Verone > jesus, i hate those POS. New ishtar description
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Djana Libra > something is wrong, its in the middle of the night, im boozed up and i can still think rationally about coding problems
DrunkenNinja > what's the final destination?
Tristan Acoma > a really terrible movie.
Tristan Acoma > a really terrible movie.
Destru Kaneda > ships are built to explode
Amymuffmuff > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > especially minmatar ones
Onyxalia La'fiette > half the works already done for you
Onyxalia La'fiette > <-- still flies minnie ships
Perseus Ba'al > with a spare tub of bondo
Onyxalia La'fiette > and extra duct tape
Destru Kaneda > minmatar bestmatar
Destru Kaneda > V3 has me slightly concerned though
Destru Kaneda > nado and nubship look too shiny
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those extra bits of wingy things and spare parts hanging off the hull that makes it that much more exciting
Destru Kaneda > ^ this
Method0420 > cuts down on weight. increasing ship agility and velocity
Onyxalia La'fiette > and the fact that it can fire such large projectiles at the speeds it does without falling apart in the first place that keep it holding a special place in my hangar
Destru Kaneda > I hear that large projectile turrets shoot medium projectile turrets
Onyxalia La'fiette > no no they fire buses
Onyxalia La'fiette > filled with children and sick puppies while on fire
Perseus Ba'al > yes, mediums fire volkswagens
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed =]
Perseus Ba'al > filled with hippies
Onyxalia La'fiette > beat me to the line :o
Perseus Ba'al > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love flying minmatar
Onyxalia La'fiette > they need to fix the nag =|
Onyxalia La'fiette > make it not so squishy
Onyxalia La'fiette > and make it so all the carriers and supers look like the hel
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote loves on my niddy
Method0420 > i will say, the Hel is the meanest looking super
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love it
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if it ever dies, doubles as used roofing
Method0420 > lol
Method0420 > like the top of an old rusty tin barn
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed....aaaah memories
Amymuffmuff > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > especially minmatar ones
Onyxalia La'fiette > half the works already done for you
Onyxalia La'fiette > <-- still flies minnie ships
Perseus Ba'al > with a spare tub of bondo
Onyxalia La'fiette > and extra duct tape
Destru Kaneda > minmatar bestmatar
Destru Kaneda > V3 has me slightly concerned though
Destru Kaneda > nado and nubship look too shiny
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those extra bits of wingy things and spare parts hanging off the hull that makes it that much more exciting
Destru Kaneda > ^ this
Method0420 > cuts down on weight. increasing ship agility and velocity
Onyxalia La'fiette > and the fact that it can fire such large projectiles at the speeds it does without falling apart in the first place that keep it holding a special place in my hangar
Destru Kaneda > I hear that large projectile turrets shoot medium projectile turrets
Onyxalia La'fiette > no no they fire buses
Onyxalia La'fiette > filled with children and sick puppies while on fire
Perseus Ba'al > yes, mediums fire volkswagens
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed =]
Perseus Ba'al > filled with hippies
Onyxalia La'fiette > beat me to the line :o
Perseus Ba'al > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love flying minmatar
Onyxalia La'fiette > they need to fix the nag =|
Onyxalia La'fiette > make it not so squishy
Onyxalia La'fiette > and make it so all the carriers and supers look like the hel
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote loves on my niddy
Method0420 > i will say, the Hel is the meanest looking super
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love it
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if it ever dies, doubles as used roofing
Method0420 > lol
Method0420 > like the top of an old rusty tin barn
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed....aaaah memories
Necra'Na > 2005.02.25 20:56:13 notify The Guristas Arrogator is too far away, you need to be within 55000 meters of it but are actually 14986032176052 meters away.
Necra'Na > ......LOL can we say bug
Necra'Na > ......LOL can we say bug
Isaiah Harms > Btw... You all are prefectly welcome to come and gank me
Tristan Acoma > Citizen, members of the Caldari State do not gank! We omgwtfbbqlob only
Isaiah Harms > hehehe
Isaiah Harms > Well said
Tristan Acoma > Citizen, members of the Caldari State do not gank! We omgwtfbbqlob only
Isaiah Harms > hehehe
Isaiah Harms > Well said
Amarr Holymight > there was no pvp in the sims :P
Arakas > no but ya could "make" pvp by burning them alive
Amarr Holymight > sims didn't have that optio
Amarr Holymight > could you do that araks?
Arakas > yes
Nessaji > or putting them to swimming pool and then removing the ladder, and watch them swim to death
Tinator > hmm...
Tinator > maybe ambulation is the titan nerf?
Morden Nok > MS too
Antarans > you can dock into titan and have poolparty!!
Charles Kuralt > I'm betting you'll be able to "ambulate" inside your own Titan
Amarr Holymight > we gotta figger a way to remove the ladders
Q'uip > haha :D
Antarans > "you are in a pool full of water, you can swim but there is no ladders, WHAT DO YOU DO!!!" "A: you cyno out of harm"
Tinator > cloak
Antarans > logoff
Tinator > petition
Antarans > petition will get you killed ;D
Dyntheos > whine on forums
Antarans > takes too much time and they will show "our pool shows nothing, its empty"
Q'uip > post killmail and add a comment about being desynced
Tinator > and whine to him
Arakas > no but ya could "make" pvp by burning them alive
Amarr Holymight > sims didn't have that optio
Amarr Holymight > could you do that araks?
Arakas > yes
Nessaji > or putting them to swimming pool and then removing the ladder, and watch them swim to death
Tinator > hmm...
Tinator > maybe ambulation is the titan nerf?
Morden Nok > MS too
Antarans > you can dock into titan and have poolparty!!
Charles Kuralt > I'm betting you'll be able to "ambulate" inside your own Titan
Amarr Holymight > we gotta figger a way to remove the ladders
Q'uip > haha :D
Antarans > "you are in a pool full of water, you can swim but there is no ladders, WHAT DO YOU DO!!!" "A: you cyno out of harm"
Tinator > cloak
Antarans > logoff
Tinator > petition
Antarans > petition will get you killed ;D
Dyntheos > whine on forums
Antarans > takes too much time and they will show "our pool shows nothing, its empty"
Q'uip > post killmail and add a comment about being desynced
Tinator > and whine to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesnt warp jam you, he says "NO" to your warp drive, and it stops working
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
Auhydride > Dooms Day Device is actually a cellphone, with Chuck Norris' number saved in it.
uhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him
Auhydride > Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations get build around him.
Auhydride > Eve's fastest U turn was made by Concord 2 years ago when they noticed they were warping near Chuck Norris.
Auhydride > Bob didn't destroy the titan, Chuck Norris got mad at bob and threw an ibis at the titan to warn them.
Hans Roaming > shinra officer spawn in snf :)
Abis Cann > oh my dear lord it's still going off
Nallii > what.
Nallii > what.