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Amy Homolak > my daughter's bofriend has been visiting once a week, my hand guns have never been so clean
Amy Homolak > every time he comes over i bring them out and clean them
Amy Homolak > i think it works, he brought my wife a rose on valentines
Ava Starfire > We need a piglet and a body condom
Ruslik026 > <url=showinfo:1379//1033281511>Ella Meer</url> hey you where fuckin baby?))
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass
Nirvy > you lost me kal
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish

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Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..

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Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
GovinatorofCalifornia > i am also a narcaleptyic skitzo patient
GovinatorofCalifornia > and own a penguin named fluffy
GovinatorofCalifornia > and enjoy long walks on the beech and im also turned on by dragons or medievel roleplay
ereshgikal [tfn..]: pidgin is recommended by the Dalai Llama
vatueil: i have used it for years
Mjollnir Arcote [PRAX]: the dalai llama's a whore, he'll put his name on anything
Soljr > i am coming 2 kill u.
Meridie > Killing? :(
Meridie > I don't know if I should call a doctor or my mom
Soljr > Call your dry cleaner
Deimos Barret > T' Elk > my wife has 2 low slots 2 meds, and 1 high :0
Pen Cap > i'm wondering now what the rigs would be
Deimos Barret > core capacitor safeguards
Twin Turbo > yay finally got electronics upgrades 5
Twin Turbo > Now to do cloaking
Twin Turbo > and such
Rock Vixen > You mean electronics 5 right?
Twin Turbo > .........
Twin Turbo > godfuckingdamnit
Rodge > we have not one, but TWO Molle posts in our alliance mailbox atm! ;)
Azia Burgi > sirmolle > omfg! we got pwned!!!111
Azia Burgi > sirmolle > MINE FASTER NUBS!!!!11!!!1111
Rodge > lol az
SE10 > lol
Azia Burgi > and you can tell him i said that
Azia Burgi > i ain't scared of him
Azia Burgi > he'll be mining for ASCN in 6months, mark my words
Rodge > stranger things have happened.... :)
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