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Hellown: fuck its cold here
Hellown: fuck you southerly wind
Hellown: be careful you dont all speak over each other.
Quinn Oron: Shh.
tradik: We're secretly planning your eventual downfall and banishment to antartica, Hell.
Quinn Oron: No, we're not!
Quinn Oron: (Trad, he's right there.)
tradik: (He'll never suspect it now! The deception is perfect.)
Quinn Oron: (Aye! He can't hear our thoughts when we think of brackets.)
tradik: (Diabolical, isn't it?)
Quinn Oron: (Rather.)
SurfaceLancer > god, i swear u need a skill to do anything
SurfaceLancer > im supprised there is not a 'playing' skill
SurfaceLancer > +5% per level to max logon time
Kelsy Talan > "Products recently searched for with google product search"
Kelsy Talan > Leather gloves, ducttape
Kelsy Talan > and backgammon?
Aldrith Shutaq > kinky
SpiritOne > they wanted an FC, i see n opertunity to complety destroy an alliances capital fleet with 90% of there pilots having no hope of affordign another... :D
OzaLoni > careful - mate rapiers are very good popping ceptors
Tamora > i got rapier'd the other day
Tamora > i still cant sit down properly
Tamora > boom boom tish
<AerO> Can't say I agree with what had been said in a channel like this.
<Viceroy> Disagreeing is against the channel rules
<DigitalCommunist> What, someone disagreed?
<AerO> But then again, my hands are just as dirty.
<AerO> I object!
<Viceroy> We have a disagreer
<DigitalCommunist> Mobilize the tactical grief unit.
* Viceroy locks and loads
* Viceroy sets mode: +b *!*@5E01A9E1.41C35CE1.E3E92E3C.IP
* AerO was kicked by DigitalCommunist (DigitalCommunist)
<KomradeVirtunov> :O
<Mikko> Women can be cruel.
<Mikko> I accidentally typed my Eve password into IRC to the wife and the immediate reply was:
<Mikko> [12:43] <XXX> Going to change your skills at once.
<Mikko> [12:44] <XXX> Soon your characters will all know embroidery.
<Mikko> Embroidery V ftw :-P
<_Hype> hehe
<_Hype> You'll be a textile industrialist.
hiddentalents > /emote was driving with the missus and kids down town and spotted some birds suntanning topless, cursed myself for leaving the sharkies at home so i couldn't look for id get busted lolol
Ben Derindar > hahahah
n0sPIG > haha dirty bastid
n0sPIG > should have just taken the hiding
Ben Derindar > rofl
res0nance > omfg
res0nance > topless
res0nance > /emote drools
res0nance > err i mean "i see that kind of thing every day"
<imp> Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime.
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
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