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Gturtle > ignoring the fact morning doesn't have a p in it <_<
Monev TheGale > hey, that was a stright up y[typo
zoro1985 > -_- ;;
Monev TheGale > LIKE THAT ONE
Gturtle > HAHAHAHAarrr
Monev TheGale > hey it's hard to type when you loose both you hands in WWII.
Monev TheGale > i didn't, but it would be hard, i imagine....
Gturtle > HEY MAN
Gturtle > I was in Vietnam
Gturtle > I was there!
Gturtle > Was a nice place, stayed in a good hotel
Monev TheGale > lol
Gturtle > Nice people down there
Gturtle > played some mini-golf
Gturtle > Don't know what the big deal with it is, really
caldicott > omgrawr.net, the problems of tomorrow, today
Jinx Denton > ooh, I just found either a pube or a strand of facial hair in my pizza
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
Fh'ear > I care.
Fh'ear > No wait.
Fh'ear > I'm hungry.
Fh'ear > Sorry, got those muddled up.
Fh'ear > It's kinda like thinking it's love when you know, it just turns out to be gas.
Fh'ear > Easy mistake to make.
Kindakrof > http: //www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1147952233/Insane_Battle_Between_Two_Midgets
Jacob Etienne > see, i hate links like that
Jacob Etienne > takes all the mystery of what youre about to see
Jacob Etienne > if lemonparty was http: //www.fat_old_men_getting_randy.com, noone would click it.
DeathBySight > par, can i store some stuffs in your hanger?
Par'Gellen > why would you want to?
DeathBySight > it wont let me put away my ship :(
Par'Gellen > just grab an empty tab and stick a bm in it labled Death's Stuff
Par'Gellen > if you mix it in my pile I can promise you it will get refined
DeathBySight > lol even if its t2 :P
Par'Gellen > yep
DeathBySight > heh
Captain Krak > u must remanmber, par is a miner
DeathBySight > still he would get more isk if he sold the t2 gyro than refined it :P
Captain Krak > par goes for the minerals
DeathBySight > wtf
Captain Krak > aah, can u smell what the par is refining?
Par'Gellen > I'd be like "Where the hell did this morphite come from?"
CCP Oveur > I like spandex to an unhealthy degree.
Joskken Inx > ok, my Raven blew up
Joskken Inx > the torpedo backfired
Joskken Inx > anyone else try to fire a Doom Torpedo I from a 'Arbalest' Siege Missile Launcher
Draiden Njera > My current plan is to spend a couple weeks relearning the game... and building my funds back up. By then, I'll know what direction I want to go.
Norrin Ellis > You want to be a charitable man providing neutral war relief.
Draiden Njera > I am a charitable man
Draiden Njera > I happily distribute my ammunition supply without a though of what is in it for myself
Norrin Ellis > I guess that makes me Santa Claus, with a drone bay full of happy little elves, spreading holiday cheer to all they encounter.
<aeti> t20: the forum needs more smileys :(
<aeti> like a <3 one
<aeti> :(
<[CRC]Jacques_Archambault> heh
<%t20> would you like a t('_'t) one too ?
<aeti> wtf is that supposed to be?
<Rod> i want one that says WTF? with a handheld sign over it's head and looks really really confuzzled
<Rod> would save me lotsa typing
<aeti> yeah the only one thats been added in ages has been the pirate one :(
<%t20> i'll see what i can do
<Rod> nice
<%t20> but the first one i'm putting in is a "signed" one
<aeti> oooh
<@moocifer> cool
<%t20> unparadoxally followed by a "you've just been ISD'd"
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