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Dark_Shikari: I just killed a badger with a mushroom
Levin: fuck you
Levin: dont ever mention that fucking flash
Levin: ever
Dark_Shikari: why
Dark_Shikari: It snakes through our brain, mushrooming in our thoughts, until all we think about is badgers.
NTRabbit: levin doesnt like it, so stop badgering him
NTRabbit: we dont want this thing mushrooming out of proportion
Duckeye > know what I learned today? that if you ever stick kleenex into your nose to plug the bleeding while your busy physically doing something, that if you realize that all of a sudden it's not there anymore and you can't find it, it's in your sinus cavity
Duckeye > and then it sits there for 3 days, agitating your sinuses, and you can't breath through your nose, and then all of a sudden you sneeze and you feel a big slimey plug projectile from your nose, and it sticks to the wall
Stitcher > You can fit seven autocannons on a properly configured Loki. The muzzle flare from each of these guns is longer than the ship, which means you wind up flying an angry ball of GUN. I think it's safe to say that this is the essence of minmatar ship. there is more gun than cruiser. It is apparently held together by SleeperTech chewing gum and pleading. The hell with duct tape, they've apparently decided that all they need to get the ship to stay in one piece is to be completely batfuck insane.
Virtuozzo > damn keyboard
* Devoras2 reprimads Virts keyboard
Grimpak > I want a hollo-keyboard =|
Grimpak > a hollo-screen too
* Virtuozzo wants a voice activated and controlled eve, and a secretary with a juicy voice to do that for me
Grimpak > and a photonic quad core cpu
Grimpak > and I want 2 of those secretaries =)
Devoras2 > may i recommend a holo life as well?
Grimpak > ...but not for eve
Virtuozzo > current secretary sucks
Virtuozzo > oh ffs
Virtuozzo > that came out wrong
Grimpak > =D
Barek Ironfist > lmao
Jiks > :)
Virtuozzo > I didn't mean that, you bunch of perverts
Bombaman > how did that come out wrong
Bombaman > that came out quite fine for most of us
Virtuozzo > omg Bomba
Grimpak > it is or it is not true that secretaries suck? =)
Virtuozzo > bah, you know what I meant ^^
Usagi Tsukino > Gallente Navy Fleet Colonel Insignia II
Usagi Tsukino > I didn't know Navy officers came in T2 variety
<Snipergod87_CK> wodner if u can use frigates (the big ones that are coming out) for in system trade runs
<Levin> ...
<Levin> frigates?
<Snipergod87_CK> yeah
<Snipergod87_CK> havent u seem them
<Levin> erm no
<Levin> ive seen the new FREIGHTERS
<Snipergod87_CK> lemmie get link
<Snipergod87_CK> yeah
<Snipergod87_CK> thats ut
<Snipergod87_CK> lol
<Levin> -.-
<Snipergod87_CK> freighters
<Snipergod87_CK> both start with f
<&Rhaegar|really_afk> lols
<Levin> yes
<Levin> i can see how that would be confusing
QTab > oh blissfull release brought on by illegally obtained pain meds
QTab > up yours you wanker docs hur hur hur
QTab > oh crap ... I may have taken a tad too much ... I feel a little stoned
Ace MacRou > lol
QTab > for fututure referent ..... lets not mix opiades with thc's
Ace MacRou > be careful m8 =)
QTab > oh damn .... I'm not just a little stoned .... I'm blitzzed
QTab > and I'm going to need to be on these tomorrow while driving for abotu 6 hours or so
Ace MacRou > hmm.. not good
QTab > /emote makes a note for tomorrow .... eeniee teeniee dozes
Ace MacRou > or nothing at all xD
QTab > no trust me .... I'm not going to be able to driwe without them
Ace MacRou > hehe
QTab > 's just a question of taking enought edge off without taking away my ability to trive'
QTab > I'm just truing to empty sily's and I can barely keep up woth whats on my mpnitor atm
QTab > if I dodn't know ezaxly where what dilo os I wouldnð't be able to do it at all
Ace MacRou > haha.. your typing reflects your mentale situation atm xD
QTab > oh god I frrl so food atm ..... bo pani at akk
Ace MacRou > go sort out the food.. log off eve.. then go and sleep
Ace MacRou > it'll do you good
QTab > yeah sprru mu fingers are apaarently slurring .... thunk i'ts cuz I'm not really feeling where the markings are on f and j so I'm proææy all over
Ace MacRou > i can see that
QTab > food <br>I canpt be ardrt ro gefet pit of bed wiyh this soer oftush atm
QTab > wannt sine porn and a wakn anf psdd out
QTab > nn fuya
Ace MacRou > nn
QTab > nn fuys
QTab > g
QTab > gggg
QTab > fkr
Ace MacRou > good night
Ace MacRou > ?
QTab > ok nn
Naverum > why is everyone targetting me? =/
Kidymkus > because Naverum means 'target me' in swahili
Galliana Foresta > y helo thar homos
matrix666 > y heelo
Luciouss > ey
Galliana Foresta > what's shakin?
Luciouss > same 'ole
Ammoh > word up dawg
Galliana Foresta > haha
Galliana Foresta > latest trinity bug.. evading concord with blackops
Ammoh > yeah i saw that
Ammoh > funny shit
Galliana Foresta > Surely they envisaged people using it like that when they designed it.
Galliana Foresta > Make a mod that allows you to cyno out of hisec.. great idea guys! Wait, won't people just kill folks randomly then cyno out? Nahh, that would be haxploits. Nobody would do that. Orly? Yarly. K, it stays then. Yey!
Galliana Foresta > 1 month later...
Galliana Foresta > Hay gaiz, people are using the blackops to kill people in hisec then cyno out. Orly? No wais! Yarly! NERF!
[+Gunnar_Aztek] what is isk farming anyways ?
[+Gunnar_Aztek] mining a lot of ore ?
[+Mud_Pandemonium] Well.
[+Mud_Pandemonium] You buy a large tract of land.
[+Mud_Pandemonium] You work the soil.
[+Mud_Pandemonium] Now, there is various ISKs.
[+Gunnar_Aztek] lol
[+Mud_Pandemonium] You can have free-range ISKs, where you put them in the field.
[+Mud_Pandemonium] And allow them to graze.
[+Mud_Pandemonium] Or you can keep them penned and feed them.
[+Gunnar_Aztek] hehehehe
[+Gunnar_Aztek] not what i expected ;)
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