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Mar Drakar > buying 4 x warp core stabs @ Minmatar Mining Corporation Mineral Reserve station :)
Mar Drakar > 30k each
Mar Drakar > buying 4 x warp core stabs @ Minmatar Mining Corporation Mineral Reserve station :)
Mar Drakar > 30k each
Cadela Fria > Dammit!
Cadela Fria > I broke my G-string fingering a minor :(
Tareen Kashaar > didn't know you wore thongs, boss
Cadela Fria > What?
Cadela Fria > You misunderstand, I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
Tareen Kashaar > omg
Cadela Fria > I was trying to play "Knocking on Heavens Door"
Tareen Kashaar > it sounds even more perverted the second time around
Tareen Kashaar > so you... molest minors and... break... thongs
Tareen Kashaar > brb...
Cadela Fria > I broke my G-string fingering a minor :(
Tareen Kashaar > didn't know you wore thongs, boss
Cadela Fria > What?
Cadela Fria > You misunderstand, I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
Tareen Kashaar > omg
Cadela Fria > I was trying to play "Knocking on Heavens Door"
Tareen Kashaar > it sounds even more perverted the second time around
Tareen Kashaar > so you... molest minors and... break... thongs
Tareen Kashaar > brb...
John Wulf > van hod i asnchor the hangar?
John Wulf > how do i*
John Wulf > how do i*
Space Action > its green
Junk Finger > no - its tangerine
Space Action > SHUT UP YOU GOD DAMN REPUBLICAN
Space Action > IM SICK OF THIS SHIT
instigator01 > democrats suck
Twin Turbo > SILENCE YOU DAMNED CAPITALIST
Twin Turbo > I GROW TIRED OF THIS CRAP
Junk Finger > i grow tired of your crap
Twin Turbo > no you
Space Action > no you
Twin Turbo > no you
Space Action > hyou
Space Action > yu
Space Action > gah
Space Action > i suck
Twin Turbo > victory!
Junk Finger > no - its tangerine
Space Action > SHUT UP YOU GOD DAMN REPUBLICAN
Space Action > IM SICK OF THIS SHIT
instigator01 > democrats suck
Twin Turbo > SILENCE YOU DAMNED CAPITALIST
Twin Turbo > I GROW TIRED OF THIS CRAP
Junk Finger > i grow tired of your crap
Twin Turbo > no you
Space Action > no you
Twin Turbo > no you
Space Action > hyou
Space Action > yu
Space Action > gah
Space Action > i suck
Twin Turbo > victory!
Gorion Wassenar > my car died today
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
Cloora > whats wrong with the car?
Gorion Wassenar > the soliniod is kaput
Cloora > Maybe I can fix it over the internets
Cloora > oh you already know whats wrong
Cloora > nvm
Cloora > Well I'm a Mechanic for a living so if you have any questions ask me
Talaris EveningStar > I have a problem with my car. I can't get it to go.
Cloora > loose nut behind the wheel
Talaris EveningStar > Seriously. I can't turn the key or anything.
Cloora > you cant turn the key in the ignition? Or you turn it and nothing happenes?
Talaris EveningStar > Wait.. You need a key?
Talaris EveningStar > I meant the screwdriver won't make the keyhole turn
Cloora shakes her head
Talaris EveningStar > And the cops, keep arresting me.
Talaris EveningStar > It's frustrating
SpartanAnton > i bet
Talaris EveningStar > They keep saying "Just because they parked in your stall doesn't meant the car is yours."
Talaris EveningStar > But I refuse to believe their lies.
Bill Trader > One of my employees scanned many times the universe. He found many things, but what he never found was a thing called god. Then I've recognized that sometimes incarnations appear called GM by everybody. I'm sure it is an acronym for God Mode. gn
Sayla Misato > Jonny Vicous in Rifter in [system]
Mike Right > where is he?
Brotekk > omg
Brotekk > everyone log off
Tira'tai > we will all die
Brotekk > QUICK LOG
Brotekk > AHHHHH
* Tira'tai fears the rifter of doom
Razorbill > lol
* Aaric Jervai panics
Sayla Misato > waht's so great about a rifter?
* Aaric Jervai runs in circles screaming
* Brotekk self destructs so he cant get ransomed
Tira'tai > grab your towel, and don't panic!111
Sayla Misato > Maybe I shouldn't have reported it....
Sayla Misato > he's gone now....
FreeLancer24 > lmao
Brotekk > Sayla DOCK BEFORE YOU DIE
Brotekk > oh thank god
Sayla Misato > Wha....
Tira'tai > nono, perfectly fine, just the threat level is ... err ... moderate
Sayla Misato > Why must i dock at the first sign of a rifteR?
Aaric Jervai > you might DIE
Tira'tai > because of its doomsday device... very dangerous
Brotekk > DONT SAY IT
Brotekk > WE WILL DIE
Tira'tai > uh, sry
Brotekk > :(
* Tira'tai emote shuts up now
* Sayla Misato wonders who spiked the biogel in their pods....
Mike Right > where is he?
Brotekk > omg
Brotekk > everyone log off
Tira'tai > we will all die
Brotekk > QUICK LOG
Brotekk > AHHHHH
* Tira'tai fears the rifter of doom
Razorbill > lol
* Aaric Jervai panics
Sayla Misato > waht's so great about a rifter?
* Aaric Jervai runs in circles screaming
* Brotekk self destructs so he cant get ransomed
Tira'tai > grab your towel, and don't panic!111
Sayla Misato > Maybe I shouldn't have reported it....
Sayla Misato > he's gone now....
FreeLancer24 > lmao
Brotekk > Sayla DOCK BEFORE YOU DIE
Brotekk > oh thank god
Sayla Misato > Wha....
Tira'tai > nono, perfectly fine, just the threat level is ... err ... moderate
Sayla Misato > Why must i dock at the first sign of a rifteR?
Aaric Jervai > you might DIE
Tira'tai > because of its doomsday device... very dangerous
Brotekk > DONT SAY IT
Brotekk > WE WILL DIE
Tira'tai > uh, sry
Brotekk > :(
* Tira'tai emote shuts up now
* Sayla Misato wonders who spiked the biogel in their pods....
Lake > What's the world cup?
Batilda Yogmoth > yachting
Batilda Yogmoth > yachting
Ishogi > If anyone has time for a silly question, what does one do with a Sansha Electrum Tag ?
Sylla Ravenclaw > i sell them
Vendette Ornay > they are used for agent offers and for the 6th bonus stage of Extravaganza mish i think
Torrus Blatella > I rub them against my nipples and wish for a lepruchaun to bring me gold
Torrus Blatella > or clean my teeth with 'em
Ezekiel Sulastin > ?
Torrus Blatella > but not both at once
Ezekiel Sulastin > scared now
Ishogi > Thanks V ... Torrus, I'm not sure I thank ... but hey
Sylla Ravenclaw > i sell them
Vendette Ornay > they are used for agent offers and for the 6th bonus stage of Extravaganza mish i think
Torrus Blatella > I rub them against my nipples and wish for a lepruchaun to bring me gold
Torrus Blatella > or clean my teeth with 'em
Ezekiel Sulastin > ?
Torrus Blatella > but not both at once
Ezekiel Sulastin > scared now
Ishogi > Thanks V ... Torrus, I'm not sure I thank ... but hey
Leet Al > I have shitty charisma, so I compensate by using 7 heatsinks on my Armageddon