<Eewec> just curious, but are the devs aware that the website is heavily MIA?
<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
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<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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Ashtaron > I dunno, but I always wanted to know how many Paradise cruise missiles does it take to wreck Azeroth
Marcus Gord > i approve of that experiment
Rhen Ayase > why not fit torpedo launchers with juggernauts?
Ashtaron > they are not worthy of holy torpedoes
Aukusti Valtteri > I think you should use thermal weapons to destroy Azeroth
Ashtaron > anyhow I remember seeing a pic that stated that a 13km range officer smartbomb would reach almost all of Azeroth
Aukusti Valtteri > They have a lot of wooden buildings.
Marcus Gord > i approve of that experiment
Rhen Ayase > why not fit torpedo launchers with juggernauts?
Ashtaron > they are not worthy of holy torpedoes
Aukusti Valtteri > I think you should use thermal weapons to destroy Azeroth
Ashtaron > anyhow I remember seeing a pic that stated that a 13km range officer smartbomb would reach almost all of Azeroth
Aukusti Valtteri > They have a lot of wooden buildings.
Sheppard > bb better have a jump clone
BirdBleed > naw, what are the chances of me getting podded ;)
ALPHA12125 > slim to none ?
ALPHA12125 > ah no that was the chances of you beeing good in pvp :)
boulette > OWNED
BirdBleed > naw, what are the chances of me getting podded ;)
ALPHA12125 > slim to none ?
ALPHA12125 > ah no that was the chances of you beeing good in pvp :)
boulette > OWNED
Vivian321 > anyone feel laggy?
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Ekon Bor > yeh stood 1 min infront of the toilet b4 any piss came out
Futher Bezluden > peterpult?
Garviel Lokken > no taterpult
Garviel Lokken > like potatoes
Garviel Lokken > taterpult
Shadow XII > Meg's college fund?
Garviel Lokken > no this one shoots cats
Shadow XII > AT THE HANDS OF MY CAT LAUNCHER -__-
Garviel Lokken > first thing yer walkin down the street
Garviel Lokken > then you hear "FIRE THE TATERPULT!!" expecting a flying potatoe
Shadow XII > But it turns out to be a cat...
Garviel Lokken > but you see a cat fly right toward yer F##king face... next thing ya know the cat is mauling yer face
Shadow XII > Genius.
Garviel Lokken > the ultimate weapon
Shadow XII > Totally omgrawr'ing this.
Garviel Lokken > distraction while you infiltrate any enemy base
Garviel Lokken > m/!
Garviel Lokken > gravy is famous!
Garviel Lokken > no taterpult
Garviel Lokken > like potatoes
Garviel Lokken > taterpult
Shadow XII > Meg's college fund?
Garviel Lokken > no this one shoots cats
Shadow XII > AT THE HANDS OF MY CAT LAUNCHER -__-
Garviel Lokken > first thing yer walkin down the street
Garviel Lokken > then you hear "FIRE THE TATERPULT!!" expecting a flying potatoe
Shadow XII > But it turns out to be a cat...
Garviel Lokken > but you see a cat fly right toward yer F##king face... next thing ya know the cat is mauling yer face
Shadow XII > Genius.
Garviel Lokken > the ultimate weapon
Shadow XII > Totally omgrawr'ing this.
Garviel Lokken > distraction while you infiltrate any enemy base
Garviel Lokken > m/!
Garviel Lokken > gravy is famous!
<Chribba> i'm alive
<Chribba> time to shower off all spiders and shit
<Loxy> i dont want to know :|
<Chribba> time to shower off all spiders and shit
<Loxy> i dont want to know :|
Teinyhr > I cant believe you got me googling AND finding an ejaculating vibrator
El Covah > did you read my post on e-o forum =?
Oortog > I'm purposly avoiding all forums.... TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN BSG BEFORE ME!
Oortog > I have 5.5 hours before I get to see it... so .... SHHHH!!!!
Mr Stargate > battlestargalatica?
Oortog > aye
Mr Stargate > hmm..... i wonder if we should spill some teasers about what happend
Oortog > And EVERYONE is talking about this last EP on EVERY FORUM I GO TO!
Oortog > so.. SHHHH!!!
Mr Stargate > hahah
Oortog > Zip it!
Mr Stargate > yah, it was probably the best one ever
Mr Stargate > /emote zips
Oortog > Thats what I hear.. and several GROWN MEN have told me to have a box of kleenex near when its on....
Mr Stargate > omg
Mr Stargate > omg omg .. i wasnt the only one .. rofl
Mr Stargate > i was to ashamed to admit that..lol
Oortog > See
Oortog > bought the good tripple-ply stuff for tonight
Mr Stargate > lol
DeathGrip > so should we mention that all the civillian ships are destroyed? and that they have no food or water?
Oortog > I'm loggin now.. TY DG
DeathGrip > lol
DeathGrip > i didnt tell you 90% of everyone is killed
Oortog > I'm purposly avoiding all forums.... TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN BSG BEFORE ME!
Oortog > I have 5.5 hours before I get to see it... so .... SHHHH!!!!
Mr Stargate > battlestargalatica?
Oortog > aye
Mr Stargate > hmm..... i wonder if we should spill some teasers about what happend
Oortog > And EVERYONE is talking about this last EP on EVERY FORUM I GO TO!
Oortog > so.. SHHHH!!!
Mr Stargate > hahah
Oortog > Zip it!
Mr Stargate > yah, it was probably the best one ever
Mr Stargate > /emote zips
Oortog > Thats what I hear.. and several GROWN MEN have told me to have a box of kleenex near when its on....
Mr Stargate > omg
Mr Stargate > omg omg .. i wasnt the only one .. rofl
Mr Stargate > i was to ashamed to admit that..lol
Oortog > See
Oortog > bought the good tripple-ply stuff for tonight
Mr Stargate > lol
DeathGrip > so should we mention that all the civillian ships are destroyed? and that they have no food or water?
Oortog > I'm loggin now.. TY DG
DeathGrip > lol
DeathGrip > i didnt tell you 90% of everyone is killed
Darina Rea > /emote nods > With some creativity you can make ISK out of everything.
Helpdesk > *everyone
Darina Rea > Yea... well.. same thing really.
Victor Valka > Everything and everyone.
Nero Scuro > With some creativty I can make other people lose their isk.
Victor Valka > Doesn't take creativity.
Nero Scuro > Ok, not creativity then. With some guns I can make other people lose their isk.
Helpdesk > *everyone
Darina Rea > Yea... well.. same thing really.
Victor Valka > Everything and everyone.
Nero Scuro > With some creativty I can make other people lose their isk.
Victor Valka > Doesn't take creativity.
Nero Scuro > Ok, not creativity then. With some guns I can make other people lose their isk.
Rhodin Lazarith > Cockblockula. He's the vampire who cockblocks.