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Gate Dog > Hey Groovers! How much surprise butsekks lurks on the other side of the Auen Gate today?
Requiescat > "do you even know what a chromosome is? 'cause you've got like 9 extra ones!"
Trader Hansen > I carry spares in case one gets a flat.
<Kryztal> omg
<Kryztal> i so dont need viagra :(
<Kryztal> my sex drive is uber
<Molle> if you have balls you do
<Kryztal> just need to squeeze em a little and off i go like the energizin bunny
<Kryztal> ....
<Kryztal> and now im just gonna go hide in a cave
Lord's Servant > I know some women who are cock mAnglers. .
link1984 > i mostly know cock teasers
The Stampede > yeah bitches that are like "ill be REAL grateful if you help me with this, or do that for me" right, can i get a dicktickle first?
link1984 > rofl
Leonid Brezhnev > hehe
Micheal Dietrich > "You were a great guy for getting stabbed on my behalf last night"
Micheal Dietrich > Fuck you bitch
Andros vonBek > i swear the SQuirreLs in the new layer are the one who used to live in your house
Azia Burgi > roflmao
Andros vonBek > :)
Andros vonBek > 1 sec
Andros vonBek > got a followup on that, just trying to find it
Azia Burgi > every time i feel down i just remember the vision of that damned squirrel flying off the antil vandel grease, smacking against my window
and hurtling towards the floor
Andros vonBek > LOL
Andros vonBek > poor squirrel
Azia Burgi > ucking ebil furry git
Azia Burgi > *fucking
Azia Burgi > kept me awake for nearly a week
Waylon Torque > one time i came home from the store, heard a terrible noise from downstairs, which stopped before i had time to run down to check... turns out the machine had moved itself out almost 2 yards from the wall and unplugged itself from the socket
Khalim Dei > hello, is this the church? yeah cool, i need an exorcist... nooo it's not for a family member, it's for my washing machine... no don't hang up!
dodgy242 > work it does not *does yoda*
Raptornas > Maybe
Raptornas > You did yoda?
Raptornas > How was he?
dodgy242 > a bit short
Umit Davala > hairy and green he was
dodgy242 > could only get half in
capricain > I am playing a violin for you, guess how big it is
Darth Kilth > The size of your dick?
Silvitni > ffs..i just dropped my roles :/
Silvitni > playing with differet settings :P
Silvitni > different*
Amber Bock > lol
BlackDog Rackh'am > omfg nice one
Shaemell Buttleson > give silv noob access :)
FaTA1 > trial access :D
Shaemell Buttleson > yeah hehe
Silvitni > hehe
Silvitni > better than none :P
Amber Bock > omg
<wizzard66> not by me.. hell i thought bukake was bulgarian yoghurt :-((
<wizzard66> i asked for it in the warehouse
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