♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
Larg Kellein > only on the interwebs will you ever see the sentence "Lady Buddha raises *his* hand..."... I hope :p
Wuhu > wow, this game really does revolve around me. i'm gone for 24 hours and the alliance disbands.
Gabriel Mendoza > Poor miner out of a job, has been molested by pirates, police, bounty hunters and others. I am broke and have no motivation to go on. My last way out is either to receive donations from other players or shoot myself. Please gimme ISK... Thank you.... :)
Alicina Goodbody > say hello to ur next clone for me ;)
Alicina Goodbody > say hello to ur next clone for me ;)
Nalyae > hey guys, what's the EVE plug-in?
Obsidian Hawk > its a special attachment that goes into your usb port. To help the women of EvE really experience the game.
Steph Wing > Oh dear...
Zomiaen > I've seen those before... Quite Amusing
Steph Wing > Particularly for the women, I would imagine
Nalyae > so where do i get it now? >.>
Steph Wing > Have we piqued your...interest?
Nalyae > yup
Nalyae > :34
Nalyae > ...:3
Steph Wing > XFD
Nalyae > BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD
Nalyae > >:3
Steph Wing > LMAO
Zomiaen > pfft you
Zomiaen > the real pros can play eve onehanded...
Obsidian Hawk > its a special attachment that goes into your usb port. To help the women of EvE really experience the game.
Steph Wing > Oh dear...
Zomiaen > I've seen those before... Quite Amusing
Steph Wing > Particularly for the women, I would imagine
Nalyae > so where do i get it now? >.>
Steph Wing > Have we piqued your...interest?
Nalyae > yup
Nalyae > :34
Nalyae > ...:3
Steph Wing > XFD
Nalyae > BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD
Nalyae > >:3
Steph Wing > LMAO
Zomiaen > pfft you
Zomiaen > the real pros can play eve onehanded...
Metalikk Ma'den > okay is armor of 13164 okay?
* Ju'Co thinks to herself > "That had to suck"
Kale Ryoko > Holy god
Seto Mazzarotto > is it hardened?
Kale Ryoko > That's enough to protect a station D:
Seto Mazzarotto > okay that came out wrong.
Kale Ryoko > And yes, that's my second question, lol.
Ju'Co > ROFL @ Seto
Seto Mazzarotto > is it ERECT?
* Ju'Co thinks to herself > "That had to suck"
Kale Ryoko > Holy god
Seto Mazzarotto > is it hardened?
Kale Ryoko > That's enough to protect a station D:
Seto Mazzarotto > okay that came out wrong.
Kale Ryoko > And yes, that's my second question, lol.
Ju'Co > ROFL @ Seto
Seto Mazzarotto > is it ERECT?
DrBiologist > lets all go to hed and kill some AAA
damach > lol 30 mins im goin to bed to kill some zzz
damach > lol 30 mins im goin to bed to kill some zzz
Fightback > good try
dyst0p1a > wtf???
dyst0p1a > where was concord???
Fightback > we are at war
dyst0p1a > can u explain to me how this works?
Fightback > read you corp mail
dyst0p1a > oh really jackass?
dyst0p1a > ffs
dyst0p1a > can u give me back my lasers?
dyst0p1a > is this some faction warfare bullshit?
Fightback > no
Fightback > wardec
dyst0p1a > ???????????????????????????????
dyst0p1a > but,,
Fightback > bye
*dyst0p1a is podded*
dyst0p1a > wtf???
dyst0p1a > where was concord???
Fightback > we are at war
dyst0p1a > can u explain to me how this works?
Fightback > read you corp mail
dyst0p1a > oh really jackass?
dyst0p1a > ffs
dyst0p1a > can u give me back my lasers?
dyst0p1a > is this some faction warfare bullshit?
Fightback > no
Fightback > wardec
dyst0p1a > ???????????????????????????????
dyst0p1a > but,,
Fightback > bye
*dyst0p1a is podded*
Kylania > Emerald Nuts = Enthusiastic Miners Excavating Rather Alarming Loads Definitely Need Unlimited Transport Ships
blown away > lol imagine if you could shoot your workmates cars coz you work with them