<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
NeoCrux > anyone know what the pirate respawn time is?
Dawne Xi > NeoCrux how can we know when pirates will log back in?
Dawne Xi > NeoCrux how can we know when pirates will log back in?
bonekill Rinn > 01:04:44 Notify J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I deactivates as Broke Dick Mountian begins to explode.
Zenn Sefaris > hey bone, my Broke Dick Mountain exploded one second before yours did
Zenn Sefaris > hey bone, my Broke Dick Mountain exploded one second before yours did
darkcrimson > so wat have u guys been up to?
Onyxalia La'fiette > same thing we do every night pinky...try to take over eve
Onyxalia La'fiette > same thing we do every night pinky...try to take over eve
EVE System > Channel changed to Alentene Local Channel
JetFixer > Tombozo....im parked right behind you
JetFixer > trying to enter the station
Lord Drack > that doenst sound ghey at all
Tombozo > Usually the 'dock' button works best
Tombozo > I won't stop you
JetFixer > no joy...it's impossible
JetFixer > well im trying to enter it manually....actually fly into it
JetFixer > to ' dock' is boring
JetFixer > i can see inside it right now from where im parked.....but how can i 'fly' into it?
JetFixer > can anyone tell me how i can manually fly into a station?
Lord Drack > no
Lord Drack > we cant
Lord Drack > be quiet
JetFixer > Tombozo....im parked right behind you
JetFixer > trying to enter the station
Lord Drack > that doenst sound ghey at all
Tombozo > Usually the 'dock' button works best
Tombozo > I won't stop you
JetFixer > no joy...it's impossible
JetFixer > well im trying to enter it manually....actually fly into it
JetFixer > to ' dock' is boring
JetFixer > i can see inside it right now from where im parked.....but how can i 'fly' into it?
JetFixer > can anyone tell me how i can manually fly into a station?
Lord Drack > no
Lord Drack > we cant
Lord Drack > be quiet
LordScorpio > managed to blow up a battlecruiser today
LordScorpio > the only issue is it was my own battlecruiser
LordScorpio > the only issue is it was my own battlecruiser
Deseron > by business you mean a Russia Order Bride?
epic113 > hes orderd a tai ladyboy
Tomas Ysidro > I got one of those once, but I couldn't figure out the assembly instructions.
epic113 > hes orderd a tai ladyboy
Tomas Ysidro > I got one of those once, but I couldn't figure out the assembly instructions.
Zerge Bacon > who actually owns their own titan
lul catz > flying a titan isn't that hard
lul catz > beign able to use it and fly smart with it
lul catz > thats another story
EOH Koronakesh > "This button jumps fleets. This one jumps your titan. DON'T MIX THE TWO UP"
lul catz > flying a titan isn't that hard
lul catz > beign able to use it and fly smart with it
lul catz > thats another story
EOH Koronakesh > "This button jumps fleets. This one jumps your titan. DON'T MIX THE TWO UP"
xCirrex Utama > Halan Devan how does one gatecamp irl? :O
Faustus Kraemar > Wait by the door to the toilet with duct tape and a baseball bat
Faustus Kraemar > Wait by the door to the toilet with duct tape and a baseball bat
Mitch Manus > hows it goin khan?
Khanivore > dead as usual :P
Khanivore > so ill just quote myself http://omgrawr.net/quote/5904
Mitch Manus > have u still got that t2 shuttle?
Mitch Manus > :P
Khanivore > CCP took it back
Mitch Manus > :o
Mitch Manus > wtf
Mitch Manus > when
Khanivore > u do know it was all photoshopped ????
Mitch Manus > wat!?!?!
Mitch Manus > ive been tellin people i know a guy with a t2 shuttle for like... a year
Khanivore > took me a few hours to fake it
Mitch Manus > and only NOW u tell me its shopped?
Mitch Manus > bleh
Mitch Manus > dam u khan
Mitch Manus > dam u
Mitch Manus > :P
Khanivore > thanks u have made my evening