cad says:
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
Foxor: sooo i warped into a fleet of 5 SA assault frigs in my Thorax
Foxor: and.. pwned them all
Foxor: solo
Foxor: with a mining laser
Foxor: and.. pwned them all
Foxor: solo
Foxor: with a mining laser
Ekim Ekimson > my dishwasher sploded my whole house smells like cooked circuit board
Brian Damidge > Did you salvage it?
Brian Damidge > Did you salvage it?
Ortho Loess: boo
Deacon Ix: eve up yet?
Ortho Loess: nope
Deacon Ix: lol
Deacon Ix: what a surprise
Ortho Loess: latest guess is 2330
Deacon Ix: ....
Ortho Loess: official guess published by CCP that is
Ortho Loess: I refuse to call it an estimate
Deacon Ix: guesstimate?
Ortho Loess: no a guesstimate is a valid scientific method
Ortho Loess: they just make shit up
Deacon Ix: eve up yet?
Ortho Loess: nope
Deacon Ix: lol
Deacon Ix: what a surprise
Ortho Loess: latest guess is 2330
Deacon Ix: ....
Ortho Loess: official guess published by CCP that is
Ortho Loess: I refuse to call it an estimate
Deacon Ix: guesstimate?
Ortho Loess: no a guesstimate is a valid scientific method
Ortho Loess: they just make shit up
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Totalani > anyone know what their scimis were doing on top of us?
WNxWolfy > Dying
WNxWolfy > Dying
Picea > -1 condor wife calls
Juliade > wife aggro
Juliade > untankable
Renci Tosh > xD
Juliade > it's like concord
Picea > yep...
Mehashi 'Kho > divorce!
Namsaknoi > fuck man... those rats on gate put me in armor :(
IamPud > picea jump out of commander
Picea > especially if I want to do the -1 clothing later
Juliade > pfahaha
Juliade > Step 1: Cut hole in a box
Renci Tosh > EVE results in +1 couch D:
Juliade > wife aggro
Juliade > untankable
Renci Tosh > xD
Juliade > it's like concord
Picea > yep...
Mehashi 'Kho > divorce!
Namsaknoi > fuck man... those rats on gate put me in armor :(
IamPud > picea jump out of commander
Picea > especially if I want to do the -1 clothing later
Juliade > pfahaha
Juliade > Step 1: Cut hole in a box
Renci Tosh > EVE results in +1 couch D:
FlashmanUK > You currently have 0 skills and 0 skill points.... you quality for immgration to the UK under the prefered immigrant list
Tareen Kashaar > hm!
Tareen Kashaar > exploration with two covert ops should be quite a bit faster, shouldn't it? :D
Pharuan > not exactly
Pharuan > but it is based on chance
Tareen Kashaar > my point exactly
Tareen Kashaar > more chance of finding stuff with increased probe wastage
Pharuan > heh, yeah, but who is to say that the single character wouldn't have found it in that amount of time anyway
Tareen Kashaar > yeah
Tareen Kashaar > *shrug
Quintus Peritus > the goddess of statistics.. she's always right, in the long run
Pharuan > heh
Tareen Kashaar > I don't believe in statistics :D
Tareen Kashaar > technically, every time I attempt something, I have the same chance of succeeding or not... and I attempt to exploit that chance to the fullest with every attempt :P
Pharuan > I believe in stacked Ni-Kunni
Tareen Kashaar > And I believe in cold hard cash
Quintus Peritus > I like warm, cuddly cash
Pharuan > Call it what you want, but it aint cold
Scorpio Dantes > is it hard?
Pharuan > yup
Tareen Kashaar > warm, lumpy cash?
Quintus Peritus > will do in a pinch
Hakel Daima > Remind me never to borrow money from you guys
Pharuan > With our intrest rates? Why would we do that?
Hakel Daima > Its one thing to wonder how a bank is financed, another to have to worry about where the wad of bills the cashier just handed you has been...and why it is warm and soggy
Able Citizen > EEEEWWWWW!
Hakel Daima > dude, they started it - I'm just taking it to the logical next step :D
Able Citizen > ROFLskates
Quintus Peritus > hard, throbbing cash
Able Citizen > Pulsating, too?
Hakel Daima > steaming mounds of cash
Hakel Daima > wait...
* Tareen Kashaar wipes tears from eyes
Hakel Daima > I was thinking about something else :P
Tareen Kashaar > exploration with two covert ops should be quite a bit faster, shouldn't it? :D
Pharuan > not exactly
Pharuan > but it is based on chance
Tareen Kashaar > my point exactly
Tareen Kashaar > more chance of finding stuff with increased probe wastage
Pharuan > heh, yeah, but who is to say that the single character wouldn't have found it in that amount of time anyway
Tareen Kashaar > yeah
Tareen Kashaar > *shrug
Quintus Peritus > the goddess of statistics.. she's always right, in the long run
Pharuan > heh
Tareen Kashaar > I don't believe in statistics :D
Tareen Kashaar > technically, every time I attempt something, I have the same chance of succeeding or not... and I attempt to exploit that chance to the fullest with every attempt :P
Pharuan > I believe in stacked Ni-Kunni
Tareen Kashaar > And I believe in cold hard cash
Quintus Peritus > I like warm, cuddly cash
Pharuan > Call it what you want, but it aint cold
Scorpio Dantes > is it hard?
Pharuan > yup
Tareen Kashaar > warm, lumpy cash?
Quintus Peritus > will do in a pinch
Hakel Daima > Remind me never to borrow money from you guys
Pharuan > With our intrest rates? Why would we do that?
Hakel Daima > Its one thing to wonder how a bank is financed, another to have to worry about where the wad of bills the cashier just handed you has been...and why it is warm and soggy
Able Citizen > EEEEWWWWW!
Hakel Daima > dude, they started it - I'm just taking it to the logical next step :D
Able Citizen > ROFLskates
Quintus Peritus > hard, throbbing cash
Able Citizen > Pulsating, too?
Hakel Daima > steaming mounds of cash
Hakel Daima > wait...
* Tareen Kashaar wipes tears from eyes
Hakel Daima > I was thinking about something else :P
Geltan sakimuir > vaga jammed
Geltan sakimuir > did the vaga in m-o get dead?
Deira Lenia > the vaga in m-o is dead
Sibras Freeflight > did the vaga in mo get the vaga in mo?
Geltan sakimuir > who got the vag km in m-o?
Sibras Freeflight > the vaga in m-o
Velanth > without a doubt
Geltan sakimuir > did the vaga in m-o get dead?
Deira Lenia > the vaga in m-o is dead
Sibras Freeflight > did the vaga in mo get the vaga in mo?
Geltan sakimuir > who got the vag km in m-o?
Sibras Freeflight > the vaga in m-o
Velanth > without a doubt