Rain Kaessinde > Kinky is something weird you do for fun. Perverted is something other people think you shouldn't have fun doing.
Corporal Smackaho > so going to see your in-laws is perverted? lol
DarkestMinion > i like my inlaws - its my wife I can't stand........
Corporal Smackaho > so going to see your in-laws is perverted? lol
DarkestMinion > i like my inlaws - its my wife I can't stand........
Beowolf > I have 3 skills PVP industry and bubblegum chewing
Beowolf > and I am all out of bubblegum
panice > thats two more skillz than i have
Beowolf > first you put the gum in your mouth
panice > i got that one .. no worries
Beowolf > #2 similar to acutally eating only you dont swallow
panice > u have that down to an art it appears
Beowolf > step 3 and only if your one of the best
Beowolf > and you have the right implants
Beowolf > they cost 300 billion
Beowolf > Blow bubbles
Beowolf > and no not the guy you share your prison cell with
Beowolf > and I am all out of bubblegum
panice > thats two more skillz than i have
Beowolf > first you put the gum in your mouth
panice > i got that one .. no worries
Beowolf > #2 similar to acutally eating only you dont swallow
panice > u have that down to an art it appears
Beowolf > step 3 and only if your one of the best
Beowolf > and you have the right implants
Beowolf > they cost 300 billion
Beowolf > Blow bubbles
Beowolf > and no not the guy you share your prison cell with
Daniel Jackson > o btw to tell u that most of the people in the chat i was talking about are gay
Daniel Jackson > just to tell u i am not gay
SSG SPANO > well that was some much needed info there danny
Daniel Jackson > i could invite u to that chasst if u want
Daniel Jackson > chat
Daniel Jackson > just to tell u i am not gay
SSG SPANO > well that was some much needed info there danny
Daniel Jackson > i could invite u to that chasst if u want
Daniel Jackson > chat
<Horatio> hmm is it still super lag tastic or do i have to go slap my housemate for downloading movies
<ubi> i bet he's dlding gay porn
<gota> or rather, uploading it
<Horatio> yeah i've sorted it out, she's uploading @ 50kbs so i put a 10kbs limit on her pc
<gota> see how right i was
<Bizarre> is she hot Horatio?
<Horatio> she's a lesbian
<Horatio> so i've asked her to make sure she puts a copy on my shared drive of all that lesbian porn
<ubi> answer the question Horatio
<ubi> is she hot ?
<Horatio> yes
<Bizarre> POST PICS
<Horatio> no
<Bizarre> why not?
<Bizarre> ask her
<Bizarre> maybe she wont mind
<Horatio> cause she's reading what your asking
<Bizarre> tell her Bella is also al esbian
<Bizarre> lesbian even
<Horatio> her exact words are "that bizarre is a freak"
<ubi> i bet he's dlding gay porn
<gota> or rather, uploading it
<Horatio> yeah i've sorted it out, she's uploading @ 50kbs so i put a 10kbs limit on her pc
<gota> see how right i was
<Bizarre> is she hot Horatio?
<Horatio> she's a lesbian
<Horatio> so i've asked her to make sure she puts a copy on my shared drive of all that lesbian porn
<ubi> answer the question Horatio
<ubi> is she hot ?
<Horatio> yes
<Bizarre> POST PICS
<Horatio> no
<Bizarre> why not?
<Bizarre> ask her
<Bizarre> maybe she wont mind
<Horatio> cause she's reading what your asking
<Bizarre> tell her Bella is also al esbian
<Bizarre> lesbian even
<Horatio> her exact words are "that bizarre is a freak"
Paedri Yakati > ok, if u dont answer then ill block u!!!
Paedri Yakati > !!
Paedri Yakati > oh he's not here
Paedri Yakati > !!
Paedri Yakati > oh he's not here
Irias Salo > heh
Irias Salo > 40days tops before I can fly a dread!
Rai Kumaki > I have a feeling that dreads would drive me nuts. I even have times when I think battlecruisers are too big and clumsy
Irias Salo > heh
Irias Salo > I'd hate to see you in a titan then
Rai Kumaki > I'd like try to approach a moon or something, go make tea, come back and see that I've moved about a kilometer and then throw a hissy-fit on the bridge.
