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Jager88 > ever get to that point if u answer one more question you'll pop?
Kalrissia > YEEEARGGGHHHH... no.
Jager88 > lol
Kalrissia > Actually, I make a point of sipping a glass of wine every question asked.
Kalrissia > I joined Eve help channel once and got slaughtered.

#587 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

KSUDruid > This chat invitation is subject to a CSPA service charge of 10,000,000 ISK, which you must accept to complete the invitation.
Thunder Jolly > foxi i do want to kill angels...
KSUDruid > lol
D'an Y'eal > 10mil isk lol
Murphy > is that one of those 1-900 chats?

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N'maro Makari > If you put your penis on something its yours
N'maro Makari > noone else can eat it

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talemacus > well then how about we try a novel concept and share a global shared culture called humanity?
Andreus Ixiris > talemacus: GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT
talemacus > what we need is an extraterrestrial invader... ala Independance Day
Red0Max44 > earthlings, i will decend and destroy your world known as eve
Andreus Ixiris > Oh fuck that shit
Andreus Ixiris > Fuck the Earth
Andreus Ixiris > But if aliens come and try to take my EVE you're going to see some fists of British fury
Ford Adams > LOL
Andreus Ixiris > I will punch out the entire alien invasion force, you watch me
Ford Adams > the invasion would go smoothly until the internet stops working... then suddenly, armies of pasty nerds descend upon the alien force, enraged and mumbling something about the server being down
Susano'o Mikoto > i can only imagine what an enraged 2chan would be capable of...
Ford Adams > the enemy commander would be strangled by a 16 year old girl screaming MYSPAAAACE over and over
Susano'o Mikoto > its a sign of what this world is coming to when i can actualy picture that happening
Shoukin > Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition is what i say.
Andreus Ixiris > THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
Andreus Ixiris > BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BROADBAND
Ford Adams > lol, yeah. the next great american revolution won't come unless the internet goes out for at least a week
Ford Adams > then: mass bedlam
Ford Adams > people pelted to death with cordless mice
Garth Skytrader > the 2nd Amendment gets replaced by The Right to MMO

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Koronakesh > also, let's assume that the "live from jita" bit is ic broadcast to a lot of non-podders. they see that traffic jam, they're gonna think none of us know how to fly ships for shit :

#9447 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Fau Ti > Ony, what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > what?
Fau Ti > I saw you in your capsule.
Onyxalia La'fiette > i was just scouting ships in
Springfeald > lol need shuttle?
Onyxalia La'fiette > nah, pod tank is speed fit :D

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Xealot > 2005.12.10 02:25:00

Victim: Pizza
Alliance: Unknown
Corporation: Felix
Destroyed Type: Pizza
Solar System: Xealots room
System Security Level: 0.0

Involved parties:
Xealot > Name: Xealot (laid the final blow)
Security Status: -2.6
Alliance: Exuro Mortis
Corporation: The Grey Brotherhood
Ship Type: Body
Weapon Type: Stomach Acids
Xealot > owned

#6510 + ( 17 ) -inappropriate?

Tareen Kashaar > It's not a good idea to place a Exotic Dancers in a Small Secure Container. The Exotic Dancers will not survive intact, if transported in such a container.
Able Citizen > You inhuman MONSTER!
Tareen Kashaar > you think I should take a medium container?
Able Citizen > /emote giggles

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Urgomar > is there a gang in tama ?
XflightX > sort of
Urgomar > x tama if theres a gang
XflightX > we don't know who boss is

#10537 + ( 13 ) -inappropriate?

Slimy Worm > hmm.. no scams since i entered system... how odd
Dirty Sansha's > i'm quitiing eve so send me ur isk
Lord Sonah > lol dirty how does that work
Dirty Sansha's > dunno
Dirty Sansha's > works for me ?

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