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<Viceroy> the odds on me getting pregnant are pretty low
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
EVE System > Channel changed to H-PA29 Local Channel
Potiphar > You missed the fun 5
Potiphar > we just stole a PA dread Very Happy
Very Happy
Noobjuice > what happened?
Noobjuice > nmo fuckin way!
Potiphar > yeah
Noobjuice > how the fuck??
Potiphar > they left it inside a pos with no pw
Noobjuice > lmfao
SengH > LMAO
Aldari Verve > LOLOLOLOLOLOL
SengH > AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aldari Verve > the pos didn't shoot u
anister > you're kidding?
Potiphar > no
Aldari Verve > or you approached in your pod
anister > ...
Potiphar > the pos started shooting the pos
anister > o.m.g
Potiphar > I mean the pos started shooting the dread
Potiphar > and it had warp disruption batteries
Potiphar > but we warped in a fleet of t1 frigs
Potiphar > and got it out
Aldari Verve > nice
Aldari Verve > they will be pissed
Potiphar > yeah
Aldari Verve > did u fraps it?
Potiphar > yeah
Potiphar > the'll be a movie I think
Aldari Verve > lol nice
Potiphar > oh, and we took bkg
Noobjuice > that's the funniest shit i've heard in hours Very Happy
Aldari Verve > i sure as hell hope so
RoadTrash > did you leave a can telling them thanks for the Dread?
Potiphar > no, they'll have to wait for the movie Very Happy
Theo Samaritan > ste: prepare to be very bored if you end up in large scale fleet fights
Zedald > why bored?
Ste Weiss > not much to do in them
Theo Samaritan > basically its two large fleets waiting for one of them to warp into the other one
Theo Samaritan > this waiting could last hours, days, weeks
Zedald > wow
Zedald > that sounds like constipation
Roemy Schneider > first rule of market manipulation club:
Roemy Schneider > talk A LOT about market manipulation club
Bartul > I went to my first crawfish boil this past summer
Bartul > Had this old cajun teach me how to properly suck the head
Saitone > hi all
Saitone > sorry, was out putting the chickens in and checking on a mother cat with newborn kittens
Archran > i can honestly say that I have never seen that sentenced typed in eve before, and probably never will again
korthan99: I want one of those Athena Monitor setups - 5 40" LCDs running for a max like 22000x2000 resolution =)
korthan99: but I don't have like the 20000 bucks one of those things probably costs =(
karmae: jeebus. how the fuck can you play solitaire on that?
korthan99: lol you can make them seperate monitors too, instead of just one big one - though imagine playing EVE on that O_O
korthan99: superomgwtf widescreen =)
karmae: nah it's for jericho to compose their forum posts
Hellspawn01 > is this the new AFK channel?
Freddaire Shash > afk
fahman dude > /emote afk
Hellspawn01 > well, if you cant defeat them, join ´em. AFK
Seborian > /emote semi afk..
SamuraiTsumo > you're all incompetent morons, as of now i am our supreme leader
Black Pete > ...funny, i've never had a supreme leader that lived in his mom's basement before
SamuraiTsumo > its an attic asshole
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: well yeah. :p some of the marauders are actually pretty cool but it's not exactly on my list..
Symbiotes [-gen-]: not? what a shame...
Symbiotes [-gen-]: everyone should fly the most easily jammed ships in eve obviously...
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