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Rain Kaessinde > Kinky is something weird you do for fun. Perverted is something other people think you shouldn't have fun doing.
Corporal Smackaho > so going to see your in-laws is perverted? lol
DarkestMinion > i like my inlaws - its my wife I can't stand........
128th Avenger > doesnt matter what! you wanna attack helpless haulers
128th Avenger > now come fight something that fires back
Suitonia > in a sec
Suitonia > killing another hauler
Mull'ak > u after a mega i hear nos?
n0sPIG > mega or domi
Mull'ak > i ahve a mega to sell for a fair price
n0sPIG > how fair - might not be fair to the point where i can afford it
Mull'ak > i was hoping for 115
Ben Derindar > mull: lol, not even an apoc goes for that
n0sPIG > what else were you giving for 115mil
n0sPIG > 50 harvesters?
n0sPIG > :P
Mull'ak > a pretty smile
Ben Derindar > haha
Ben Derindar > fair price my bum scrapings ;-)
n0sPIG > lmao
Ben Derindar > lol
Mull'ak > how much are your bum scrapings going for?
GriffBro : Fly mining ships you must not, turn you to the dark side it will.
Tristan Acoma : Thread hijack to discuss whether splitting verb phrases is colloquially OK. Vehement arguments heard on both sides, no conclusions, many downvotes by bystanders.
GriffBro : Mordin, is that you?
Malthooz > EE paid Kouncel to war dec us
Xeaon > i actually convoed them first, offering help
Xeaon > so fuck those guys with a stick
Detrious > a big stick?
Xeaon > yes
Sandzibarr > a big pointy stick..
Xeaon > practically a tree
Sandzibarr > wow
Detrious > with nobs on?
Sandzibarr > that IS big
Malthooz > a big tree with dinosaur shit on the end
Xeaon > so big it has owls nested inside
invaderzim > w/ sharp pointy branches still stuck to it
Xeaon > yes.
Xeaon > fuck them with that
Sandzibarr > wrapped in barbed wire?
Sandzibarr > and grenades
Malthooz > dont forget the dinosaur shit
Sandzibarr > nope we got that malth
invaderzim > and depleted uranium
Malthooz > it's important to have dinosaur shit
Detrious > now this sounds like a plan
Sandzibarr > yes
Xeaon > lol
Sandzibarr > yes it is
Xeaon > best war ever
Ishan Horicas > imagine if you opened your bedroom door and there was a blue whale's penis just about to burst...
Shadow XII > Why my bedroom? Did my mother get it for me?
Shadow XII > "Oh I saw this at the store and thought you'd like it."
AccessA > what're you going to do with 10 heavy nos? :)
Badjakstein > Suck?
* Caryth Mars smiles mysteriously
Blyre > Getting out of my marriage was easier than this conversation
Kua Immortal > how did we get 8 for chemal tech?
Grym > Thank to Drogo
Grym > He's the only one in corp with standings to Chemal Teck
Kua Immortal > yes - but it didnt change to 8 at first i think - i remember you mentioned that
Grym > Yes, it took a while for RSPs standings to climb to Drogos level
Kua Immortal > it's strange - i'd have thought it would be immediate
Kua Immortal > unless he raised it in the last few days?
Grym > No, he was 8+ from the beginning. But I guess it's a slow process.
Kua Immortal > yeah
Kua Immortal > someone had to enter it on the machine in iceland =D
Grym > Probably :)
Kua Immortal > a monkey :p
Kua Immortal > lmao
Kua Immortal > lots of monkeys sitting at typewriters rearranging corp standings
Kua Immortal > freezing their asses off in the iceland winter ;p
Grym > Too cold for monkeys on iceland. Must've been a polar bear. Takes time for them to type with the paws
Kua Immortal > good point
Kua Immortal > or a penguin - they type with their beak - it must be slow
Kua Immortal > also i think penguin typewriter training is quite poor in iceland
Grym > Could be
Kua Immortal > they are seeing their union about it
Kua Immortal > i'm thinking about campaigning for the rights of Icelandic penguin typists - they get a bum deal
Kua Immortal > i think that's silly enough, i'll stop now =D
Grym > Petition!
Kua Immortal > yeah - if we all petition perhaps they will listen :p
thesleeper > and chicks dont dig penguins who cant type
Kua Immortal > yeah ain't it the truth
Kua Immortal > it's bad enough so many female penguins are devoured my walruses
Kua Immortal > i have no zoological proof but it sounds about right :p
thesleeper > meh. fat chicks
Kua Immortal > penguins? hm nah i like a bit of blubber on my penguin
thesleeper > thats cause your igloo doesnt have underfloor heating
Kua Immortal > yeah - i had it in my previous igloo - nuff said really
Danila Vagilov > I had a point
Danila Vagilov > but
Danila Vagilov > it's too short :c
Watarigarasu Kawamura > It'll grow as your mature :p
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