<@cougem> at 4am this morning i got a call from another hospital saying they were sending in a patient with a hole in their aorta
<@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off'
<@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off'
Blutreiter > Sidyin
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
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(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P
(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P
FlyingBurrito > what are usually some good things to haul?
Naggeth > Stuff
Larg Kellein > Ass?
Naggeth > Stuffed ass?
Jaxxon Voers > works for me
Jaxxon Voers > eek!
Naggeth > Stuff
Larg Kellein > Ass?
Naggeth > Stuffed ass?
Jaxxon Voers > works for me
Jaxxon Voers > eek!
jih chop > you <i>might</i> get lucky and get a moon in there
Antron Kilren > I mined ice there for a long time
jih chop > but unlikely
Antron Kilren > as a noob slave
jih chop > lol
jih chop > were you freed
jih chop > or did you escape?
Antron Kilren > somebody gave me an article of clothing
Antron Kilren > and I was freed
jih chop > ROFL
Antron Kilren > actually
Antron Kilren > someone gave me a pvp fit
Antron Kilren > and I realized that paying 14.99 a month to mine ice was retarded
Antron Kilren > I mined ice there for a long time
jih chop > but unlikely
Antron Kilren > as a noob slave
jih chop > lol
jih chop > were you freed
jih chop > or did you escape?
Antron Kilren > somebody gave me an article of clothing
Antron Kilren > and I was freed
jih chop > ROFL
Antron Kilren > actually
Antron Kilren > someone gave me a pvp fit
Antron Kilren > and I realized that paying 14.99 a month to mine ice was retarded
Doug > got a book from him...."iceland 1100 years" :)
Ravenal > yup. he told me
Ravenal > said you couldnt belive we lived in dirt houses only 100 years ago
Sir Dragon > where a bunch off hill billy's :(
Doug > hehe....and now you have the internet....man, how you guys have come along! you'll have flying cars and personal jet packs like the rest of us in no time!
Crixon > haha
Melfor > lol
Sir Dragon > what are you talking about, i already got mine :)
Doug > lol
Ravenal > yup. he told me
Ravenal > said you couldnt belive we lived in dirt houses only 100 years ago
Sir Dragon > where a bunch off hill billy's :(
Doug > hehe....and now you have the internet....man, how you guys have come along! you'll have flying cars and personal jet packs like the rest of us in no time!
Crixon > haha
Melfor > lol
Sir Dragon > what are you talking about, i already got mine :)
Doug > lol
Hanns > are you gay if you like some of funeral for a friends songs?
HippoKing > no, i like some of their songs too
Spartan239 > dont think so
Hanns > ok im not gay then
MAXSuicide > yes.
Hanns > or emo?
MAXSuicide > because everyone else said no.
HippoKing > but i wouldn't mention it in public with ppl who see me in real life :P
Spartan239 > not emo either
Leno > fuck im hungry
Hanns > there an emo band tho aint thet
Spartan239 > eat your foot
Leno > need to go get food, but got a hauler spawn so wanna finish hauling it :?
HippoKing > yes, theyre emo
Spartan239 > linkin park are scarly emo
MAXSuicide > leno when u coming back to cf...
MAXSuicide > for another holiday
HippoKing > f4af are emo as hell
Tank CEO > i like the song
Tank CEO > nobody's listening
HippoKing > but they still have some good songs
?HippoKing > http://www.machinaesupremacy.com/downloads.htm
Tank CEO > by linkin park
Tank CEO > good song
Spartan239 > thats not that emo tho
Hanns > if i dont dress metal, emo or goth, and i listen to slayer alot, is there somthign wrong with me
HippoKing > try DLing some of that
Spartan239 > crawlin and breaking the habit are exceptinly emo
Kayosoni > linkin park = emo
MAXSuicide > i like DJ Sammy.
Kayosoni > they have good tunes
Leno > hey i know how i can piss ppl off in this channal
Kayosoni > but their lyrics are fucking gay
Leno > by saying: I DONT LIKE SYSTEM OF A DOWN!
Kayosoni > ugh
Kayosoni > I hate soad
MAXSuicide > i dont like any of that kind of music
HippoKing > i liked system of a down a lot.... when i was 12
Hanns > SOAD are OK
Wuubaa > YOUR ALL EMO!
HippoKing > but i got better
Spartan239 > PRODIGY FTW
MAXSuicide > I like The game
MAXSuicide > who else lieks the game
HippoKing > prodigy are cool
Leno > too many ppl in eve are like, soad is the shit omg omg omg
MAXSuicide > what about twista?
Spartan239 > max just fook off
Hanns > i prefer shit like Pantera and Slayer
Hanns > Prodigy are the shit
Hanns > i have every album
Wuubaa > goth fag hanns
fairimear > we all <3 placebo
?Spartan239 > breaking benjamin>all
HippoKing > nt too fond of the game, don't like twista, but i'll admit, he goes really fucking fast
MAXSuicide > well when i need advice on how to cut my wrists ill come to this channel
Leno > breaking benjamin is good
Hanns > im not goth
Wuubaa > OMG I MUST SLIT MY WRISTS AND WRITE POEMS AND WEAR MAKEUP AND STUFF
Hanns > i juts have a wide taste in music
HippoKing > don't that wuubaa, theyll start crying :P
fairimear > wuubaa u a chav then?
