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Cygnet Lythanea> So who all has the WoW plague swept up?
EvergreenWings> People here are there.
Cygnet Lythanea> Tell them that if they don't stop it right now, the big bad CEO will crack her whip and have them mining for veldspar for the rest of their unnaturally short lives.
Sham|Work > look, last time I got properly drunk was at my friend's graduation, which ended in me pouring ice cubes down my pants and daring people to kick me in the nuts, then shouting "CAN'T FEEL A THING" in a taunting manner
Proxay > HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Sham|Work > tl;dr I don't drink anymore
StratComm > I think I just set my kitchen on fire
StratComm > brb
G FLY > stfu pirat
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
Ghost Hunter > mom come quick - verone got turned into a TV again
Komisches > I said "waggles it" not "plays with it"
Darius Shakor > so waggling isn't playing?
Komisches > naww Darius
Komisches > haven't you ever heard that song?
Ethidium Bromide > there are songs about waggling your penis?
Komisches > "Does your dick hang low, does it waggle to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie in in a bow"
Ethidium Bromide > ROFL
Komisches > "can you sling it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, does your dick, hang, low?"
Ethidium Bromide > OMG
* Darius Shakor falls off the chair
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Whats the name of that? I'm gonna download it
* Komisches smirks *
Ethidium Bromide > yeah i want that too:)
Demiurge Ialdaboth > Or request it on EVE radio
RichardMartin > [17:22:49] ammella > jebem ti mater
RichardMartin > [17:23:55] ammella > bastard
RichardMartin > [17:24:03] ammella > matherf..
RichardMartin > I think i get the drift
Cal Stantson > Google translate suggests it's Maltese but doesn't know what it means.
Val Erian > i can guess
Val Erian > tho thats the biggest hit
Cal Stantson > The only question is what "jebem" means.
Cal Stantson > Ah, UrbanDictionary has it as fuck your mother in slovenian.
Val Erian > .. I'll call Mum
Val Erian > she wants to date again
Narfolanya Korneshtela > they turned me into a neut
Commander Neon > a newt?
Narfolanya Korneshtela > I got better
wizzard66 > not true throdax. my balls were cut of after having 2 kids. Its custom in holland
Alucartd > :/
wizzard66 > we have a nice party with tea and cookies, and then SNAP, they are gone
Throdax > glad I don't live there
wizzard66 > and then we can finally sing in a boys choire
Saarde > lol
Throdax > don't you mean firls choire?
Throdax > *girls
wizzard66 > i wish
Seiz > i love being the "only" Minmitar :)
Seiz > all ur Caldari types :P
Max Calimaris > lol we love having a pet too :)
Seiz > lol dmamit
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