Gorack > Atandros likes hairy women in g-strings
Atandros > No, I -AM- one. A perhaps subtle, but important difference.
Atandros > Although that depends on your definition of woman, but I think I would fit into most (if you will excuse the rather crass pun).
* Atandros jiggles his breasts.
Lomong > So Atandros is a narcissist? What else is new?
Lallara Zhuul > oh gawd, somehow I feel lucky that I never visit la maison
Atandros > Oh /honey/.
* Lallara Zhuul screams and hides under the bed.
Dust Angel > This is why i never go to la maison
Atandros > No, I -AM- one. A perhaps subtle, but important difference.
Atandros > Although that depends on your definition of woman, but I think I would fit into most (if you will excuse the rather crass pun).
* Atandros jiggles his breasts.
Lomong > So Atandros is a narcissist? What else is new?
Lallara Zhuul > oh gawd, somehow I feel lucky that I never visit la maison
Atandros > Oh /honey/.
* Lallara Zhuul screams and hides under the bed.
Dust Angel > This is why i never go to la maison
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
omigir: if i were a puppy...
omigir: i would be the retarted one that always ate the box
omigir: i would be the retarted one that always ate the box
Ticondrius > The "stealth" bombers are stealthy because no one uses them
<[var]wrk> my boss is standing over my desktop, when my laptop next to it beeps "Skill Training Completed"
<ToAsT> you should have said "I'm ready for that raise now"
<ToAsT> you should have said "I'm ready for that raise now"
EVE System > Channel changed to Bei Local Channel
Angelic Berserk > everyone to safe, theres carrier in system
Angelic Berserk > oh wrong window....
Angelic Berserk > .... and wrong local
Angelic Berserk > everyone to safe, theres carrier in system
Angelic Berserk > oh wrong window....
Angelic Berserk > .... and wrong local
<NeoMorph> I cant figure out why I'm getting random picture breakups after demuxing the vid track. I got a feeling its the editor thats causing it
* Sassinak points and laughs at kayo
<NeoMorph> ooops... wrong channel
<NeoMorph> sorry
<Sassinak> BAN PLS
* NeoMorph blushes
* NeoMorph was kicked by nebulai (bannnnned! ;[)
* Sassinak points and laughs at kayo
<NeoMorph> ooops... wrong channel
<NeoMorph> sorry
<Sassinak> BAN PLS
* NeoMorph blushes
* NeoMorph was kicked by nebulai (bannnnned! ;[)
NobodyHolme > Can I borrow a dunce hat?
Otto vonTueftelstein > they're part of the corp welcome package
NobodyHolme > Mine was in the harby I flew into a nullsec camp like a lemming on my first day in corp
Otto vonTueftelstein > awesome show of forethought
Otto vonTueftelstein > they're part of the corp welcome package
NobodyHolme > Mine was in the harby I flew into a nullsec camp like a lemming on my first day in corp
Otto vonTueftelstein > awesome show of forethought
Andreas Kallesoee > why am i still shaking?
CEO Pyrex > adrenaline?
Andreas Kallesoee > proberbly
Murphy > low blood sugar?
Murphy > ran out of smokes?
CEO Pyrex > not enough ketamine?
Andreas Kallesoee > i dont smoke and i have chokolate chip cookies
Ben Derindar > earthquake?
Andreas Kallesoee > lol
CEO Pyrex > adrenaline?
Andreas Kallesoee > proberbly
Murphy > low blood sugar?
Murphy > ran out of smokes?
CEO Pyrex > not enough ketamine?
Andreas Kallesoee > i dont smoke and i have chokolate chip cookies
Ben Derindar > earthquake?
Andreas Kallesoee > lol
DarkBloodRain > Akash Thakur > Can anyone explain something to me? I'm on a mission where the tutorial says there's supposed to be accel gates
Akash Thakur > there's nothing here but empty space, nothing with probes or scanners. I don't really know what to do...
Biggus Tankus > Have you made sure you accepted the mission?
Akash Thakur > now i feel like an ass >.>
DarkBloodRain > RAWR
Fast Eddie > Welcome to Eve. :)
Akash Thakur > there's nothing here but empty space, nothing with probes or scanners. I don't really know what to do...
Biggus Tankus > Have you made sure you accepted the mission?
Akash Thakur > now i feel like an ass >.>
DarkBloodRain > RAWR
Fast Eddie > Welcome to Eve. :)