<Rikki> we took a station in curse after hours of roaming around there without a challenge
<Rikki> it's called "We went to Curse and all we got was this lousy station"
<Rikki> it's called "We went to Curse and all we got was this lousy station"
muldar > how come skaters and dirt bikers got all the hot chicks
Adhar Khorin > Dunno.
Zalthais > they have nice legs
Adhar Khorin smacks muldar with a fish. Dude, your wife's hot. Sheesh.
muldar > no, somehow she got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Hmmm, can't imagine how.
Zalthais > hey adhar dont you got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Nah, my wife had the flue.
Adhar Khorin > Hmm, that didn't come out right.
muldar > as long as you got video
Zalthais > id put that on omgrawr if i knew how
Adhar Khorin > Dunno.
Zalthais > they have nice legs
Adhar Khorin smacks muldar with a fish. Dude, your wife's hot. Sheesh.
muldar > no, somehow she got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Hmmm, can't imagine how.
Zalthais > hey adhar dont you got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Nah, my wife had the flue.
Adhar Khorin > Hmm, that didn't come out right.
muldar > as long as you got video
Zalthais > id put that on omgrawr if i knew how
<DJWesT> Just dont think about 'De-verginising' me :p
<DJWesT> *Virginising
<DJWesT> *Waits to get slagged off*
<DJMalone> for your spelling or your virginity?
<DJWesT> *Virginising
<DJWesT> *Waits to get slagged off*
<DJMalone> for your spelling or your virginity?
Vivian321 > anyone feel laggy?
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
JaegerNZ > i'm missioning atm, just unfitted my type 3 afterburner
Sir LaunchAlot > type 3 ?
X Saint > ?
JaegerNZ > structure fire
Sir LaunchAlot > type 3 ?
X Saint > ?
JaegerNZ > structure fire
Bacchanalian > when someone put down a TCU in some random system in Delve or something for April Fools last year, we had an epic shitstorm of "what the fuck is this sov shit" in alliance mail
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
Katrina Oniseki > I have a dedicated ultra fast solid state RAID setup for my porn folders, so I can watch a fat chick getting railed by three robotic dildo machines in high definition 2160p at 200 FPS in 3D smellovision.
Katrina Oniseki > On a four monitor setup. with 9.2 surrpound sound.
Katrina Oniseki > in a vibration chair
Katrina Oniseki > FORCE FEEDBACK.
Katrina Oniseki > On a four monitor setup. with 9.2 surrpound sound.
Katrina Oniseki > in a vibration chair
Katrina Oniseki > FORCE FEEDBACK.
Khanak Hryad > erm...i seem to have penetrated you.....now i appear to be stuck
Khanak Hryad > ahh there we go
Khanak Hryad > nope doing it again...
Khanak Hryad > jeez who pilots this ship
Jeremiah Tobias > this looks quite horrid!
Dake Avant > Lt. Humpsalot?
Khanak Hryad > seriously, get over here and look at this
Khanak Hryad > well, my good sir, it appears I've won this round
Jeremiah Tobias > I'm being slowly butt-fucked by an 'geddon
Khanak Hryad > aww just tore u a new one
Khanak Hryad > /emote clears his throat. Moving on!
Khanak Hryad > ahh there we go
Khanak Hryad > nope doing it again...
Khanak Hryad > jeez who pilots this ship
Jeremiah Tobias > this looks quite horrid!
Dake Avant > Lt. Humpsalot?
Khanak Hryad > seriously, get over here and look at this
Khanak Hryad > well, my good sir, it appears I've won this round
Jeremiah Tobias > I'm being slowly butt-fucked by an 'geddon
Khanak Hryad > aww just tore u a new one
Khanak Hryad > /emote clears his throat. Moving on!
Kelly Marie > i wish i could punch my agent in the mouth
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...
Mikero Stan > Mr. Fix is in HED in a Cerberus.
Theris Elsitriter > With rails?
Theris Elsitriter > With rails?