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Alphalfa > gonna go cream in a pillow
Da Kid > oh... wait
Da Kid > ffs
Alphalfa > scream*
Catharine Jacobs > o sry
Catharine Jacobs > wrong window
Catharine Jacobs > damn could you believe i was writing "sry, wrong window" in the wrong window???
Heintron > nice one ;)
Iweafo > what's a good ship for a trader?
Korban Kill > badger
MrRosmo > badgerbadgerbadger....badgerbadgerbadger... :D
Korban Kill > badger mark II
Aquillar > MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Thundercat Doom > /emote burps, vomits a little as he burps, swallows it back down since it would be gross to spit.
Aquillar > doom-burps? or is the doom part of your name? too lazy to check the local list
Thundercat Doom > Part of my name, sir Laziness, lol.
Aquillar > Well, you've coined my newest term. The Doom Burp
Thundercat Doom > Check that, take away the sir. :P
Thundercat Doom > Nice ring to it, eh?
Aquillar > scary

K5Project > arv sac or vaga
Arvald > put the sac on the vaga
Arvald > and thrust
Machiavellian Blight > arghhhhhhhhhh
Machiavellian Blight > rubbed my eyes..
Machiavellian Blight > just been cutting chili..
Xela Dioved > that burns.
Xela Dioved > though you probably can't read this right now.
Machiavellian Blight > No...
Klezmer > Tired of flying those shiny Amarr, Gallente and Caldari ships? Want to know what it's like to pilot the BEST of the Minmatar fleet? Don't waste time crosstraining, simply set all graphics settings to low.
<Ak-Gara> pe·nis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pns)
<Ak-Gara> n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
<Ak-Gara> dictionary.com says it's penises
<Ak-Gara> hmm, if you removed the s and added ii, it would be peniii
<YourMomma> ehm.... wow
<Levin> ok
<Levin> so what?
<Ak-Gara> you're meant to remove the s when adding ii
<Adjudicator> or if you moved 1 i infront of the e and removed the other i's it be PIE
<Levin> YES!
<Levin> so we can infer that pie are dicks
Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Rocannon34 > in 20 minutes I have to go pickup my chinese food delivery
MuttonChops III > doesn't sound much like delivery to me
Glacier > in 20 minutes, I'll have food ready :)
Florio > should have fitted a tractor beam
Grismar > don't do that stripper routine though, last
newbie you tried that on is still hiding out in Curse
Stedd Tallstagg > hehe
xHoodx > actually he is out there mining for me after I
enslaved his mind with my stripping
Grismar > making him pay a few 100M for the whole
routine on holoreels, are you?
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