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Artemacus Mailar > I apologise my lady, that was not meant for sensitive ears
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > combat: Mebrithiel Ju'wien begins to jam.... a large gag into Nooey's mouth
Nooey > : 0
Nooey > : |
Selim > by the way, does anyone know if I'd be better off fitting a thermal passive and kinetic passive hardener, or 2 adaptive nanos?
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > whoops
* Mebrithiel Ju'wien takes it out and stuffs it in Art's mouth
* Artemacus Mailar gags on Nooeys saliva still on the
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Hell's Gate > I want to stop downloading porn before we fight .... this movie is was a 8 hour download ... but down to 3 hours now
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
<Carinelle> I got a spam with a heading "You will suprise her with your hulk" I wondr is that tailored to eve players :-P
moveover > do ehsy dry to jump yhrn jump ouy sy yhr lsdy drvonf?
Tamora > mirel have u blocked tido?
mirel yirrin > YEah.
mirel yirrin > I forgot why, though.
Tamora > unblock him
mirel yirrin > I think I owe him money
Tatal Zmeu > how badly do you want it?
Slade Fox > want what?
Tatal Zmeu > the good stuff
Slade Fox > heh?
Karasu Kaizoku > Cake, Pie, etc etc
Tatal Zmeu > so how much?
Slade Fox > cake pie sounds yummy
Tatal Zmeu > no need for the sarcasm
Tatal Zmeu > there is no such thing as cake pie
Tatal Zmeu > otherwise i would have died from a heart attack a long time ago
Slade Fox > karasu said it
Karasu Kaizoku > Indeed, the awesomeness factor would be too awesome my head would explode
Tatal Zmeu > she put a comma
Tatal Zmeu > preventing our heads from exploding
Karasu Kaizoku > This is also very true
Tatal Zmeu > you must be careful of the word cake pie
Slade Fox > why?
Tatal Zmeu > kara just explained it
Karasu Kaizoku > You would make the GM's hungry, thus they would hunt you down with bugs causeing you to lose ships left and right til you kill yourself
Tatal Zmeu > you have no excuse for your ignorance
Karasu Kaizoku > But before that I was told your pod was a twinkie and I want the cream filling :(
Talt Dama > well any decent pvper also knows the limits of his/her ship....
Eagle Extravaganza > well, duuh.
Eagle Extravaganza > what does that have to do with how good the vaga is?
Talt Dama > well even if the ship is good - it will not do any good to you if the frigging adversary chews you
Eagle Extravaganza > Sorry, are you using google translate?
Par'Gellen > wow yeah I was asleep at the wheel there lol
Subspace000 > lol
Subspace000 > go dock and call it a night then Par.
Par'Gellen > cool my cans haven't popped yet. gonna haul and hit the sack
Ox Bellows > haha, you fall asleep par?
Par'Gellen > yeah I have an imprint of several keyboard keys on my forehead
Par'Gellen > and some drool on the desk...
Subspace000 > o.o
Subspace000 > eww
Shiikaku > Gotta get ready for work, and check out what's going on in eve :)
Shikaku > work is for people who cares to much about rl and to little about eve
Shiikaku > Well for those of us that can tell the difference between real money and isk, im sure work isn't so bad.
Shikaku > wOOt for living in a fantasy world!!!
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