Daggaroth > oh god. im under attack by an osprey thats repping me at the same time
Daggaroth > i dont know whether to attack back or hug it!
Daggaroth > i dont know whether to attack back or hug it!
Nhaz > you realise that that item you just stole from that can is worth nothing to anyone but me since it was the mission objective?
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Elethe > OH... you missed this yesterday I think
Elethe > http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/3964/
Rei Sara > ...........
Rei Sara > /emote blinks and looks a little bit frightened.
Elethe > Ah.. I see you are glad you did, in fact, miss it
Rei Sara > Not that it matters much now...
Elethe > Misery does indeed love company
Elethe > http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/3964/
Rei Sara > ...........
Rei Sara > /emote blinks and looks a little bit frightened.
Elethe > Ah.. I see you are glad you did, in fact, miss it
Rei Sara > Not that it matters much now...
Elethe > Misery does indeed love company
Wrayeth > Yeah. It would be soooo fucking awesome...except they fucked the web bonus. Yay!
Wrayeth > They'd originally listed a tracking bonus on the bastion module that would've compensated...then removed it almost immediately.
Wrayeth > I was horribly disappointed.
Minerva IV > yeh
Wrayeth > Now it's just got range bonuses, as if people will be using billion-isk marauders in fleet warfare or something.
Wrayeth > Just...WTF.
Minerva IV > im sure someone will try but i know how it will end :P
Wrayeth > Expensively?
Minerva IV > very :P
Minerva IV > oh look a warp in on 100 bastioned marauders, someone brought a salvager right?
Wrayeth> Dammit, I knew I forgot something!
Wrayeth > They'd originally listed a tracking bonus on the bastion module that would've compensated...then removed it almost immediately.
Wrayeth > I was horribly disappointed.
Minerva IV > yeh
Wrayeth > Now it's just got range bonuses, as if people will be using billion-isk marauders in fleet warfare or something.
Wrayeth > Just...WTF.
Minerva IV > im sure someone will try but i know how it will end :P
Wrayeth > Expensively?
Minerva IV > very :P
Minerva IV > oh look a warp in on 100 bastioned marauders, someone brought a salvager right?
Wrayeth> Dammit, I knew I forgot something!
<Dems> the 1600 plate must make it pretty potent
<%xiaodown> much like my sperm.
<cougem> slow and lacking in agility?
<%xiaodown> much like my sperm.
<cougem> slow and lacking in agility?
Kevnok > cotton picking ass licking man titty suger filled fuck tart
Kretin > they your best qualities or another attempt at an insult
Kretin > they your best qualities or another attempt at an insult
NCP Bullet > thats why i always date midgets
NCP Bullet > thier hands make my wang look huge
NCP Bullet > thier hands make my wang look huge
Zell Shadowcast > Furnok did you have sex with that girl yet
Furnok Dorn > no shes being exceptionally emo
Furnok Dorn > apparently some family friend died
Leo McGarry > just tell her your penis is a razor blade
Furnok Dorn > no shes being exceptionally emo
Furnok Dorn > apparently some family friend died
Leo McGarry > just tell her your penis is a razor blade
Ahrotahntee > I figured out how to make instant pudding on the bus
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle