Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Eurulf Ofinur > Need help in X-10
Eurulf Ofinur > I'm scrammed, webbed, rats are killing me
Eurulf Ofinur > Half armor :(
Benjameen daJacinta > please die the silent way
Eurulf Ofinur > I'm scrammed, webbed, rats are killing me
Eurulf Ofinur > Half armor :(
Benjameen daJacinta > please die the silent way
Navek Krone > ooooo do spawns dissappear cos they just did !!!
Jack Folstam > yup
MASTERZULU > yup they warp out
Jack Folstam > i've had them dissapear while i've warp scrambled them :(
Jack Folstam > ... hence my corp title
MASTERZULU > simple, they are stab whores lol
Navek Krone > i didnt know that !
Jack Folstam > yup
MASTERZULU > yup they warp out
Jack Folstam > i've had them dissapear while i've warp scrambled them :(
Jack Folstam > ... hence my corp title
MASTERZULU > simple, they are stab whores lol
Navek Krone > i didnt know that !
Ysabelle nKataros > my Retribution is called Wrath of the Free
Nicodiemus > Mine doesn't exist yet.
Nicodiemus > But i'll get one.
Jarren Eerieside > My Zealot is called Tinkerbell
Yuki Li > hahaha
Ysabelle nKataros > lmao
Nicodiemus > Mine doesn't exist yet.
Nicodiemus > But i'll get one.
Jarren Eerieside > My Zealot is called Tinkerbell
Yuki Li > hahaha
Ysabelle nKataros > lmao
Captain Thrawn > what were ya doin' yolo?
c0rny > capt, what business is it of your what he was doing? do we constantly harass you to find out what your doing? no
Captain Thrawn > well he was orbiting me so i was wondering what he was gunna do i am kinda edgy from last time
c0rny > maybe he was going for a piss, maybe he was having a wank, maybe he was looking at summat, who knows, but its up to him what he was doing
Enesta > he could very well be taking a nice young lady on a tour
Basheron > rawr
Aquillar > having a wank?
Enesta > would you like it, when (if) you were on a date and had someone constantly asking you what you were up to :)
c0rny > yeah, sorry, maybe he was finding the magnifying glass
c0rny > and tweasers
Enesta > heh
Captain Thrawn > i was in a cruiser corny
c0rny > and?
c0rny > im in a BS
c0rny > i got drones orbitting me, but i dont ask them what the fuck they are doing
Mitby > i had a date like that once Enesta, she never shut up.
Aquillar > :|
c0rny > capt, what business is it of your what he was doing? do we constantly harass you to find out what your doing? no
Captain Thrawn > well he was orbiting me so i was wondering what he was gunna do i am kinda edgy from last time
c0rny > maybe he was going for a piss, maybe he was having a wank, maybe he was looking at summat, who knows, but its up to him what he was doing
Enesta > he could very well be taking a nice young lady on a tour
Basheron > rawr
Aquillar > having a wank?
Enesta > would you like it, when (if) you were on a date and had someone constantly asking you what you were up to :)
c0rny > yeah, sorry, maybe he was finding the magnifying glass
c0rny > and tweasers
Enesta > heh
Captain Thrawn > i was in a cruiser corny
c0rny > and?
c0rny > im in a BS
c0rny > i got drones orbitting me, but i dont ask them what the fuck they are doing
Mitby > i had a date like that once Enesta, she never shut up.
Aquillar > :|
Mdayriu > heh heh was feeling twitchy as i hadn't been out for a few days :D
Tamora > liar
Tamora > you were downloading so much porn that eve wouldnt run
Phoenixgurl > lol
Mdayriu > heh heh
Tamora > liar
Tamora > you were downloading so much porn that eve wouldnt run
Phoenixgurl > lol
Mdayriu > heh heh
BIG Games > <swooooooooosh> <plink>
BIG Games > soudn of 499.000.000 Isk and 1.000.000 ISK finding a new home ;)
BIG Games > grats Asurmen ;)
BIG Games > (thats a total of 500M for those beeign confused...)
h3xta > lmao
BIG Games > wanted to try out a new sound effect ;)
BIG Games > soudn of 499.000.000 Isk and 1.000.000 ISK finding a new home ;)
BIG Games > grats Asurmen ;)
BIG Games > (thats a total of 500M for those beeign confused...)
h3xta > lmao
BIG Games > wanted to try out a new sound effect ;)
Karadion > anyone know 1v status?
Lyonic > its...
Lyonic > single and looking i think
Lyonic > its...
Lyonic > single and looking i think
Leet Al > t2 howie ammo will be fantasy animals like griffins, dragons, snorlax and that big guy from american idol
Reachok > "To obtain docking rights in ASS Space you must first..."
Padraig > lubricate?
Padraig > lubricate?