Ogdru Jahad > i used to be bisexual. then the hookers raised the prices so i stopped buying sex
Edbert > hed status?
H'wi Noree > just above the neck
H'wi Noree > just above the neck
Malcolm Gerhardt > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malcolm Gerhardt > Jenna Jameson removed her implants.
Romulan59 > your alt?
Malcolm Gerhardt > ...the porn star....
Romulan59 > ahhh, lol
Micrihael Smith > advantage of miners / fighters
Micrihael Smith > we can stay nourished!
Arocius > hehe, hisec miners at least
Arocius > parket in Itamo
Micrihael Smith > lol - you at a drive-thru in your Mackinaw???
Arocius > yes
Micrihael Smith > did you try to pull the waitress as she roller-skated your order over?
Arocius > tractor beam
Micrihael Smith > that smacks of desperation
Arocius > nah, she was already attracted to my large harvester
Micrihael Smith > we can stay nourished!
Arocius > hehe, hisec miners at least
Arocius > parket in Itamo
Micrihael Smith > lol - you at a drive-thru in your Mackinaw???
Arocius > yes
Micrihael Smith > did you try to pull the waitress as she roller-skated your order over?
Arocius > tractor beam
Micrihael Smith > that smacks of desperation
Arocius > nah, she was already attracted to my large harvester
Prince Lorien > i curious, you gys were typing in russian, how do you switch between english and russian letters like that?
Shoushpancheeck > we have two keyboards
Prince Lorien > oh cool, that simple eh
Shoushpancheeck > we have two keyboards
Prince Lorien > oh cool, that simple eh
Entity > I'd NEVER do that! (except maybe for the butt stabbing)
Tityana > my ass is nicer than that
Tityana > tut tut
Entity > are you cute?
Tityana > very
Entity > male?
Tityana > no
Entity > well then you dont qualify
Tityana > my ass is nicer than that
Tityana > tut tut
Entity > are you cute?
Tityana > very
Entity > male?
Tityana > no
Entity > well then you dont qualify
Screaming Blade > Get this, i was in a POS bash once and peaches goes "Hey hun..WHOA WTF..ohh thats nice..." and then the sound of bed squeaking and the like...i heard him yell doomsday...
Thao Bodh > thats usually a dead give away something else has their attention
Screaming Blade > The moral of this is to turn off voice activation
Thao Bodh > thats usually a dead give away something else has their attention
Screaming Blade > The moral of this is to turn off voice activation
Noxious89123 > how big is a dread sig radius with a mwd? :D
Jal Sireyl > I think there are planets with smaller sig radii.
Jal Sireyl > I think there are planets with smaller sig radii.
Commander Tork > do you think it is possible to cuddle a kangaroo?
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Zerokilla85 > i dont want a missile up my ass from u
Drago Katsov > i don't use missiles
Drago Katsov > contrary to the Caldariness
Drago Katsov > i am teh Amarrian master o/
Zerokilla85 > lol
Zerokilla85 > ok i dont want a powerful beam up my ass
Sanctus Gabriel > thats not what the graffiti on the toilet wall says
Drago Katsov > i don't use missiles
Drago Katsov > contrary to the Caldariness
Drago Katsov > i am teh Amarrian master o/
Zerokilla85 > lol
Zerokilla85 > ok i dont want a powerful beam up my ass
Sanctus Gabriel > thats not what the graffiti on the toilet wall says