Nkalv > well i only got laid like once every 3 months so when it finnaly happens i all over it
Sir Yiffles > you should visit jita more often, there are people you can pay for that kind of thing
Sir Yiffles > you should visit jita more often, there are people you can pay for that kind of thing
ArmageddonX > My IPod isnt playing my music.... what can i do?
AeolusWind > Armageddonx: Contact Apple Tech Support, this is EVE-Online
AeolusWind > Armageddonx: Contact Apple Tech Support, this is EVE-Online
Gretau Ophidius > got that from the "bondage woman", at least that's what we call her
Teela Belwynn > oh you do do you?
Gretau Ophidius > some people sell roses in bars.. but one night a woman came in with a table full of bondage and discipline gear
Rhumble > *raises eyes*
Celeb'loki > lol
Ggrimreaper > different
Rhumble > *remembers not to be surprised*
Gretau Ophidius > she came up behind me and used the paddle on me.. stroke stroke stroke.. SMACK!
Gretau Ophidius > and I said I GOTTA HAVE THAT!
Celeb'loki > lol
Rhumble > but not in public mum :(
Gretau Ophidius > a friend who was with me kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested, but that wasn't stopping him
Gretau Ophidius > so she asked him to buy her a drink.. then handcuffed him to the bar :)
Gretau Ophidius > putting him out of commission for a while
Teela Belwynn > heheh
Gretau Ophidius > she finally let him go when he was about to wet himself
Celeb'loki > rofl
Ggrimreaper > creul but bloody funny
Gretau Ophidius > was a fun night :)
Teela Belwynn > oh you do do you?
Gretau Ophidius > some people sell roses in bars.. but one night a woman came in with a table full of bondage and discipline gear
Rhumble > *raises eyes*
Celeb'loki > lol
Ggrimreaper > different
Rhumble > *remembers not to be surprised*
Gretau Ophidius > she came up behind me and used the paddle on me.. stroke stroke stroke.. SMACK!
Gretau Ophidius > and I said I GOTTA HAVE THAT!
Celeb'loki > lol
Rhumble > but not in public mum :(
Gretau Ophidius > a friend who was with me kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested, but that wasn't stopping him
Gretau Ophidius > so she asked him to buy her a drink.. then handcuffed him to the bar :)
Gretau Ophidius > putting him out of commission for a while
Teela Belwynn > heheh
Gretau Ophidius > she finally let him go when he was about to wet himself
Celeb'loki > rofl
Ggrimreaper > creul but bloody funny
Gretau Ophidius > was a fun night :)
Govna > do precisions work better vs drones than standard missiles?
Frank Horrigan > Common sense would say, Yes, but Eve sense says, No.
Frank Horrigan > Common sense would say, Yes, but Eve sense says, No.
Micheal Dietrich > 90% of my gf's have been at least a foot shorter than me
Micheal Dietrich > I think it's because I can reach the cupboards
Micheal Dietrich > I think it's because I can reach the cupboards
Ionia > whats the standard low slot setup on a nanophoon?
Treelox > all istabs i believe
Treelox > 1 repper
Ionia > no actual nanos?
Uriel Spelloyal > nanophoon = misnomer
Treelox > not ofen
Ionia > heh i assumed it was a mix
Treelox > it used to be all nano, but when they changed istabs, they name stayed the same
Erfnam > they would have called them iPhoons, but feared trademark infringement
Treelox > lol
Uriel Spelloyal > apple would have happly sued
Treelox > all istabs i believe
Treelox > 1 repper
Ionia > no actual nanos?
Uriel Spelloyal > nanophoon = misnomer
Treelox > not ofen
Ionia > heh i assumed it was a mix
Treelox > it used to be all nano, but when they changed istabs, they name stayed the same
Erfnam > they would have called them iPhoons, but feared trademark infringement
Treelox > lol
Uriel Spelloyal > apple would have happly sued
Edoo > THESE FORUMS ARE PISSING ME OFF
MAXSuicide > WELCOME TO MY WORLD
Hellraiza666 > yes
Hellraiza666 > forums suck now
Hellraiza666 > log in... log out.. in out
Hellraiza666 > and shake it all about
Hellraiza666 > u try to do a post and u log back out
Hellraiza666 > thats what its all about
Hellraiza666 > ooooooo the shitty forums
MAXSuicide > WELCOME TO MY WORLD
Hellraiza666 > yes
Hellraiza666 > forums suck now
Hellraiza666 > log in... log out.. in out
Hellraiza666 > and shake it all about
Hellraiza666 > u try to do a post and u log back out
Hellraiza666 > thats what its all about
Hellraiza666 > ooooooo the shitty forums
Wilk008 > OMG theres no turret slots on drake
Wilk008 > how am i sposed to mine
Wilk008 > how am i sposed to mine
Hitomi Kanzakis > Idk, non-pirates cry a lot when they loose ships :p
Tar Kovsky > ^^ often true
xHoodx > I find this conversation invigourating, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Tar Kovsky > sure... send an email to eve-philosophy@significantconversations.com
xHoodx > on it
xHoodx > do I get the free complementary beer hat?
Ralg > you can subscribe to the newsletter, but you need to give me all your money first
xHoodx > I don't have any money
Nyabinghi > petition it
Ariel Nino > could do that, probably a bug with my wallet
Tar Kovsky > ^^ often true
xHoodx > I find this conversation invigourating, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Tar Kovsky > sure... send an email to eve-philosophy@significantconversations.com
xHoodx > on it
xHoodx > do I get the free complementary beer hat?
Ralg > you can subscribe to the newsletter, but you need to give me all your money first
xHoodx > I don't have any money
Nyabinghi > petition it
Ariel Nino > could do that, probably a bug with my wallet
Aneko > i think these biscuits are a bit stale
Aneko > but proper food would require me to move and go get it
Aneko > but proper food would require me to move and go get it