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WaliWorld > good luck kantress, hope your head soes not esplode
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
Bacchus Dionysus i am officially in love with the vaga
Sakura Nihil Just remember
Sakura Nihil the first few die fast
Bacchus Dionysus > i err on the side of being a giant vagina
Sakura Nihil > As you should
Yaki Herodez > Hey my ship is on fire
Umutmaus > lol you got to repair and be careful cause im docking
Yaki Herodez > No its ok ...this is fun never seen it burnin :P
Xyux > hi, what news? update on status
Kazzim > ms dead, start mining
Scrawt > your avatar looks like my ex, my ex is called alice and her middle name is Eleanor
Scrawt > so i see you, alice eleanor
Dumagand Ongrard > Elmdor....... nice reading there slick
Scrawt > and im obliged to offer you my penis for old times sake
Scrawt > yes ive noticed the difference in letters, but what i did was try to bridge the gap
Ibeau Renoir > here's where she admits to being a guy irl.
Scrawt > and thatd be another similarity
Scrawt > turns out it was andy and i just wasnt listening
Alice Elmdor > :p
DarkBloodRain > well they both start with an A...
Scrawt > that was my argement
Scrawt > ive only got as far as i have because "girl" and "boy" sound so different
DarkBloodRain > it's just like amendment and action. both start with an a. see?
Scrawt > yes, that explains the manly grunts
Scrawt > and the penis
DarkBloodRain > penis, poker, same thing
DarkBloodRain > parrot?
Scrawt > thats right
Scrawt > i bought a penis from the pet shop, it can say hello
<cougem> is eve better or sto better
<cougem> and why
<Sleepkever> EVE and STO are so different you can't compare them
<Kalroth> cougem: Which juice do you prefer, apple or orange?
<cougem> apple
<Kalroth> cougem: Then you'll probably prefer EVE, sorry.
<cougem> so eve is better then
<Kalroth> cougem: No, thats not what I said
Inspir > we moved from ascn
Inspir > if you Haven’t heard
Mauvias Surikar > yeah .. iheard... you are in smash now and semi pirates.
Solbright > /emote confiscates Mauv's Hulk
Inspir > not semi pirates, but rather an equal opportunity alliance
Galvatr0n > I can't believe you can buy homeless people. I mean whats the point besides jetting them out the airlock.
Sleyha > seriously can't find the option..
Neslo > I can walk you through it sleyha
Neslo > open corporation tab... go to alliances tab
Neslo > scroll down to your name
Neslo > right click... shows "show info, quit alliance, show support"
Neslo > click quit alliance > quit alliance > Confirm / Yes
Temerlyn > ahh yeah thats how :p
Marcus Grisbius > then put your right foot in
Marcus Grisbius > after that shake it all about
Sleyha > ok nice one thanks
Marcus Grisbius > there should be a button called the hokey pokey somewhere....
Marcus Grisbius > and that's what it's all about
Sleyha > ok my GF said that the Hokey pokey button will appear when i go to her house
Sleyha > I didn't even know she played eve
Murphy > lol
ViRiii > ahah
CCP Logibro > o
Stitcher > GAH!
Stitcher > uh, I mean.... hi
CCP Logibro > AH!
CCP Logibro > I mean, um, hello.
Stitcher > JESUS FUCK I mean how are you tonight?
CCP Logibro > OH NO, I mean um... Fine.
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