Spartan239 > stop litning to adams song you arse fuckers
Leno > lol
MAXSuicide > Tupac
MAXSuicide > u like tupac hippo?
Kayosoni > I like trance :/
Leno > wait i think i have that on my itunes actualy...
Hanns > Wuubaa listens to HelterSkelter in a banged up 1990 Vauxhall Nova
MAXSuicide > omg i like same music kayo likes
HippoKing > i don't listen to much of that stuff tbh
MAXSuicide > kill me now.
HippoKing > but i have a few songs
HippoKing > i have a lot of most musichj - got pretty wide tastes
MAXSuicide > i thought trance was pretty good till kayo said he likes it
Hairtrigger > skelter early 90 4tw
HippoKing > i have cry me river by justin timberlake on atm :P
HippoKing > no, i like some of their songs too
Spartan239 > dont think so
Hanns > ok im not gay then
MAXSuicide > yes.
Hanns > or emo?
MAXSuicide > because everyone else said no.
HippoKing > but i wouldn't mention it in public with ppl who see me in real life :P
Spartan239 > not emo either
Leno > fuck im hungry
Hanns > there an emo band tho aint thet
Spartan239 > eat your foot
Leno > need to go get food, but got a hauler spawn so wanna finish hauling it :?
HippoKing > yes, theyre emo
Spartan239 > linkin park are scarly emo
MAXSuicide > leno when u coming back to cf...
MAXSuicide > for another holiday
HippoKing > f4af are emo as hell
Tank CEO > i like the song
Tank CEO > nobody's listening
HippoKing > but they still have some good songs
?HippoKing > http://www.machinaesupremacy.com/downloads.htm
Tank CEO > by linkin park
Tank CEO > good song
Spartan239 > thats not that emo tho
Hanns > if i dont dress metal, emo or goth, and i listen to slayer alot, is there somthign wrong with me
HippoKing > try DLing some of that
Spartan239 > crawlin and breaking the habit are exceptinly emo
Kayosoni > linkin park = emo
MAXSuicide > i like DJ Sammy.
Kayosoni > they have good tunes
Leno > hey i know how i can piss ppl off in this channal
Kayosoni > but their lyrics are fucking gay
Leno > by saying: I DONT LIKE SYSTEM OF A DOWN!
Kayosoni > ugh
Kayosoni > I hate soad
MAXSuicide > i dont like any of that kind of music
HippoKing > i liked system of a down a lot.... when i was 12
Hanns > SOAD are OK
Wuubaa > YOUR ALL EMO!
HippoKing > but i got better
Spartan239 > PRODIGY FTW
MAXSuicide > I like The game
MAXSuicide > who else lieks the game
HippoKing > prodigy are cool
Leno > too many ppl in eve are like, soad is the shit omg omg omg
MAXSuicide > what about twista?
Spartan239 > max just fook off
Hanns > i prefer shit like Pantera and Slayer
Hanns > Prodigy are the shit
Hanns > i have every album
Wuubaa > goth fag hanns
fairimear > we all <3 placebo
?Spartan239 > breaking benjamin>all
HippoKing > nt too fond of the game, don't like twista, but i'll admit, he goes really fucking fast
MAXSuicide > well when i need advice on how to cut my wrists ill come to this channel
Leno > breaking benjamin is good
Hanns > im not goth
Wuubaa > OMG I MUST SLIT MY WRISTS AND WRITE POEMS AND WEAR MAKEUP AND STUFF
Hanns > i juts have a wide taste in music
HippoKing > don't that wuubaa, theyll start crying :P
fairimear > wuubaa u a chav then?
Spartan239 > stop litning to adams song you arse fuckers
Leno > lol
MAXSuicide > Tupac
MAXSuicide > u like tupac hippo?
Kayosoni > I like trance :/
Leno > wait i think i have that on my itunes actualy...
Hanns > Wuubaa listens to HelterSkelter in a banged up 1990 Vauxhall Nova
MAXSuicide > omg i like same music kayo likes
HippoKing > i don't listen to much of that stuff tbh
MAXSuicide > kill me now.
HippoKing > but i have a few songs
HippoKing > i have a lot of most musichj - got pretty wide tastes
MAXSuicide > i thought trance was pretty good till kayo said he likes it
Hairtrigger > skelter early 90 4tw
HippoKing > i have cry me river by justin timberlake on atm :P
Evazcar > how do you know when you played too much eve? : know every system you ever pirated in and make an noob alt to anti-pie
Sonic Slayer > Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage.
And is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-Macbeth Act V, Scene V
Akua Anan > Cool lyrics. Who´s the rapper?
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage.
And is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-Macbeth Act V, Scene V
Akua Anan > Cool lyrics. Who´s the rapper?
Major West > 2007.04.12 19:04:11 Notify You have initiated the self-destruct of your Capsule. It will self-destruct in 120 hours.
Major West > wtf :/
Major West > wtf :/