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Soarin': Eh, actually, it's kinda meh. Too much sex is a lot like too much candy.
Soarin': You lose your appetite for it a whole bunch, and even with the appetite you have left you start getting bored with all the normal flavours.
Soarin': So you go out searching for weirder more niche stuff
Soarin': And then you eventually get to the point where to satisfy your tastes you have to make your own at home AND OH GOD THIS METAPHOR WENT SOMEWHERE DREADFUL
Nightblade > I have to stop killing these interceptors, they keep respawning as battleships
Addi Litli says: ég var að uppgvöta níja siðmenningu
Gunni says: hvaða
Addi Litli says: ég oppnaði ískápinn
Addi Litli says: "all hail ADDI"
Gunni says: HAHAHA. men in black 4tw
<Stavros> DIE U LONG NICKED BSATARDS
<holyone> LEARN2SPELL
<holyone> KKTHNXBYE
<Stavros> and the lord said
<Stavros> woe to ye who do not immdiately tell stavros wtf u are talking about
<Stavros> for u shall be recieving much slapping of the cock variety
<[EA]TwinBlade> roflmao
Quenya Attani > I think when I get out of the Army I'm gonna apply to be a GM on some game and get payed to tell people how much of an idiot they are.
Ymsc Zod > lol
* Insig is now known as Mandy|14|f|cali
* Mandy|14|f|cali is now known as Insig
<Insig> >.>
<Insig> <.<
<Insig> nobody saw that
Quinn Oron > I wonder what it's like to be an asteroid.
Nidia Masters > god you're such a carebear
Quinn Oron > Oh quiet. So what if I have more skillpoints in Industry than in other areas?
Admiral Fridge > he makes up for it by being an awesome refiner
Quinn Oron > Yeah. If I ever catch you at a station with a 50% refinery, you'll be in trouble.
maximus babbarus > man ive made the biggest mistake ever
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Rusty Doads > working
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
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