Wrayeth > TBH, the other great thing about this ship is that I cross-trained Caldari on Korv so I can be one of those dual-boxing dicks with a falcon-shaped condom.
Theo Samaritan > There are plenty of aussies playing eve =]
Toastgirl > thats great news, i was afraid i'd be running missions by myself everyday
Theo Samaritan > heh if you choose to run missions by yourself, you will be
Theo Samaritan > eve is all about choice
Theo Samaritan > choice, and fucking.
Theo Samaritan > if you're not fucking someone, they are fucking you
Theo Samaritan > Can lead to awesome orgasms or a bleeding ass, but the end result is the same :P
Toastgirl > thats great news, i was afraid i'd be running missions by myself everyday
Theo Samaritan > heh if you choose to run missions by yourself, you will be
Theo Samaritan > eve is all about choice
Theo Samaritan > choice, and fucking.
Theo Samaritan > if you're not fucking someone, they are fucking you
Theo Samaritan > Can lead to awesome orgasms or a bleeding ass, but the end result is the same :P
<Aanga|sad_working> when you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit
<Zombu2> flip her over?
<Zombu2> flip her over?
Davion Vrynn > fine work
Davion Vrynn > Now we can get this ultra-important cargo from this base back to the agent
Davion Vrynn > Quafe Ultra...
Recusor > ...
Davion Vrynn > that's right, we went through all that to acquire some damn gallente frufru drink
Antares Herric > Damn those Gallente
Antares Herric > and their need for high fructose
Davion Vrynn > Now we can get this ultra-important cargo from this base back to the agent
Davion Vrynn > Quafe Ultra...
Recusor > ...
Davion Vrynn > that's right, we went through all that to acquire some damn gallente frufru drink
Antares Herric > Damn those Gallente
Antares Herric > and their need for high fructose
Relicc > she turned you into a neut!?
Quaqal > "Notify You successfully salvage from the Blood Small Wreck. Unfortunately there was nothing to be salvaged."
Quaqal > in other words, 'You successfuly cook dinner, unfortunately there is no food'
Quaqal > in other words, 'You successfuly cook dinner, unfortunately there is no food'
Shadow XII > It's become a moral decision to take my girlfriend out to dinner this week or buy more Eve time.
Illyaina Karia > Just FYI, I just ate a piece of really really really fat goat cheese wrapped in wineleaves, with lots of olive oil on. If it clogs up a major artery and I die, you're not getting my stuff.
Major West > 2007.04.12 19:04:11 Notify You have initiated the self-destruct of your Capsule. It will self-destruct in 120 hours.
Major West > wtf :/
Major West > wtf :/
<Simon_Monkoto> wait, wiz isn't a woman?
<wizzard66> i am
<wizzard66> but i implanted breasthair surgually
<wizzard66> to look more like David Hasselhoff
<Llondon> lmao
<Simon_Monkoto> good lord
<wizzard66> i am
<wizzard66> but i implanted breasthair surgually
<wizzard66> to look more like David Hasselhoff
<Llondon> lmao
<Simon_Monkoto> good lord