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<@The_Vince> lol wife home
<@The_Vince> grabs my cc and off again
<@The_Vince> i mean wtf
<@The_Vince> she better bring beer
<@voodoo> or a sexy outfit
<@The_Vince> beer
<@Sprak> he only wants the beer -_-
<@Sprak> beer doesn't want to "talk" after you're finished with it
<Gomez_Chou> but that would require forethought
<Tyrrax-Thorrk> oh, nvm then
<Zylatis> yeh thinking hurts my liver
<Gomez_Chou> that's drinking.
<Gomez_Chou> drinking hurts your liver.
Scorpio Dantes > Karl, darling! I almost thought I would see you undock tonight! Those bedsores from sitting in the station bar must be getting sore!
Sakura Nihil > why the silence?
Sakura Nihil > don't you love us as much as we love you?
Scorpio Dantes > I know they love us! Why else would they be here waiting for us?
Scorpio Dantes > Every night - here they are!
Scorpio Dantes > It's like showing up late for the prom and only the ugly girls are left!
Gaunty > whos idea was it to design the thorax to look like a huge penis when your looking down on it
Cassy Dark > a lonely programer?
ElGuapo > anyhting going on?
ElGuapo > is anyone even reading this?
ElGuapo > why is there an echo in here?
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > any I just talking to myself?
ElGuapo > no I couldnt be talking to myself only crazy ppl talk to themselves
ElGuapo > surely I am not crazy right?
ElGuapo > ofcourse you arent crazy
ElGuapo > well good thats a relief
ElGuapo > I would hate for something like that to be true
ElGuapo > why would anyone have a reason to call you crazy? just because you talk to yourself?
ElGuapo > but I dont talk to myself do I?
ElGuapo > maybe you do and maybe you dont
ElGuapo > no I know I am talking to somone else
ElGuapo > who is it then?
ElGuapo > how should I know? I am on the internet. There are millions of ppl all logged on
ElGuapo > then name one person
ElGuapo > how should I know their names? Thats one of the nice things about the internet
ElGuapo > you dont sound so sure of yourself there
ElGuapo > ofcourse I am sure what kind of silly question is that?
ElGuapo > well I think I am sure arent I
ElGuapo > you tell yourself whatever helps you to sleep at night
ElGuapo > oh crap maybe I really am going crazy
ElGuapo > hey what is that naga ship doing over there
ElGuapo > he is laughing at me
ElGuapo > STOP LAUGHING AT ME
ElGuapo > if you dont stop I will give you a reason to stop
ElGuapo > ahhh lovely padded room
ElGuapo > all to myself
ElGuapo > no one here to bother me at all
ElGuapo > I just get to sit here hugging myself in this comfy jacket all day lo9ng
* Ebedar increases ElGuapo's medication
Arkanus Malstrom > ggggggggfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Arkanus Malstrom > crap
Arkanus Malstrom > fell asleep on the keyboard
Koronakesh > lol
<Sharkbait> i'm not allowed to comment on your stupidity. so just assume i'm thinking yes for now
Picea > -1 condor wife calls
Juliade > wife aggro
Juliade > untankable
Renci Tosh > xD
Juliade > it's like concord
Picea > yep...
Mehashi 'Kho > divorce!
Namsaknoi > fuck man... those rats on gate put me in armor :(
IamPud > picea jump out of commander
Picea > especially if I want to do the -1 clothing later
Juliade > pfahaha
Juliade > Step 1: Cut hole in a box
Renci Tosh > EVE results in +1 couch D:
Caya > maybe u should try to petition your problem
Vladic Valenski > does anybody have bpo for probs ?
Targatta > you want to make problems?
Vladic Valenski > nononononon
Targatta > ah, probes :)
Vladic Valenski > :D
Gaius Kador > i have a recipe for disaster if that helps?
Targatta > rofl
kamikazy priest > yes us amarr must pay for all the min slaves we have! ;)
Umek Dalhari > pay and die
Asaru > graaaarrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks priest himself*
Pinesh > lol, i have about 100 amarr slaves in my tempest, all scrubbing the decks with their toothbrushes
Pinesh > maybe some relatives of you?
kamikazy priest > my min ones are using their tongues ;)
Pinesh > well, mine only have one toothbrush...................................]
Gazon > Sniggerdly pirates, there is no possible way I will fight an Interceptor, a Cruiser and a Battlecruiser...
Ookami San > why not? Rupture could handle them
Asaru > wuss
Erucyll Turon > lol
kamikazy priest > toothbrushes doesnt apply they have only 1 toothbrush
Argonaught > /emote rofl @ local folks
Pinesh > well, 100 slaves = 100 toothbrushes
Pinesh > ^_^
kamikazy priest > well amarr dont brush their teeth anyway ;)
Pinesh > that explains the pained look most of them have
Ookami San > lmao
Pinesh > i thought they were constipated
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