Libria Kyzal > I am officially 'bacon girl'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
KarrToba > I have betrayed the essence of a Caldari ship. Violated it in a way that will never allow it to go home.
Gwynn Tolnesth > you made love to an exhaust port didnt you?
KarrToba > No. I armortanked it and put on pulse lasers.
KarrToba > THEN I made love to the exhaust port. Without lube.
Gwynn Tolnesth > you made love to an exhaust port didnt you?
KarrToba > No. I armortanked it and put on pulse lasers.
KarrToba > THEN I made love to the exhaust port. Without lube.
Zoukanix > pregnat porn is a tad weird 2
Packtu'sa > wtf did I walk back into...
Zoukanix > do u actually want to know?...
Packtu'sa > wtf did I walk back into...
Zoukanix > do u actually want to know?...
Sacha Petrova > I can't sell this janitor without repackaging it :(
Lord Makk > Can you believe it? because some moron decided to put 2 extra screws in the tranny, over the goddamn crankshaft bridge so that you have to dismantle the head, cylinders and fucking pistons
Lykouleon > Makk, why're you screwing trannys?
Thak Navari > KICK HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN
Lykouleon > Makk, why're you screwing trannys?
Thak Navari > KICK HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN
helios aplha > what the hell happened to MY corp? im the ceo, what gave you the right to disband it?
Areak > you left
XAV13R > you left
Shadow XII > You left....for a MONTH.
Areak > you left
XAV13R > you left
Shadow XII > You left....for a MONTH.
Noxious89123 > Who is it that provides LFC with Hulks?
Karon Wodens > Marvel
Noxious89123 > Who ?
Karon Wodens > Marvel
Noxious89123 > Who ?
Jenina Hawke > The haircolor of Jenina is not far from the truth
Jenina Hawke > Neither, I suppose, is the haircolor of Fnord :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > But they do say blondes have more fun
Fnord Prefect > if they are with me they do
Jenina Hawke holds up a bottle of blonde haircolor....
Fnord Prefect > is it lol'ing?
Jenina Hawke wonders if EUR would survive a blonde Jen
Jenina Hawke > Not yet, dear, not yet...
Fnord Prefect > if the bottle isn't having fun - being 'concentrated blonde - then i think theres something wrong with the saying
Jenina Hawke > I'm thinking you might be right, boss
Jenina Hawke > Besides, I'm not complaining :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > And I'm not sure the world is ready for a blonde me....
Fnord Prefect > a blonde bomb
Jenina Hawke > :P
Jenina Hawke > Missile.... :)
Fnord Prefect > I wonder if there is such a thing as a blonde smart-bomb
Jenina Hawke > Nope... that's an oxymoron
Jenina Hawke > Neither, I suppose, is the haircolor of Fnord :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > But they do say blondes have more fun
Fnord Prefect > if they are with me they do
Jenina Hawke holds up a bottle of blonde haircolor....
Fnord Prefect > is it lol'ing?
Jenina Hawke wonders if EUR would survive a blonde Jen
Jenina Hawke > Not yet, dear, not yet...
Fnord Prefect > if the bottle isn't having fun - being 'concentrated blonde - then i think theres something wrong with the saying
Jenina Hawke > I'm thinking you might be right, boss
Jenina Hawke > Besides, I'm not complaining :D
Fnord Prefect > :)
Jenina Hawke > And I'm not sure the world is ready for a blonde me....
Fnord Prefect > a blonde bomb
Jenina Hawke > :P
Jenina Hawke > Missile.... :)
Fnord Prefect > I wonder if there is such a thing as a blonde smart-bomb
Jenina Hawke > Nope... that's an oxymoron
Aedowee > we have brought u the most screwed up aussie
Aedowee > i present to you.... Insharette
Insharette > Is a kangaroo fucker ok ? cause I am here for all your needs
Aedowee > i present to you.... Insharette
Insharette > Is a kangaroo fucker ok ? cause I am here for all your needs
sugarXsugar > what race frigates are the best for PvP?
Garic Cavvar > depends how u uses them
Garic Cavvar > there is no "best" at anything in eve
sugarXsugar > anyway
sugarXsugar > for a "nublet" like me, what race frig would you suggest
Garic Cavvar > what do ur weapon and tanking skills best suit
sugarXsugar > running and hiding
Garic Cavvar > depends how u uses them
Garic Cavvar > there is no "best" at anything in eve
sugarXsugar > anyway
sugarXsugar > for a "nublet" like me, what race frig would you suggest
Garic Cavvar > what do ur weapon and tanking skills best suit
sugarXsugar > running and hiding