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inSpirAcy > when Ambulation arrives, you can spend the time mooning your alliance mates
* DJ_Fizzle has quit IRC (Quit: You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.)
<Kayosoni> I haven't been a virgin for around a month now...
Quinn Oron [prax]: Yeah, I really should invest in a proper one and not one of those windups.
Quinn Oron [prax]: You know, the ones you have to massage vigorously to see one inch into front of you.
Zoted > /emote tosses Brujo some beer-rabbit
Brujo Loco > mmm
Brujo Loco > this rabbit tastes funny, and looks so small ... and I dont remember rabbits having such long fine tails
Zoted > eww
Brujo Loco > dont eww me, you the one that threw it at me
Zoted > it's a um.... North American rabbit.
Zoted > they;re just different.
Brujo Loco > ahh k, for a moment I thought it was just a plain sewer rat
Brujo Loco > /emote munches happily
Zoted > oh no no we don't have those here.
Brujo Loco > nice
Brujo Loco > when u come down here Ill give you .. err special rabbits from south america too
Zoted > Oh joy!
Brujo Loco > yes, Im a very good man
Zoted > Do you have interweb there?
Brujo Loco > Nope, we rely on birds and donkeys to get messages across the villages
Zoted > wow so quaint!
Brujo Loco > yeah we even get traveling gypsies coming thru town, they are our only source of entertainment
Father O'Malley > How long does it take to download the patches on "Donkey-up"?
Brujo Loco > depends on the carrot
Zoted > lmao
Zoted > Don;t you get hungry and need to eat the donkeys?
Brujo Loco > no, thats what stray dogs and cats are for duh
PsychoSanta > Use some of that money to buy a set of +4 implants.
Ferocious One > wish i could its my second day
Sagace > where did you get all that isk?
Ferocious One > friend and my dumbass bought some
Sagace > ah
Ferocious One > yup
Ferocious One > money well wasted
Ferocious One > might i add
Sagace > yikes, how much did you buy?
Ferocious One > 500,000,000
Samirol > 0.o
Sagace > *jaw drops*
Samirol > you know you are supporting terrorism right
Ferocious One > really?
Sagace > a half billion?
Xavier XI > /emote runs in and steals Sagace's jaw
Ferocious One > how so?
Samirol > giving money to al queda
Samirol > they macro games for cash
Ferocious One > who said i bought it from al queda?
Ferocious One > oh
Samirol > where did you buy it from
Ferocious One > didnt know that
Samirol > yeah, its really bad
Ferocious One > igxe
Ferocious One > well too late for a refund
Samirol > its estimated 50% of the money used at 9/11 was from gaming sales
Samirol > they had a report come out, it was on the down low so the public didn't get a whiff of it
Ferocious One > well its good to know that
Ferocious One > not that i was gonna get anymore
Samirol > did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Samirol > =P
Ferocious One > nope not much of a trivia person
Samirol > yeah, its not an official english word
PsychoSanta > Sam, now I'm literarally ROFL.
Samirol > ferocious, please tell me you were just going along with it
Ferocious One > but i do know that the "s" section of the dictionary is the biggest
Tristan Acoma[prax]: if we're going for comedy, I'm slapping lasers on the hyp
Aurra Jol [pxin]: ^^
Romandra [srne]: heh, anyone remember when Tri did a cruise/neut/cloak raven fleet for lols?
Romandra [srne]: and then end up killing imperian's titan?
Tristan Acoma[prax]: never understimate what the lethal combiantion of semi-functional retardation, lack of sleep, liquor and a logic-defying belief you're the best damn thing to happen to new eden ever can not accomplish ;)
Jackaemo > can dreadnoughts be used in high sec?
gunnar aztek > no
Sue Thamel > no
Mkah Mvet > jacK ;only if your name is chribba
gunnar aztek > haha yeah
Kiva Cerebus > Veldnaught
Z27a > How much cargo space is 7500 M3?
Mkah Mvet > z2... huh?
gunnar aztek > i'd say about 7500 m3
En'Ki > 7500m3
ISD Tipene > z27a - approximatley 7 thousand 500 meters cubed
[Agony]Kaiman> And here I am remembering the existance of omgrawr...searching for my name....and find that some nice person has quoted me fully out of context 0.0
<corywyn> lol
<[Agony]Kaiman> I hate you all, thank you :p
Arvo Katsuya > Someday you're gonna burn out that social adaptation chip Hamish, and its gonna hurt like hell.
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