<Ganymede> When my boss said "I've been in this business for over 20 years", I was tempted to ask them when they planned on actually learning something from that experience.
Malena Panic > it must be a pain getting all that glitter off your nipples too.
Pliskkenn > The glitter can stay, if I must wake up in the afternoon I will at least look fabulous.
Pliskkenn > The glitter can stay, if I must wake up in the afternoon I will at least look fabulous.
Tholarim says:
i don't run
Tholarim says:
i tactictly reposition
i don't run
Tholarim says:
i tactictly reposition
illegal imegrent > hi
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
<Kayosoni> you can tell he was like
<Kayosoni> "wtf did I just do" when he sat down
<raynor> everytime i fuck ur mother i ponder that same thought
<Kayosoni> your dick must be pretty small to fit in the urn.
<Kayosoni> "wtf did I just do" when he sat down
<raynor> everytime i fuck ur mother i ponder that same thought
<Kayosoni> your dick must be pretty small to fit in the urn.
taken from a friendly local gathering in R3-K7K:
Graelyn > Hah, we have 10, but our declareds are FU2 and MM.
Ricdic > FU2 ?
Phoenus > freelance Unincorporated
Ricdic > never heard of em
Manfred Doomhammer > allthough the ticker name is more charming :)
Graelyn > they have merged with another corp and are turning into the enemy's version of AmAx.
Ricdic > ahh
Manfred Doomhammer > sounds creepy, right?
Ricdic > lol minmatr, die minmatr scum
Manfred Doomhammer > minmatar amax... stuff for nightmares
Graelyn > Hah, we have 10, but our declareds are FU2 and MM.
Ricdic > FU2 ?
Phoenus > freelance Unincorporated
Ricdic > never heard of em
Manfred Doomhammer > allthough the ticker name is more charming :)
Graelyn > they have merged with another corp and are turning into the enemy's version of AmAx.
Ricdic > ahh
Manfred Doomhammer > sounds creepy, right?
Ricdic > lol minmatr, die minmatr scum
Manfred Doomhammer > minmatar amax... stuff for nightmares
Beirut Papa > someone else has built one in nevada that generates 18k watts using quantum physics
fishyfishyfishyfishy > lol how?
espartanwarrior > aliens eggs
Beirut Papa > and the size of it takes up his whole garage
Beirut Papa > it's call popetual motion... not sure of the spelling
fishyfishyfishyfishy > but that is impossible......
Lietrem Appakra > In this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!
fishyfishyfishyfishy > lol how?
espartanwarrior > aliens eggs
Beirut Papa > and the size of it takes up his whole garage
Beirut Papa > it's call popetual motion... not sure of the spelling
fishyfishyfishyfishy > but that is impossible......
Lietrem Appakra > In this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!
Tonyy Starkk > Hey!
jih chop > Hey!
Beanybasha > jih tony is a friend of mine from an old corp
jih chop > I saw your adventures in Manhattan last night!
jih chop > great job kicking Loki's ass!
Tonyy Starkk > Well thank you! I am Iron Man of course!
jih chop > well, Duh
Tonyy Starkk > Well, I am interested in joining a 0.0 corp and see what it's like, I need a break from this avenger stuff
jih chop > well, ok, but youhave to build everyone one of those cool suits to fly around in
jih chop > so instead of pods, when ships pop, we'll be in THOSE!
Beanybasha > LMAO
Tonyy Starkk > Im already on it
jih chop > imagine the looks on ppls faces if a fleet of ironmen showed up!
Tonyy Starkk > Well I do get that a lot!
jih chop > OR
jih chop > we could all just sit in station and wait for the enemy to show up . . .
jih chop > slap bruce banner across the face, shove him out an airlock, and watch the show
Beanybasha > lol dam jih
Tonyy Starkk > Well thats what the station pub is for
jih chop > yeah, the only problem with that is - eventually the enemy fleet will be gone, the hulk will want back in
jih chop > and he will NOT be happy
jih chop > maybe we need a better plan
Tonyy Starkk > Rip of his shorts
Tonyy Starkk > that's his weakness
Tonyy Starkk > Big guy, little penis....
Tonyy Starkk > That's why he's always angry
jih chop > Hey!
Beanybasha > jih tony is a friend of mine from an old corp
jih chop > I saw your adventures in Manhattan last night!
jih chop > great job kicking Loki's ass!
Tonyy Starkk > Well thank you! I am Iron Man of course!
jih chop > well, Duh
Tonyy Starkk > Well, I am interested in joining a 0.0 corp and see what it's like, I need a break from this avenger stuff
jih chop > well, ok, but youhave to build everyone one of those cool suits to fly around in
jih chop > so instead of pods, when ships pop, we'll be in THOSE!
Beanybasha > LMAO
Tonyy Starkk > Im already on it
jih chop > imagine the looks on ppls faces if a fleet of ironmen showed up!
Tonyy Starkk > Well I do get that a lot!
jih chop > OR
jih chop > we could all just sit in station and wait for the enemy to show up . . .
jih chop > slap bruce banner across the face, shove him out an airlock, and watch the show
Beanybasha > lol dam jih
Tonyy Starkk > Well thats what the station pub is for
jih chop > yeah, the only problem with that is - eventually the enemy fleet will be gone, the hulk will want back in
jih chop > and he will NOT be happy
jih chop > maybe we need a better plan
Tonyy Starkk > Rip of his shorts
Tonyy Starkk > that's his weakness
Tonyy Starkk > Big guy, little penis....
Tonyy Starkk > That's why he's always angry
Daniel Jackson > well i do always have my video quility set to max
Daniel Jackson > on mmy sound card
Daniel Jackson > on mmy sound card
Slackiekommando: eviltwin and cognac are in ng
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...