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cyanogen > i think the titan is just screwing with us because it keeps aligning to different targets
Lobster Bisque > like spin the bottle with the awkwardness replaced with fear
Gamble Dakota > on saturday, I had my girlfriend's shirt off right
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
MrRx7 > ok either I'm going crazy, or modules on my ship are disspearing
Kelgen Thann > gremlins!
MrRx7 > I had 2x Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer I
MrRx7 > when I docked....I undocking and I only had one
Dimitri Ravinoff > WTS Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Daniel Jackson > cause in eve i actualy get to talk to people and share my feelings about with
(Referring to the London bombings, July 2005)
<RAL> lol french ar going nutz
<RAL> they ar like at ther 2nd highest alert status
<RAL> wich basically means they ar geting drunk in wine
<@Ak-Gara> i thought they only had two alert status'
<@Ak-Gara> Normal
<@Ak-Gara> and White Flag
<VexSeraphim> pretty much so, gara
<RAL> LOL
<RAL> thats what there eifel tower is for. to hoist a huge white flag
<+Acidictadpole> yea increased fps by like 20
<+Acidictadpole> turned on non-application based anti-aliasing
<+Acidictadpole> and enabled some proprietary named crap
<+andrewy> try t2 instead
<+Acidictadpole> and turned on geometry instancing
<+Acidictadpole> lol.. t2 antialiasing?
<+andrewy> better than named
<Throdax> I can't wait to taste molle meat at the bbq day....
SamuraiTsumo > you're all incompetent morons, as of now i am our supreme leader
Black Pete > ...funny, i've never had a supreme leader that lived in his mom's basement before
SamuraiTsumo > its an attic asshole
cptblood > mining mining mining , the blood and dub are mining keep them Evil mofo's mining roid-hide! through roids and ice and moons, erucyll's a faggit and just smells of roid hide!
Erucyll Turon > you carebear bastard...
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