe, instead of my real name
Saithe > i was like EPIC
Saithe > i was fuckin my gf the other night, and she called me saithe, instead of my real name
Saithe > i was like EPIC
Efnisien > a titan wiped out my village and stole my goat
mundungus > well its happening a lot more now
mundungus > and has nearly gotten me killed a few times
mundungus > if i'm not in sucking range it hurts
Luxe Ecru > now that sentence by itself could get you in trouble
mundungus > and has nearly gotten me killed a few times
mundungus > if i'm not in sucking range it hurts
Luxe Ecru > now that sentence by itself could get you in trouble
April Glue > There are 1000s of elite miners in eve just retarded macros spoil our rep
Ahilej Ljudomor > Same can be said about dicks and dildos :)
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > true that
Ahilej Ljudomor > Same can be said about dicks and dildos :)
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > true that