Jor Myne > we have a dictionary ? wtf ? thought we were all illegitimate ;p
Foxor > illiterate you mean? :p
Emiug > u mean illiterate :P
Jor Myne > ;,..,;
Foxor > illiterate you mean? :p
Emiug > u mean illiterate :P
Jor Myne > ;,..,;
shushyaz > wife got pissed. and went running crying..
shushyaz > something about attention or something, i dont know i wasnt paying attention.
shushyaz > something about attention or something, i dont know i wasnt paying attention.
Vyurr > I'm kind of disappointed in the social skill options, I wanted to take up exotic dancing, I figure if I can haul them I should be able to learn their trade
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Bodewhin Schwarz > This, because whn he kills it you owe me and Astro 10 bucks
TheSovietPr0duct > No you guys bet with each other. I owe you nothing lol
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Nina
Bodewhin Schwarz > No we Bet you that Surrey would kill it again
TheSovietPr0duct > I never accepted. >>'
Bodewhin Schwarz > You dont have a choice
TheSovietPr0duct > You'll have to take the money from my wallet. :P
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ok
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ill kick you and take your wallet
Captain Astro > /emote will send hash over to rough you up
Captain Astro > and turkey slap you
TheSovietPr0duct > Hash is a fattie..
Bodewhin Schwarz > Psh, hash couldnt knock a pea off a chop
TheSovietPr0duct > I'll roll him down a hill. <3
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > and a pedo
TheSovietPr0duct > Eactly. ANd Bode.. you're a femaile.. you can't kick for shit. :P
TheSovietPr0duct > UNless you get mah balls.. :
Captain Astro > make sure there are no parks n schools at the bottom fo the hill... otherwise you do him a favour
Captain Astro > ahem?
Captain Astro > isnt bode a lesbian, they can hit harder than any man
Bodewhin Schwarz > o
TheSovietPr0duct > >_>
Bodewhin Schwarz > Arent you gay Astro?
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > only on tuesdays
TheSovietPr0duct > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Thokia, you are... SO you are more a woman then I am -.-
Captain Astro > lawl
TheSovietPr0duct > And you cna't bio this because it's on Luke's account HAH!
Bodewhin Schwarz > Yes I can
TheSovietPr0duct > Do it.. I dareyou.
Bodewhin Schwarz > [09:14:40] Thokia > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
TheSovietPr0duct > HEy!
Captain Astro > o/
TheSovietPr0duct > That's cheating!
Captain Astro > win
TheSovietPr0duct > No you can't do that! <<
Bodewhin Schwarz > Well I just did?
TheSovietPr0duct > I really hate lesbians.
TheSovietPr0duct > No you guys bet with each other. I owe you nothing lol
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Nina
Bodewhin Schwarz > No we Bet you that Surrey would kill it again
TheSovietPr0duct > I never accepted. >>'
Bodewhin Schwarz > You dont have a choice
TheSovietPr0duct > You'll have to take the money from my wallet. :P
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ok
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ill kick you and take your wallet
Captain Astro > /emote will send hash over to rough you up
Captain Astro > and turkey slap you
TheSovietPr0duct > Hash is a fattie..
Bodewhin Schwarz > Psh, hash couldnt knock a pea off a chop
TheSovietPr0duct > I'll roll him down a hill. <3
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > and a pedo
TheSovietPr0duct > Eactly. ANd Bode.. you're a femaile.. you can't kick for shit. :P
TheSovietPr0duct > UNless you get mah balls.. :
Captain Astro > make sure there are no parks n schools at the bottom fo the hill... otherwise you do him a favour
Captain Astro > ahem?
Captain Astro > isnt bode a lesbian, they can hit harder than any man
Bodewhin Schwarz > o
TheSovietPr0duct > >_>
Bodewhin Schwarz > Arent you gay Astro?
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > only on tuesdays
TheSovietPr0duct > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Thokia, you are... SO you are more a woman then I am -.-
Captain Astro > lawl
TheSovietPr0duct > And you cna't bio this because it's on Luke's account HAH!
Bodewhin Schwarz > Yes I can
TheSovietPr0duct > Do it.. I dareyou.
Bodewhin Schwarz > [09:14:40] Thokia > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
TheSovietPr0duct > HEy!
Captain Astro > o/
TheSovietPr0duct > That's cheating!
Captain Astro > win
TheSovietPr0duct > No you can't do that! <<
Bodewhin Schwarz > Well I just did?
TheSovietPr0duct > I really hate lesbians.
Fatwatai > I find it odd that Anchoring has Charisma as it's secondary attribute.
Fatwatai > Do you have to convince the canisters to stay in place?
Khellias > Yes.
Khellias > Their micro-AIs are very obstinate.
Khellias > I overpower them with my force of personality.
Fatwatai > "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" "....yessir..."
Fatwatai > Do you have to convince the canisters to stay in place?
Khellias > Yes.
Khellias > Their micro-AIs are very obstinate.
Khellias > I overpower them with my force of personality.
Fatwatai > "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" "....yessir..."
AidSpaid: nikee would probably blow his own sister for a fully fitted titan.
nikeeee: Spaid, you DON'T want to know what I'd blow for a fully fitted titan.
nikeeee: Spaid, you DON'T want to know what I'd blow for a fully fitted titan.
Deschenus Maximus > This is going to sound weird... but I actually feel dirty being in high sec, running missions...
Gnarrkilly > you are dirty
Deschenus Maximus > I noes, but that's aspecial kind of dirty
Deschenus Maximus > Teh good kind
Deschenus Maximus > Now, I'm talking the bad kind
Comrade2002 > dirty like the strippers last night
Comrade2002 > ?
Deschenus Maximus > Dirtier
Comrade2002 > wow
Deschenus Maximus > Ye :(
Comrade2002 > i was gonna say something to take this convo to another level, but this time, listened to that voice inside my head....
Gnarrkilly > you are dirty
Deschenus Maximus > I noes, but that's aspecial kind of dirty
Deschenus Maximus > Teh good kind
Deschenus Maximus > Now, I'm talking the bad kind
Comrade2002 > dirty like the strippers last night
Comrade2002 > ?
Deschenus Maximus > Dirtier
Comrade2002 > wow
Deschenus Maximus > Ye :(
Comrade2002 > i was gonna say something to take this convo to another level, but this time, listened to that voice inside my head....
Ivan Wise > x up for friday gang!
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.