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Jason Marshall > TomB is one step above Jesus.
Taes Valkiir > once we get settled, nooey, we have to go on another nullsec inty spree.
Taes Valkiir > that was the best time i've had in eve in a while.
Nooey > I'd come with you today, but I'm just a bit too emu
Lucian Alucard > ur a bird?
Taes Valkiir > /emote nods gravely.
Taes Valkiir > hotkeys are *way* hard with wings.
Yoinx > i should work for a suicide hotline
Yoinx > *ring ring"
Yoinx > "Hi, I think I'm gonna kill myself."
Yoinx > "no you're not."
Yoinx > "How do you know?"
Yoinx > "Cuz the gun isnt making you mumble. Noob."
Yoinx > *click*
Necrus Lumbus > verone tarkis told me to talk to you
Necrus Lumbus > our corp search for an alli and i ask myself if veto want´s to make an alli with our corp
Verone > do you want the long version or the short version? the long version may give you political insight into how Veto Corp works :)
Necrus Lumbus > long ok
WattIsWacken > :D
Verone > the long version is "No Thanks."
Necrus Lumbus > ok short
Verone > the short version is "Bye."
TAN MELLOTH > ROFL
Necrus Lumbus > are you maybe a group of gays ????
Necrus Lumbus > maybe you suck our dick´s
Nadine Desaix > You don't want that. I bite.
Necrus Lumbus > go and fuck yourself
EVE System > Necrus Lumbus was kicked from the channel by Verone.
Nadine Desaix > Was he trying to be insulting? Because I don't understand
Verone > dunno, he just got booted
Verone > wtf lol
Entreri Finwe > 1. Locate raised, reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 2. Move finger formed appenidx to rest upon said raised area
Entreri Finwe > 3. in a fluid motion, move said appendix down, towards the reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 4. duck
Marcel Rhodes > "Pressing the nuclear missile button: for Americans."
DigitalCommunist > I don't even like rap, but I feel associating myself with bitches and bling can only add to my image.
Promon Delnai > go take over OR and fountain and you can be wesssiddde
DigitalCommunist > Fountain is already taken over.
Promon Delnai > well then, half done
Jacob Etienne > Digi isnt in Delve,... he was just in Yulai mining veldspar
Promon Delnai > /emote misses fighting the bobbits in NORAD
Promon Delnai > T1 FRIG GANG VS HAC GANG
Jacob Etienne > DIE WITH HONA!
DigitalCommunist > What the crap is a bobbit?
Promon Delnai > like a hobbit
Jacob Etienne > i dunno, i ripped it off from him because it sounded funny.
Promon Delnai > but they live in delve
Kruznik > how do u expand ur sheep slots?
Clair Bear > Yup, this UI is like a swiss army dildo.
Clair Bear > Keep playing with it and you just keep discovering new and more frightening attachments.
Molly Mayhem > I'm pretty sure it has a tool to fuck you in every way possible
Ikar Kaltin > mining? ewwww....does it hurt?
Evanda Char > Only the first time
Ikar Kaltin > do you get to get to enjoy it after the first time?
Evanda Char > Depends on the size of the roids
Evanda Char > It's kinda frustrating if they pop when you're just getting started
Ikar Kaltin > is bigger better or can you get enjoyment out of any size?
Evanda Char > Technically, you could get some satisfaction out of any roid, but the truth is the really big ones are sooooo much more worth the effort.
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<shigsy> FUCK OFF AUTOMATIC UPDATE
<shigsy> WHEN I SAY RESTART LATER IT MEANS ILL RESTART THE PC MYSELF
<shigsy> YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF FAGGOTRY
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