Raigir > ok, I officialy just hit a point in eve where I don't know whats true or not
Jerin Wolfe > ?
Raigir > just salvaged a piece of t2 salvage off a plain old high sec rat
Jerin Wolfe > wow
Jerin Wolfe > rock on
Raigir > lol
Sidicarus > do you have salvage rigs raigir?
Raigir > nope
Sidicarus > hummm
Sidicarus > rock on
Raigir > lol
Raigir > I defies the laws of eve
Jerin Wolfe > ?
Raigir > just salvaged a piece of t2 salvage off a plain old high sec rat
Jerin Wolfe > wow
Jerin Wolfe > rock on
Raigir > lol
Sidicarus > do you have salvage rigs raigir?
Raigir > nope
Sidicarus > hummm
Sidicarus > rock on
Raigir > lol
Raigir > I defies the laws of eve
mystiq pwnzorg > u guys mining?
sgtdark > selective landscaping
sgtdark > mining is such a dirty word
sgtdark > selective landscaping
sgtdark > mining is such a dirty word
Cyber killbot > wft
Lord Regulus > ?
Jian Chao > self destructed?
Cyber killbot > no
Cyber killbot > well i better no
Jian Chao > 22:42:17 Notify Harbinger belonging to Cyber killbot self-destructs.
Jian Chao > ?
Cyber killbot > omfg my brother Self distructed my harb
Cyber killbot > brb need to go and kill him
Lord Regulus > /emote stifles bitter laughter.
Cyber killbot > he did it to my geddon the other week
Lord Regulus > ?
Jian Chao > self destructed?
Cyber killbot > no
Cyber killbot > well i better no
Jian Chao > 22:42:17 Notify Harbinger belonging to Cyber killbot self-destructs.
Jian Chao > ?
Cyber killbot > omfg my brother Self distructed my harb
Cyber killbot > brb need to go and kill him
Lord Regulus > /emote stifles bitter laughter.
Cyber killbot > he did it to my geddon the other week
Reiisan > won't be on vent - wife aggro :(
Killa Bee > damp her
Reiisan > i only have signal suppression II :-(
Killa Bee > dang
Reiisan > yeah sh'ed still be able to target me...
Major Laurentius > my wife has long range targeting level 19
Reiisan > lol
Reiisan > no doubt quadruplle ECCM too
Major Laurentius > gives her about 20.000 km targetingrange
Tiaan Strauss > use a terrible romantic movie and a good bottle of wine as bait, the aggro-timer can last for hours
Major Laurentius > that would disable my cloak. thus I would actually need to be on grid with her
Killa Bee > damp her
Reiisan > i only have signal suppression II :-(
Killa Bee > dang
Reiisan > yeah sh'ed still be able to target me...
Major Laurentius > my wife has long range targeting level 19
Reiisan > lol
Reiisan > no doubt quadruplle ECCM too
Major Laurentius > gives her about 20.000 km targetingrange
Tiaan Strauss > use a terrible romantic movie and a good bottle of wine as bait, the aggro-timer can last for hours
Major Laurentius > that would disable my cloak. thus I would actually need to be on grid with her
Arvald >ok the room has stopped spinning so i thing the scotch monster has left me alone
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
LadyZelda > So it is safe to undock?
Andreus Ixiris > NO WAIT DON'T
Andreus Ixiris > THERE ARE BESTOWERS EVERYWHERE
Andreus Ixiris > YOU WILL DIE
Andreus Ixiris > NO WAIT DON'T
Andreus Ixiris > THERE ARE BESTOWERS EVERYWHERE
Andreus Ixiris > YOU WILL DIE
Arcelian > What sound does a baby make in the microwave?
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
Asestorian > i am mac, of the BIG variety
Hellcore > nah, you're a single mcnugget
Asestorian > damn j00
Hellcore > nah, you're a single mcnugget
Asestorian > damn j00
Linerra Tedora > if i can get in on it... we might be able to take him out with my cunning plan
Ari Xali > is it as cunning as a fox that has been to cunning university.
Linerra Tedora > actually as cunning as a fox that went to a lemming university
Ari Xali > is it as cunning as a fox that has been to cunning university.
Linerra Tedora > actually as cunning as a fox that went to a lemming university