Theo Samaritan > Scotty the docking manager is too obese to reach the panel right now. You must wait 30 seconds for his fat rolls to gain enough momentum to swing him into the docking release.
jih chop > I align to station
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
Talaris EveningStar > omfg.. I couldn't be more lagged if the gods themselves stuck their collective gentinals down my bandwidth
Fang Khan > Wow
Fang Khan > Not sure that particular image would have ever occurred to me
Shaun Murphy > But it seems to imply a considerable degree of lag.
Fang Khan > I concur
Fang Khan > Wow
Fang Khan > Not sure that particular image would have ever occurred to me
Shaun Murphy > But it seems to imply a considerable degree of lag.
Fang Khan > I concur
Elminsters Hat > cause being called master is hawt!
DANGEROUS > LMFAO -
hired goon > should lead an op with meryth in it,
and get her to call you master
hired goon > because with that accent
DANGEROUS > god dam
hired goon > i'd cream on the spot
Elminsters Hat > insta squirt
DANGEROUS > pass that tissue paper
DANGEROUS > LMFAO -
hired goon > should lead an op with meryth in it,
and get her to call you master
hired goon > because with that accent
DANGEROUS > god dam
hired goon > i'd cream on the spot
Elminsters Hat > insta squirt
DANGEROUS > pass that tissue paper
Byrn Daar > I bet you didn't find the cookies hidden in the dark corner tho...
Kayne Darklight > i found cookies in TWO dark corners.....and behind the cereal box in the top cupboard
Byrn Daar > Damn... I spean HOURS looking for those! The ceareal box Eh?
Kayne Darklight > yep, the weetabix box, one of the big ones
Byrn Daar > Damnit, you're a better man than I!
Kayne Darklight > amazing what can be hidden behind those
Kayne Darklight > i have `advanced cookie detection` at level V, and `chocolate chip specialisation IV`
Byrn Daar > hmm... so that's why my Confectionary cloacking device didn't work
Kayne Darklight > yep, your nasal sensor dampening isn`t strong enough
* Byrn Daar starts training advaned covert cookery
Kayne Darklight > make sure you use tech II ingredients
Kayne Darklight > i found cookies in TWO dark corners.....and behind the cereal box in the top cupboard
Byrn Daar > Damn... I spean HOURS looking for those! The ceareal box Eh?
Kayne Darklight > yep, the weetabix box, one of the big ones
Byrn Daar > Damnit, you're a better man than I!
Kayne Darklight > amazing what can be hidden behind those
Kayne Darklight > i have `advanced cookie detection` at level V, and `chocolate chip specialisation IV`
Byrn Daar > hmm... so that's why my Confectionary cloacking device didn't work
Kayne Darklight > yep, your nasal sensor dampening isn`t strong enough
* Byrn Daar starts training advaned covert cookery
Kayne Darklight > make sure you use tech II ingredients
<Comrade> i'd like to have time to play games
<Comrade> *does not include EVE
<Vulor> Eve is not a game
<Xeovar> hehehe
<Xeovar> its a lifestyle ;)
<Comrade> *does not include EVE
<Vulor> Eve is not a game
<Xeovar> hehehe
<Xeovar> its a lifestyle ;)
<ColPenguin> Goons are cannon fodder, not for anybody, but because that's what they are
<ColPenguin> It's like saying a retard is retarded for the free ice cream
<ColPenguin> It's like saying a retard is retarded for the free ice cream
Demoneque Intentions > The Phobos looks fun as hell.
Tritaris Lockwood > the pink dildo
Demoneque Intentions > haha
prothuskus > oh its deffinately a cock
Demoneque Intentions > *click* *whirrrrrrrr* That's the sound of you getting FUCKED at a gate camp by a Phobos!
Tritaris Lockwood > lol
Tritaris Lockwood > the pink dildo
Demoneque Intentions > haha
prothuskus > oh its deffinately a cock
Demoneque Intentions > *click* *whirrrrrrrr* That's the sound of you getting FUCKED at a gate camp by a Phobos!
Tritaris Lockwood > lol
Kajacoai > and in court nicks statement will be " The child was so confused he didn't know which way to run so I hit him"
Jade Constantine > ISD is hungry for news
Jade Constantine > well one thing to realize about these news leaderrs
Jade Constantine > is that you have (as a player) absolutely no control over how its presented
Jade Constantine > I've given interviews of 2000 words to these guys
Jade Constantine > and seen one line quoted
Bacchanalian > So even ISD say "TL:DR" to Jade then :p
Jade Constantine > well one thing to realize about these news leaderrs
Jade Constantine > is that you have (as a player) absolutely no control over how its presented
Jade Constantine > I've given interviews of 2000 words to these guys
Jade Constantine > and seen one line quoted
Bacchanalian > So even ISD say "TL:DR" to Jade then :p