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<Chribba> lmao
<Chribba> To: support@eve-files.com
<Chribba> From: Caden McCann <cmccann@fastmail.fm>
<Chribba> Subject: Thong.jpg
<Chribba> Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:26:44 -0700
<Chribba> To Whom it should concern,
<Chribba> I searched Yahoo images for "thong", and the third/fourth result was
<Chribba> your webpage www.eve-files.com/media/corp/
<Chribba> c-cp/thong.jpg but it appears that this photo has Error 404! which means
<Chribba> that I could not access it, the photo is
<Chribba> 800 x 600. If you could fix the webpage in the next day or send me the
<Chribba> image via email that would be great.
<Chribba> -Anonymous
<Chribba> --
<Chribba> Caden McCann
<Chribba> cmccann@fastmail.fm
<Loxy> what the fuck...
<Loxy> some people are just... odd
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
IzzyChan > This anime is teh best evar
IzzyChan > It has giant robots, boobs, furries, transvestites, and is sponsored by McDonalds
Minerva Vulcan > So I know it's a commercial for a shaving razor... but the motto "make every stroke count" just sounds dirty.
coilex > i spotted him too ... but u where faster. well, good gank
Merc504 > we do what we can
coilex > what was he doing in his thanatos? a mission?
Tim Brewer > ya
coilex > oh well ... then he wanted to be ganked :)
Onyxalia La'fiette > wish granted
FeralShadow > he didn't have much choice in the matter haha
coilex > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > made possible by the make-a-wish pirates
Arcazz> Women have ways of distracting you during missions.
David Darkstar> Yeah, mine's got a great set of smartbombs.
Aduna > if you had a clone of you grown, and it then had a sex change, and you had sex with it; would it be incest or homosexual sex?
Arkanus Malstrom > ggggggggfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Arkanus Malstrom > crap
Arkanus Malstrom > fell asleep on the keyboard
Koronakesh > lol
Nordstern3 > Citizens of Lustrevik, I beseech thee: What shalt my 300th injected skill be?
Nordstern3 > For those is no skillbook called "Sparta".
Cale Agittain > Empire Control !
Nordstern3 > i should have seen that coming
emptydude > omg you should see what some sad git has done in our corp hanger
Kalast Raven > what's that?
emptydude > he's renamed all our ships to the words to the lion king tune
Kalast Raven > lol
emptydude > it looks wicked lol
emptydude > in the jungle
emptydude > the quiet jungle
emptydude > the lion sleeps tonight
Kalast Raven > heh
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