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Planktal > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
Zeron Zeth > FREEKIN ELL, FISH FINGERS EVERYWHERE !!!!!!! XS
oodin > loool
Zeron Zeth > sorry bout that...tis teh pills i ave been taking
Zeron Zeth > they aint mine tho, they are me cats
oodin > gimme gimme
Zeron Zeth > /emote gives oodin some catty pills
oodin > /emote starts licking his balls
Zeron Zeth > lol
Zeron Zeth > how many did you take !!?
oodin > none yet
Ric Adburr > Do hipsters dream of eclectic sheep?
Rock Vixen > Why are you in such a good mood?
Augin Soric > You know the kind of diarhea that doesn't hurt when it comes out?
Augin Soric > It's so satisfying.
Augin Soric > oh yeah...
Rock Vixen > :|
* Wrangler (mods@eve-online.com) has joined #eve-radio
<TheEnslaver> omg
<TheEnslaver> hide your threads
Ryuji Hinomura > Someone actually came into my office and expected me to do some work. Geeez! Some people.
Nagash Windsong > lol, the nerve
Ryuji Hinomura > Indeed so, they really ought to realise that EvE is my job.
Nagash Windsong > lol
Ryuji Hinomura > Guess I shall have to educate them about such things.
Nagash Windsong > I tried that at my job, they wern't impressed.
Nagash Windsong > :)
Ryuji Hinomura > Some people.......really.
Nagash Windsong > hehehe
Ryuji Hinomura > Try to show them the wonders of internet gaming technology and all they can do is frown and sigh and be generally unimpressed.
Ryuji Hinomura > Ungrateful sods.
Nagash Windsong > one guy got mad at me because he thinks videogames are for little kids and are anti-social.
Nagash Windsong > I had to explain the concept of mmorg
Nagash Windsong > weird people the previous generation
Ryuji Hinomura > How previous are you talking?
Nagash Windsong > 40-55
Nagash Windsong > the people who thinking working hard will get you somewhere in life
Ryuji Hinomura > Oh......those fools.
Nagash Windsong > ROFL, yep
Ryuji Hinomura > Wasting your time. Most of them can barely work their mobile phones.
Nagash Windsong > yep the same bunch of people who think 3g is a speed.
Nagash Windsong > for air flight
Ryuji Hinomura > It is if it is an impact velocity. Which is the speed their jaws hit the floor at when they find out the kids are having sex.
Nagash Windsong > rofl
Aiyeeta Beaver > I long to have a phobos with a Gist x-type 100mn MWD, the domi overdrives and nanofibers, and those polycarb rigs... and to befriend a claymore master... because I want to bump people with the most phalic ship in eve at 25km/s
SamuraiJack > call it Zealgirls' strapon
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....you, good sir, are an 'effin genius
SamuraiJack > i try :P
wierchas noobhunter > haha and u left system
wierchas noobhunter > /emote to uber and scary
Edith Knighter > dude.. if you want I'll come back in a mo and blow you out of the belt
wierchas noobhunter > why so rude it was just joke lol
wierchas noobhunter > /emote cry and runs awat from lucus
Edith Knighter > because I'm ebil and ruthless
wierchas noobhunter > i feel it
Richard Winters > lol
wierchas noobhunter > he want to come back
wierchas noobhunter > omfg he want it
wierchas noobhunter > !
Richard Winters > u dont want i pop both lol
Edith Knighter > ego returning?
wierchas noobhunter > we are back now
wierchas noobhunter > no must fight
Richard Winters > :D
wierchas noobhunter > noooo
wierchas noobhunter > we kill noobs now
Edith Knighter > about fucking time...
wierchas noobhunter > noooo
wierchas noobhunter > /emote runs few thats was close
wierchas noobhunter > thats was close
wierchas noobhunter > damn i need keep him away till i have isk for gtc
EzekielofGod > cool, incursion in my back door
Carim FalNador > I knew there was a reason I was living in 1v.
Romulus XII > enlighten us :)
Carim FalNador > Less getting trapped in station.
Carim FalNador > More not being able to shoot anything because everything is blue.
Romulus XII > well our new neighbours are quite generous with the ammo :)
Romulus XII > specialy the one thrown our way
Carim FalNador > I don't see much T2 or Faction ammo though.
Carim FalNador > They obviously don't love us that much.
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