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Cix'El'Syd > holy shit, almost didnt make it back in the house.... fucking drunk driving my wheelchair
Cix'El'Syd > went off my ramp
Graff Spee > dunno where I got thse Freed Slaves , but as long as there in my hull, freedom is very subjective
Nafetalya > haha
Stardrift > graff is not a kind and merciful captain
Graff Spee > well, I could always dump them in a secure canister in space
Stardrift > how generous of you
Graff Spee > so yes, I'm very kind and merciful
Erfnam > exotic dancer BPC
Erfnam > is that like a used condom?
maximus babbarus > man ive made the biggest mistake ever
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
<DigitalCommunist> no, my drive to be unique and creative is about as high as tomb when it comes to balancing ships
Bonza B > Hey, I'm not getting into the 'I've got got more isk than you but a really small cock'
lee boots > who cares how small my cock is aslong as i have lots of isk : )
Ixianus > Well ill be back later today
Kiuu > daily downtime in a few
J Stayton > ya i saw
Ixianus > after ive had my fill of sex and cheesecake
Kiuu > I'm gonna sleepy now xP
* Ixianus hugs his wallet
Kiuu > I go now
PrimeHex > ALL I REMEMBER IS A PAIR OF TITS
<~Karbowiak> man, on Wednsday i will be so fucking clueless
<~Karbowiak> so just a heads up
<+PeterPowers> its wednesday
<~Karbowiak> if you dont want OI HELP HELP HELP HELP
<~Karbowiak> all day long
<~Karbowiak> dont come into the channel
<+PeterPowers> it *is* wednesday
<~Karbowiak> yeah, but usually you dont say on wednsday
<~Karbowiak> if its wednsday
<~Karbowiak> if i ment today wednsday, i had said today
<~Karbowiak> but seeing as i said wednsday
<+PeterPowers> weirdo
<~Karbowiak> i mean wednsday, next week
<~Karbowiak> you're so german that it hurts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<+PeterPowers> then say that
<+PeterPowers> your so user, it hurts
<+PeterPowers> learn to be precise in your statements, that will improve your code dramatically
<Bizarre> Kurenin what did the doctor say?
<Kurenin> he shoved some shit up my bum
<Kurenin> then poured some barium in
<Kurenin> then blew air up my ass
<Kurenin> then I moved about and they took pictures of my stomach ;[
<jamesbaker> radioactive man!
<Superbeast> WTF
<Superbeast> WTF
<MCGIN> whats up kurenin
<Shin> did you check if they were real doctors?
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