aLinix > yo dawg! i heard u liek to report hostiles, so we put a hostile in ur car so u can report while u drive!
Dev Corland > *coughwe'reat14kcough*
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
Lazarus Stone > If you feel this answer is not satisfactory, you are welcome to request that your petition be escalated.
PhatBoy > :-)
Batar Fireheart > escalate this
Lazarus Stone > look i even did it without moving my lips this time!
Batar Fireheart > ..I.. o ..I..
Lazarus Stone > goal!
Lazarus Stone > er... wait a min...
Lazarus Stone > you bastard!
PhatBoy > :-)
Batar Fireheart > escalate this
Lazarus Stone > look i even did it without moving my lips this time!
Batar Fireheart > ..I.. o ..I..
Lazarus Stone > goal!
Lazarus Stone > er... wait a min...
Lazarus Stone > you bastard!
Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
<%t20> well, i think you should always ransom someone when you pop his ship
<%t20> but that's just me trying to make a living
<GeromeDoutrande> you could try escrow scams
<%t20> i have dignity
<%t20> but that's just me trying to make a living
<GeromeDoutrande> you could try escrow scams
<%t20> i have dignity
BeanBagKing > this is probably one of the worst quick safes I've ever created, I could watch the gate with a good pair of binoculars....
Perastis > laptop + wifi + toilet = woo
Teflon Blade > crap player then
Teflon Blade > crap player then
Cyther > for some strange reason, I have come to the realization that eve is lacking a civilian missile launcher
Sphalerite > proof tat CCP hats Cadari!!!11!
Sphalerite > proof tat CCP hats Cadari!!!11!
Lu Yan > wow, never seen so many in onne at once
Lu Yan > what is this, a pirate orgy?
Kalbin > I love orgy!
* Kalbin orgies away
Lu Yan > what is this, a pirate orgy?
Kalbin > I love orgy!
* Kalbin orgies away
<[DAMOB]Flee> I'm currently wearing a shirt bought for me by Galanodel/Lilin
<[DAMOB]Flee> http://www.errorwear.com/huge-bsod95.html
<Vegeta> Hey
<Vegeta> I know you
<Vegeta> You're the guy on that pic
<[DAMOB]Flee> ?
<[DAMOB]Flee> what pic?
<Vegeta> "I use a UNIX OS, I get laid about as often as I have to reboot my computer"
<[DAMOB]Flee> I don't have a shirt that says that
<Levin> LOL
<[DAMOB]Flee> http://www.errorwear.com/huge-bsod95.html
<Vegeta> Hey
<Vegeta> I know you
<Vegeta> You're the guy on that pic
<[DAMOB]Flee> ?
<[DAMOB]Flee> what pic?
<Vegeta> "I use a UNIX OS, I get laid about as often as I have to reboot my computer"
<[DAMOB]Flee> I don't have a shirt that says that
<Levin> LOL