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Zomiaen > You'd like to think that I haven't gotten my hand deeper into a girls pants then you have wouldn't you?
Mr Destruct > sisters dont count zom
Copine Callmeknau > Or cousins
Zomiaen > Ye need to be telling that to Marc
Marcathonas > Dude, my hand was so deep, that I was giving her a foot massage.
Mr Destruct > nah marc is brothers
Zomiaen > because she was neither a cousin, sister or family member in any way
Marcathonas > Pet dog eh?
Zomiaen > No, she was human, and quite cute too.
Marcathonas > thinking hard here
Marcathonas > OHHHHH
Marcathonas > your school dinner lady?
Marcathonas > No wait, your babysitter.
Zomiaen > She was also my age.
Zomiaen > Hmm, if I had a babysitter and he was hot, maybe.
Marcathonas > AHAHAHAHAH
Zomiaen > ...
Marcathonas > AHAHHAHAHAHA
Zomiaen > shit
Zomiaen > shit
Marcathonas > owned
Zomiaen > shit
Mr Destruct > lol
Zomiaen > shitshitshit
Marcathonas > TOTALLY FUCKING OWNED
Zomiaen > SHE
Zomiaen > SHEEEEE
Copine Callmeknau > lmao
Copine Callmeknau > hahahaha
Zomiaen > fuck, I will kill you if this ends up in omgrawr
<Cro_Magnus> what I don't get is why people bother with "mm" as a caliber after 1000... I mean... 1400mm, why not call it "Mobile car launcher" and have done with it?
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants
[13:35:23] Cat Cardew > Hey there can anyone tell me where you can get synthetic coffee?
[13:37:53] MAcheTT3 > Synthetic Starbucks.
Jifftoolabah > imp bio bought a shuttle for 88 mil
Impregnator > LOL
Biofilm > shutup!
Biofilm > i'm drunk
Impregnator > rofl ...... really???
Jifftoolabah > lol
Biofilm > fuck off
Biofilm > i feel nsick
Biofilm > *sick
chekerss > 88 million eh?
Biofilm > thats like a full raven
Biofilm > i know :(
Biofilm > oh well
Biofilm > my RR raven FTW
Impregnator > so does yer 88 mill shuttle :P
Biofilm > shut up!
Biofilm > :)
Impregnator > :)
Biofilm > lol
Jifftoolabah > 88mil shuttle can i pop it?
Biofilm > NO!
Impregnator > can i even see it?
Fist1 > /emote cuts off Bioflim from the local bar
Night Epoch > link the shuttle!
Impregnator > never seen an 88 mill shuttle before
Night Epoch > what is its name
Ze'ev Sinraali > <b><url=showinfo:30842>Interbus Shuttle</url></b>
Ze'ev Sinraali > Now you have.
Impregnator > throw out your raven bpo to make room for the shuttle
chekerss > its worth more
Night Epoch > that's one hell of an expensive yellow paint job m8
Marrano Cardosa > only 10 more jumps to go
Ze'ev Sinraali > I got mine for 60 mil. :D
Chrysalis Kashaar > my god
Chrysalis Kashaar > this girl is threatening to cry at the airport when I leave tomorrow
Chrysalis Kashaar > I never had anyone cry when I left
Chrysalis Kashaar > they usually just cry when I arrive
Chrysalis Kashaar > ...
<Captator> youuuuuuuusssss trooooowwwwliiiiiinnnnnnnnnn
* Asestorian slaps Captator around a bit with a large trout
<Captator> Asestorian: did you get the morphological implication of my words?
<Captator> DID YOU
<Captator> i would be impressed if you did
<Asestorian> No, I just assumed you were being dumb.
ShadowandLight > some days i feel like im a counselor at the day camp from hell
Jason Marshall > Gotta keep everyone from circle jerking in the cabins shadow
Jantrit > what happens at gate camp......stays at gate camp
Jed Midnite > My head hurts, this is exactly like trying to explain emails to my mother
Pallidum: Does this mean sel is done with the bio?
Atrisha: it's about time tbh
Pallidum: GASMASKS ON!
Atrisha: MASK ON!
* dire flails
dire: HALP
< minas> seriously though, this shit has a metadata editing page with so many columns that i have to scroll three page widths on a 19" screen
< minas> i bet this is how north korea tortures spies
< minas> 'look at your decadent western software'
< minas> 'if you no add metadata to 50 files in 5 minutes, you get no rice today!'
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