Irias Salo > 40days tops before I can fly a dread!
Rai Kumaki > I have a feeling that dreads would drive me nuts. I even have times when I think battlecruisers are too big and clumsy
Irias Salo > heh
Irias Salo > I'd hate to see you in a titan then
Rai Kumaki > I'd like try to approach a moon or something, go make tea, come back and see that I've moved about a kilometer and then throw a hissy-fit on the bridge.
Liam Bryan > ok activate the gate
Tanix > have u encoded the chevrons?
John Quicksilver > What are you talking about?
Tanix > have u never watched stargate sg-1:)
Tanix > on tv
John Quicksilver > Yeh i like worship it but i thought u were talking about an acceleration gate
Liam Bryan > :)
Karn Artimus > as opposed to on the cooker?
acerpower > nice one
Tanix > yes karn as oppsed to the cooker:)
Tanix > have u encoded the chevrons?
John Quicksilver > What are you talking about?
Tanix > have u never watched stargate sg-1:)
Tanix > on tv
John Quicksilver > Yeh i like worship it but i thought u were talking about an acceleration gate
Liam Bryan > :)
Karn Artimus > as opposed to on the cooker?
acerpower > nice one
Tanix > yes karn as oppsed to the cooker:)
<Levin> mostly i dont want to go duel you on a fresh install and new video card
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
Gilligan Zaftig > well im off to dinner now
Preceptor Komier > o/
Gilligan Zaftig > o7
Gilligan Zaftig > wait...
Gilligan Zaftig > u cant salute with ur left hand!
Gilligan Zaftig > 7o
Gilligan Zaftig > do'h
Preceptor Komier > lol
Preceptor Komier > .|..
Gilligan Zaftig > they need a reverse 7
Preceptor Komier > :)
Preceptor Komier > that's my salute
Gilligan Zaftig > lol
Gilligan Zaftig > .|...
Gilligan Zaftig > wait
Gilligan Zaftig > ..|..
Gilligan Zaftig > thats how it goes XD
Preceptor Komier > how many fingers to you have?
Gilligan Zaftig > 5
Gilligan Zaftig > thats 5
Preceptor Komier > really?
Preceptor Komier > must be hard to do anything
Preceptor Komier > not having a thumb
Preceptor Komier > XD
Gilligan Zaftig > -.-
Gilligan Zaftig > 5 fingers including thumb
Preceptor Komier > ok
Gilligan Zaftig > thumbs a finger
Preceptor Komier > now pretend you are flipping someone the bird
Preceptor Komier > where's your thumb?
Gilligan Zaftig > really PK?
Preceptor Komier > it's not next to your index finger
Preceptor Komier > XD
Gilligan Zaftig > my thumbs fine, urs must be up ur ass
Preceptor Komier > o/
Gilligan Zaftig > o7
Gilligan Zaftig > wait...
Gilligan Zaftig > u cant salute with ur left hand!
Gilligan Zaftig > 7o
Gilligan Zaftig > do'h
Preceptor Komier > lol
Preceptor Komier > .|..
Gilligan Zaftig > they need a reverse 7
Preceptor Komier > :)
Preceptor Komier > that's my salute
Gilligan Zaftig > lol
Gilligan Zaftig > .|...
Gilligan Zaftig > wait
Gilligan Zaftig > ..|..
Gilligan Zaftig > thats how it goes XD
Preceptor Komier > how many fingers to you have?
Gilligan Zaftig > 5
Gilligan Zaftig > thats 5
Preceptor Komier > really?
Preceptor Komier > must be hard to do anything
Preceptor Komier > not having a thumb
Preceptor Komier > XD
Gilligan Zaftig > -.-
Gilligan Zaftig > 5 fingers including thumb
Preceptor Komier > ok
Gilligan Zaftig > thumbs a finger
Preceptor Komier > now pretend you are flipping someone the bird
Preceptor Komier > where's your thumb?
Gilligan Zaftig > really PK?
Preceptor Komier > it's not next to your index finger
Preceptor Komier > XD
Gilligan Zaftig > my thumbs fine, urs must be up ur ass
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0