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Rusty Doads > working
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
<Galazar> so what did u want that raven for
<Diaego> sex mainly
During tournament fight:

Disturbingly Derek > why for you violence boat?
Kal Imist> Please can you remove planetary interaction from the game, one of our best pvp pilots has gone all carebear worrying about his infrastructure, but we need him in lowsec in his carrier. This is a genuine request, please remove P.I.
Yokohead > People seem to empty their cans when a ship named 'Five Finger Disount' moves into the belt. =/
Selma Body > my current girlfriend aimed my dong at my face when i jizzed once
Selma Body > worst day ever
Yersinius > Ok how do you call it when you beef up a ships tank with both a rolled tungsten plate and a regolith shield extender?
Yersinius > a mixed meta four
Jin Kazamaa > i wonder if anyone ever tried shield tanking a raven
jamesw > im sitting in a station in a velator
jamesw > 2.5 years of eve and nothing has changed
RemDakar > I've seen more action at an old folks home during a viagra shortage
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