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Cinnander: How much does a 1400 scout go for
@HellGremlin: 30-40m or so
Cinnander: dual 650 prototype? :s
@HellGremlin: I dunno, 5-10?
Cinnander: I'm clueless when it comes to projectiles
@HellGremlin: That means you're qualified to get a job at CCP
Syfa > OH GOD FURCADIA THE MEMORIES THEY HURT
Syfa > FUCK!
Milo Caman > What?
Syfa > I went to work a shift over at another store for a manager I know... and they had this... well really fat weaboo girl
Syfa > Who decided that I *must* like her, because I like anime
Syfa > So, she was telling me *ALL* about herself
Syfa > And then she drops the fucking nuke
Syfa > "So, have you heard of furcadia or furries before"
Syfa > GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN!
Milo Caman > Reaction at time?
Syfa > Tried to find the can of air-freshener I saw earlier
Syfa > cause I know that shit makes *amazing* impromptu flamethrower
Syfa > I think she hid it
Comnena > why does this stupid agent always offer me charisma implants
Nekora > because he thinks your attitude sucks?
Lardarz B'stard > OMG THEY HAVENT REMODELLED ASTEROIDS
Arkanus Malstrom > ggggggggfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Arkanus Malstrom > crap
Arkanus Malstrom > fell asleep on the keyboard
Koronakesh > lol
Herra B > oh my friggin god, i think i've made a terrible mistake
Herra B > so horrible im not sure what to do
Zeron Zeth > you had sex with your best friends sister ?
Herra B > no, zandra zeth :p
Zeron Zeth > lol
SupaFlyTNT > lol
Herra B > i just realized i joined an anti-pirate corp
<&Oneiromancer> The servers don't run on money
<&Oneiromancer> They run on carebear tears
Allan Scott > eom look like amarr, but taste like caldari
Lucius Kanon > calamari?
Caellach Marellus > I tend to take breaks when my right hand begs for a bowl of ice
talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO
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